Hey everyone! Welcome to the 41st edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com, I said that this edition was going to be a special horror themed one in honour of Halloween this month. I posted up poll with three bad horror movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this horror themed 41st instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS WEREWOLF! Is this one of the worst horror sequels of all time? Was everybody on drugs when they made this film? Read on and find out! Enjoy!
Bede @BedeJermyn
I know I’ve said this many times before and I’m going to say it again, is it too late for me to *not* watch this movie? #HowlingII
Once again the MGM Lion is warning me to run away from this film as fast as I can. #HowlingII
Space… The final frontier… Wait, sorry wrong film. #HowlingII
Umm… why is the film stating off like an educational video that we use to watch in high school? #HowlingII
Christopher Lee: legendary Bad arse mofo. #HowlingII
You know that Christopher Lee is awesome actor that no matter how the terrible the film is, he always brings gravitas to it. #HowlingII
Wait… This film had a script? #HowlingII
“Oh, my God… ” Funnily enough that’s the first reaction everyone had after watching this film. #HowlingII
All these people in this funeral scene are all there to mourn the loss of the good film that this sequel could have been. #HowlingII
The actor who plays the charcter of Karen White’s brother looks like a even less talented Ryan O’Neal. #HowlingII
You know that a sequel is terrible when the first film’s star would rather have her character be recast than come back. #HowlingII
We’re not even in 10 minutes in and the film’s subtitle has already been mentioned. That must be a record. #HowlingII
“He said your sister is a werewolf ” “Bullshit!” Okay, I have to admit that was actually kind of funny. #HowlingII
Man, there some really bizarre and unintentionally funny cut-aways in this film. #HowlingII
Yeah, I don’t think you’re fooling anyone with her punk rocker disguise at this concert, Christopher Lee. #HowlingII
Now I don’t want to alarm anyone but I sneaking suspicious feeling that this creepy looking characters may be werewolves. #HowlingII
So these punk rockers are being led to a creepy abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere and they don’t find this odd? #HowlingII
Man, one of the punk rockers has some pretty hilarious looking hair. It looks like a lopsided mohawk. #HowlingII
Oh, man. The werewolf make up and effects in this film are so bad. #HowlingII
Wait, a minute. It’s still daylight outside, how on earth can the bad guys turn into werewolves? #HowlingII
OMG! This sequel has broken another record now. It’s mentioned its subtitle not once, but twice. I’m amazed! #HowlingII
I like how Karen’s brother is wearing double denim. He’s so trendy. #HowlingII
“This is a tape of Karen White’s last broadcast” Which we totally reshot with a new actress since Dee Wallace didn’t come back. #HowlingII
OMG this film’s continuity is so bad. Karen’s werewolf form in this sequel doesn’t look anything like it all in the first one. #HowlingII
“Silver bullets are useless against them. Only titanium can kill them” Quick! Somebody play Sia’s song on the radio! #HowlingII
You know Karen’s brother is quite the sceptic. Even after watching a tape of sister becoming a werewolf, he still doesn’t believe it she’s a werewolf #HowlingII
Man, what is up with all the songs in this film? They just feels out-of-place. #HowlingII
*After hearing a wolf howl* “What was that?!” Cleary it must have been an elephant. Dumb arse. #HowlingII
“Help me! I’m being attacked by guys in really bad cheap werewolf costumes!” #HowlingII
How is possible that the makeup of the werewolves makes them look more like the apes from PLANET OF THE APES than werewolves? #HowlingII
“We have to go to the dark country. We must go to Transylvania” Clearly that’s where every monster in all of existence is hiding. #HowlingII
You know how you can tell that this film is terribly boring? When you clearly see Christopher Lee is actually falling asleep during this scene #HowlingII
Yep, that’s what I wanted to see. A close up shot of two guys wearing tight short-shorts. #HowlingII
You know after the success of the first film, you would think this sequel would have a bigger budget but nope. #HowlingII
Seriously I think this film makes TROLL 2 look like a big budget blockbuster by comparison. #HowlingII
What the hell has that guy got on top of his head? It looks like it’s wearing a dead raccoon as a hat. #HowlingII
Seriously I honestly have no idea what’s going on in this ritual scene. On second thought, I don’t know what going on full stop #HowlingII
Hello Sybil Danning *Re-ow* #HowlingII
Yep, Christopher Lee is still napping. I wouldn’t be surprise they actually shot these bits when he was asleep in between shooting. #HowlingII
Oh, man. The priest that Christopher Lee has just met sounds exactly like Borat. No joke. #HowlingII
Man, the two leads in this film are boring. Except for Christopher Lee of course. He’s always awesome. #HowlingII
How the hell did they not notice that werewolf in the back seat of their car?! It wouldn’t have been that hard to miss! #HowlingII
It doesn’t surprise me that an Aussie directed this film. Only an Aussie would have come up with a werewolf threesome sex scene. #HowlingII
OMG Karen’s brother is still wearing double denim! #HowlingII
How is it possible that people can turn into werewolves in the daylight? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE! #HowlingII
Ahhh… Jenny. I don’t think garlic is going to stop werewolves. Vampires for sure but for werewolves, definitely not. #HowlingII
Well, this random sex scene between Jenny and Karen’s brother just came out of nowhere didn’t it? #HowlingII
With all these close up shots of the actors and these puppets, I honestly don’t know which is which. #HowlingII
OMG this werewolf threesome is STILL GOING! #HowlingII
This film has the most bizarre cut-aways in the history of all cinema. #HowlingII
“Stefan is here” I wish they were talking about this Stefan. #HowlingII
Man, the extras in this scene are really bad dancers. It’s actually pretty hilarious. #HowlingII
Ahhh… Did Sybil Danning just raided Lady Gaga’s wardrobe? #HowlingII
Blessed earplugs?! Now I’ve seen everything. #HowlingII
Ummm… Am I the only one that finds it bizarre that a werewolf has stuffed wolf in their lair? #HowlingII
Yeah, I’m now fully convinced that the werewolf costumes in this film are really gorilla suits. #HowlingII
Did that guy just say that I want to make *laugh* with you? That’s what it sounded like. #HowlingII
Okay, now for bizarre reason Sybil can shoot lasers out of her fingers. I didn’t know werewolves could do that but okay. #HowlingII
A man’s eyes just exploded out of his sockets. I had the same reaction too when I first watched this film. #HowlingII
When are people going to realise that you shouldn’t follow children wearing coloured coats. It’ll only end badly for you. #HowlingII
“You will know pleasures like you’ve never imagined” Yeah, like the pleasure of never watching HOWLING II. #HowlingII
Yeah, I think the filmmakers got their werewolf mythology mixed up with vampire mythology. #HowlingII
There is a werewolf orgy currently happening onscreen. Seriously this film, man. This film. #HowlingII
Ummm… What is up between this crosscutting between the band we saw playing earlier and Sybil’s lair? It’s weird. #HowlingII
Geez, these werewolves aren’t even bothering to try to attack these people. #HowlingII
Well, I take solace in the fact that the bad guys are changing into werewolves when an actual full moon is out for once. #HowlingII
Did Christopher Lee just kill a werewolf with a hand grenade?! #HowlingII
You know what? The film is almost over and I STILL have no idea what’s going on. #HowlingII
Geez, it’s taking Christopher Lee and his team forever to get to Sybil’s castle. Maybe they should have drove there. #HowlingII
Okay, why is Christopher Lee narrating the film of a sudden? #HowlingII
Ahhh… What is that sticking into that priest’s month?! It better not be what I think it is! #HowlingII
You know for someone who’s meant to be the most dangerous werewolves alive? Sybil’s henchwoman didn’t put up much of a fight. #HowlingII
Yep, there’s that Christopher Lee voice over again. #HowlingII
It’s official. Christopher Lee looks even more of a bad arse when’s dressed in all black. #HowlingII
Ahhh… What’s going on? I’m really confused right now. #HowlingII
Ewww! A creature just came out of that priest’s month! #HowlingII
Yeah, this film has boarded the train to crazy town right now. But to be fair, it’s been like that for the whole film. #HowlingII
Yep, there’s another cutaway to that band again. That must like the 200th time that’s happened during the film. #HowlingII
I like how this werewolf kid is disappointed that Jenny and Karen’s brother think it is a costume. #HowlingII
Ummm… Why did they just ask that priest if that werewolf kid was his? What a bunch of dumb arses. #HowlingII
Yep, it’s that band again. And their still playing the same damn song they’ve been playing the whole bloody movie. #HowlingII
Just in case you fell asleep, here’s a recap of all the film’s most terrible moments in the credits. #HowlingII
I like how this montage in the end credits is basically replays the scene of Sybil showing her boobs over and over again. #HowlingII
OMG That cut to Christopher Lee smiling after Sybil shows off her boobs was pretty hilarious! #HowlingII
I think it’s pretty clear that the band in this film only know how to play one song. #HowlingII
More shots of Sybil’s boobs. #HowlingII
Well, that’s the end of the film. Yeah, it’s pretty clear that this one of the worst films ever made. It’s a true abomination! #HowlingII
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this special horror themed 41st edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in November for my 42nd edition, which could one of the following three bad films: DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, THE NEVERENDING STORY III: ESCAPE FROM FANTASIA and RED SONJA. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!
– Bede Jermyn
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