Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #41: Howling II – Your Sister Is A Werewolf

Hey everyone! Welcome to the 41st edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com, I said that this edition was going to be a special horror themed one in honour of Halloween this month. I posted up poll with three bad horror movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this horror themed 41st instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… HOWLING II: YOUR SISTER IS WEREWOLF! Is this one of the worst horror sequels of all time? Was everybody on drugs when they made this film? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

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Bede @BedeJermyn

I know I’ve said this many times before and I’m going to say it again, is it too late for me to *not* watch this movie?

Once again the MGM Lion is warning me to run away from this film as fast as I can.

Space… The final frontier… Wait, sorry wrong film.

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Umm… why is the film stating off like an educational video that we use to watch in high school?

Christopher Lee: legendary Bad arse mofo.

You know that Christopher Lee is awesome actor that no matter how the terrible the film is, he always brings gravitas to it.

Wait… This film had a script?

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“Oh, my God… ” Funnily enough that’s the first reaction everyone had after watching this film.

All these people in this funeral scene are all there to mourn the loss of the good film that this sequel could have been.

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The actor who plays the charcter of Karen White’s brother looks like a even less talented Ryan O’Neal.

You know that a sequel is terrible when the first film’s star would rather have her character be recast than come back.

We’re not even in 10 minutes in and the film’s subtitle has already been mentioned. That must be a record.

“He said your sister is a werewolf ” “Bullshit!” Okay, I have to admit that was actually kind of funny.

Man, there some really bizarre and unintentionally funny cut-aways in this film.

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Yeah, I don’t think you’re fooling anyone with her punk rocker disguise at this concert, Christopher Lee.

Now I don’t want to alarm anyone but I sneaking suspicious feeling that this creepy looking characters may be werewolves.

So these punk rockers are being led to a creepy abandoned warehouse in the middle of nowhere and they don’t find this odd?

Man, one of the punk rockers has some pretty hilarious looking hair. It looks like a lopsided mohawk.

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Oh, man. The werewolf make up and effects in this film are so bad.

Wait, a minute. It’s still daylight outside, how on earth can the bad guys turn into werewolves?

OMG! This sequel has broken another record now. It’s mentioned its subtitle not once, but twice. I’m amazed!

I like how Karen’s brother is wearing double denim. He’s so trendy.

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“This is a tape of Karen White’s last broadcast” Which we totally reshot with a new actress since Dee Wallace didn’t come back.

OMG this film’s continuity is so bad. Karen’s werewolf form in this sequel doesn’t look anything like it all in the first one.

“Silver bullets are useless against them. Only titanium can kill them” Quick! Somebody play Sia’s song on the radio!

You know Karen’s brother is quite the sceptic. Even after watching a tape of sister becoming a werewolf, he still doesn’t believe it she’s a werewolf 

Man, what is up with all the songs in this film? They just feels out-of-place.

*After hearing a wolf howl* “What was that?!” Cleary it must have been an elephant. Dumb arse.

“Help me! I’m being attacked by guys in really bad cheap werewolf costumes!”

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How is possible that the makeup of the werewolves makes them look more like the apes from PLANET OF THE APES than werewolves?

“We have to go to the dark country. We must go to Transylvania” Clearly that’s where every monster in all of existence is hiding.

You know how you can tell that this film is terribly boring? When you clearly see Christopher Lee is actually falling asleep during this scene

Yep, that’s what I wanted to see. A close up shot of two guys wearing tight short-shorts.

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You know after the success of the first film, you would think this sequel would have a bigger budget but nope.

Seriously I think this film makes TROLL 2 look like a big budget blockbuster by comparison.

What the hell has that guy got on top of his head? It looks like it’s wearing a dead raccoon as a hat.

Seriously I honestly have no idea what’s going on in this ritual scene. On second thought, I don’t know what going on full stop

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Hello Sybil Danning *Re-ow*

Yep, Christopher Lee is still napping. I wouldn’t be surprise they actually shot these bits when he was asleep in between shooting.

Oh, man. The priest that Christopher Lee has just met sounds exactly like Borat. No joke.

Man, the two leads in this film are boring. Except for Christopher Lee of course. He’s always awesome.

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How the hell did they not notice that werewolf in the back seat of their car?! It wouldn’t have been that hard to miss!

It doesn’t surprise me that an Aussie directed this film. Only an Aussie would have come up with a werewolf threesome sex scene.

OMG Karen’s brother is still wearing double denim!

How is it possible that people can turn into werewolves in the daylight? IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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Ahhh… Jenny. I don’t think garlic is going to stop werewolves. Vampires for sure but for werewolves, definitely not.

Well, this random sex scene between Jenny and Karen’s brother just came out of nowhere didn’t it?

With all these close up shots of the actors and these puppets, I honestly don’t know which is which.

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OMG this werewolf threesome is STILL GOING!

This film has the most bizarre cut-aways in the history of all cinema.

“Stefan is here” I wish they were talking about this Stefan.

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Man, the extras in this scene are really bad dancers. It’s actually pretty hilarious.

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Ahhh… Did Sybil Danning just raided Lady Gaga’s wardrobe?

Blessed earplugs?! Now I’ve seen everything.

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Ummm… Am I the only one that finds it bizarre that a werewolf has stuffed wolf in their lair?

Yeah, I’m now fully convinced that the werewolf costumes in this film are really gorilla suits.

Did that guy just say that I want to make *laugh* with you? That’s what it sounded like.

Okay, now for bizarre reason Sybil can shoot lasers out of her fingers. I didn’t know werewolves could do that but okay.

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A man’s eyes just exploded out of his sockets. I had the same reaction too when I first watched this film.

When are people going to realise that you shouldn’t follow children wearing coloured coats. It’ll only end badly for you.

“You will know pleasures like you’ve never imagined” Yeah, like the pleasure of never watching HOWLING II.

Yeah, I think the filmmakers got their werewolf mythology mixed up with vampire mythology.

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There is a werewolf orgy currently happening onscreen. Seriously this film, man. This film.

Ummm… What is up between this crosscutting between the band we saw playing earlier and Sybil’s lair? It’s weird.

Geez, these werewolves aren’t even bothering to try to attack these people.

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Well, I take solace in the fact that the bad guys are changing into werewolves when an actual full moon is out for once.

Did Christopher Lee just kill a werewolf with a hand grenade?! 

You know what? The film is almost over and I STILL have no idea what’s going on.

Geez, it’s taking Christopher Lee and his team forever to get to Sybil’s castle. Maybe they should have drove there.

Okay, why is Christopher Lee narrating the film of a sudden?

Ahhh… What is that sticking into that priest’s month?! It better not be what I think it is!

You know for someone who’s meant to be the most dangerous werewolves alive? Sybil’s henchwoman didn’t put up much of a fight.

Yep, there’s that Christopher Lee voice over again.

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It’s official. Christopher Lee looks even more of a bad arse when’s dressed in all black.

Ahhh… What’s going on? I’m really confused right now.

Ewww! A creature just came out of that priest’s month!

Yeah, this film has boarded the train to crazy town right now. But to be fair, it’s been like that for the whole film.

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Yep, there’s another cutaway to that band again. That must like the 200th time that’s happened during the film.

I like how this werewolf kid is disappointed that Jenny and Karen’s brother think it is a costume.

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Ummm… Why did they just ask that priest if that werewolf kid was his? What a bunch of dumb arses.

Yep, it’s that band again. And their still playing the same damn song they’ve been playing the whole bloody movie.

Just in case you fell asleep, here’s a recap of all the film’s most terrible moments in the credits.

I like how this montage in the end credits is basically replays the scene of Sybil showing her boobs over and over again.

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OMG That cut to Christopher Lee smiling after Sybil shows off her boobs was pretty hilarious!

I think it’s pretty clear that the band in this film only know how to play one song.

More shots of Sybil’s boobs.

Well, that’s the end of the film. Yeah, it’s pretty clear that this one of the worst films ever made. It’s a true abomination!

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this special horror themed  41st edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in November for my 42nd edition, which could one of the following three bad films: DUNGEONS & DRAGONS, THE NEVERENDING STORY III: ESCAPE FROM FANTASIA and RED SONJA. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!

– Bede Jermyn

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