Hey everyone! Welcome to the 45th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. I’m sorry that this edition of the series didn’t quite get posted at the end of February as it was originally intended. So I apologize for the slight delay. As you already know from last month here on SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY! Is this one of the worst musicals of all time? Whose idea was it to make a film starring a couple of AMERICAN IDOL contestants? Read on and find out!
Bede @BedeJermyn
I know I’ve said this many times before but I’m going to say it again. Is it too late for me to *not* watch this film? #FromJustinToKelly
However that being said, I do really like Kelly Clarkson. She is pretty awaesome but yeah, this was not a good career start for her #FromJustinToKelly
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that bar would not be that empty at that time of day. #FromJustinToKelly
Whoa! Anika Noni Rose is in this film?! So DREAMGIRLS wasn’t the first film she starred with someone from AMERICAN IDOL! #FromJustinToKelly
You know for people who are suppose to be collage, Kelly’s friends look as though they are at least in their 30s. #FromJustinToKelly
Wow. This is the most monotone cover of the The Go-Go’s “Vacation” I have ever heard. #FromJustinToKelly
Why do I get the feeling that we’re not going to be seeing any beach locations again through the rest of the film? #FromJustinToKelly
Poor Justin Guarini. All he ever wanted was the be famous singer but nope. This film pretty much destroyed his career #FromJustinToKelly
Also sorry Justin. There was only one singer with a fro to come out of IDOL and that was Australia’s own Guy Sebastian. #FromJustinToKelly
Wait, this film was written by the screenwriter of SPICE WORLD: THE MOVIE?! That explains EVERYTHING. #FromJustinToKelly
Although I have a feeling that this film isn’t going to be as bat shit insane as SPICE WORLD was. #FromJustinToKelly
Wait, this is a musical number? I thought it was just a song on the soundtrack before I noticed everyone started singing. #FromJustinToKelly
Wow. Just wow. This musical number is so flat and boring. There’s no energy whatsoever. #FromJustinToKelly
You know this film would be what LA LA LAND would be like if both the cast and filmmakers made no effort whatsoever. #FromJustinToKelly
I don’t know about anyone else but I want Justin’s nerdy friend’s weird looking hat. #FromJustinToKelly
You know that this film was made in the ’00s ’cause some of the male character have frost tips in their hair #FromJustinToKelly
‘Flaunting’? Geez, I haven’t that word in like over 10 years. This film is like a time capsule of early ’00s #FromJustinToKelly
You know for a film that’s meant to be about spring break, it’s treated pretty tamely. #FromJustinToKelly
Wait, is this just song or a musical number? ‘Cause Kelly & Justin don’t mouth the words but now they do. I’m confused. #FromJustinToKelly
Geez, Kelly & Justin. It can’t be that hard to find each in this crowd. You’re basically next to each other!!! #FromJustinToKelly
Justin and his friends are organising whipped cream bikini contest but since this is a family film, I don’t think will be seeing it #FromJustinToKelly
Poor Kelly & Justin. They’re good singers but somebody should have taught them how to act. #FromJustinToKelly
“My hair won’t fit in there” “I’m from Texas. I’ve seen bigger” OOOOooooooo!!! #FromJustinToKelly
Oh please, Justin. That bathroom window was clearly big enough for you to climb through. #FromJustinToKelly
Wait a minute. Did that bathroom shrink a few sizes smaller after Justin climbed through it? It actually looks smaller now. #FromJustinToKelly
Geez. Even though that Kelly’s friend knows that Justin likes her, she still wants to try to hook up with him anyway. #FromJustinToKelly
Wow! Kelly’s friend is truly evil! She doesn’t want Justin & Kelly to get together at all! #FromJustinToKelly
This film would be a lot better if James Franco’s character from SPRING BREAKERS was in it. #FromJustinToKelly
I know that this subplot with Anika Noni Rose is a bit pointless but she’s the best actor in the cast, so I’ll let it slide. #FromJustinToKelly
Yeah, these musical numbers still continue to suck. #FromJustinToKelly
“Jay, I know what it’s like to be blown off” … Yeah, I have no comment for that. This is a family film, right? #FromJustinToKelly
Wait, they’re having a whipped cream bikini party and they didn’t invite Ali Larter? What a rip off. #FromJustinToKelly
You know it has to say something that I’m more interested in how that giant sandcastle was made than this film. #FromJustinToKelly
I wish Steve Carell was in this film. Mainly that he can shout this out a million times during the film… #FromJustinToKelly
Yeah, it’s pretty clear in their scenes to thee that Kelly & Justin have no romantic chemistry whatsoever. #FromJustinToKelly
This film is basically a bunch of very made badly music videos that are strung together by a very thin plot thread. #FromJustinToKelly
Seriously, no joke. This film uses the same shot Kelly & Justin passing a house over and over again. It’s hilarious! #FromJustinToKelly
You know what? I wouldn’t be surprised if Carlos’s use to work as pornstar in the ’80s. He seriously looks like one. #FromJustinToKelly
This is without a doubt the most boring spring break I have ever seen in a film. #FromJustinToKelly
Why does Justin’s nerdy friend look like he’s dressed up for a safari trip? #FromJustinToKelly
Yeah, Kelly’s blonde friend Alexa is a straight up evil person. She has no reason to do what she is doing. #FromJustinToKelly
Why do all these musical numbers always start with characters singing BEFORE they even have opened their mouths? #FromJustinToKelly
Also the songs themselves don’t anything to do with the scenes that they are featured in. This is just simply lazy. #FromJustinToKelly
Wait, stop, hold the phone! This monstrosity was directed by the guy who made the ’90s teen classic SHE’S ALL THAT?! #FromJustinToKelly
For someone whose date didn’t show up to their meeting place, Kelly is taking it rather well. #FromJustinToKelly
OMG I don’t how it’s even possible but Alexa just keeps getting more and more evil as the film goes along. #FromJustinToKelly
Justin’s nerdy friend Eddie is starting to look more like Gilligan from GILLIGAN’S ISLAND as the film goes on. #FromJustinToKelly
Ahhh… What the heck is Kelly wearing? That dress she’s got on looks like it’s made out of ties. #FromJustinToKelly
Oh, man. These musical numbers are really atrocious. #FromJustinToKelly
Okay, so Justin and the guy from the beginning who has a crush on Kelly are… I don’t know what they are doing honestly #FromJustinToKelly
Okay, we’re back to the subplot with Anika Noni Rose’s character. Which is probably the only watchable part of the film. #FromJustinToKelly
“We need to talk about Kelly” Well, first I think that we need to talk about Kevin. #FromJustinToKelly
“I’m starving” “Yeah, I imagine stabbing your friends in the back would take a lot out if you” OHHHHHHH SNAP!!! #FromJustinToKelly
OMG! Just when you think Alexa can’t sink any lower as person, she absolutely does. #FromJustinToKelly
I like how the people in this club haven’t put any enthusiasm into their dancing at all. #FromJustinToKelly
Kelly just found out that Alexa has been lying about Justin. Oooo this going to be good! Shit’s about to go down guys! #FromJustinToKelly
Yeah, I’m sorry but that excuse isn’t going to work, Alexa. You got owned big time! #FromJustinToKelly
Sad theme song from FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY #FromJustinToKelly
Why is that all the songs in the film sound like other and better songs that were released around that period? #FromJustinToKelly
I know I should be happy that Kelly & Justin are finally getting together but I honestly just don’t care anymore. #FromJustinToKelly
Are Kelly & Justin wearing the same clothes that they wore earlier in the film? ‘Cause it looks like they are. #FromJustinToKelly
I honestly wouldn’t be that surprised if both the beginning and ending were shot on the same day. #FromJustinToKelly
Well, it’s a good thing that film wrapped up the romantic subplots of Justin’s friends. I was worried for second. #FromJustinToKelly
Thanks film. Not only did you give us a bad cover of “Vacation”, you’ve done the same for “That’s The Way I Like it” too #FromJustinToKelly
I wonder if a musical should even count as a musical if all the songs that are sung in it are all terrible? #FromJustinToKelly
Well, that’s the end of the film. There’s no question that one of the worst musical of all time. It’s just terrible! #FromJustinToKelly
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 45th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out later in February for my 46th edition, which I could be doing on one of the following three bad film: FREDDY GOT FINGERED, HERCULES IN NEW YORK or HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!
– Bede Jermyn