Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #5: The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

Hey everyone! Welcome to my 5th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. I’m sorry its been so long for this latest one it just been so busy over the last 2 months that I haven’t really had the time to do it until now.  2 months ago over here at I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. It was a close race between two particular film but one film won out in the end by a single vote! For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… THE TWILIGHT SAGA: BREAKING DAWN – PART 2! Will we ever see Bella emote? Will any of the vampires sparkle in this one? Read on and find out! Enjoy!


Bede @BedeJermyn

Oh, I’m sorry. It’s BREAKING DAWN – PART TWO, not PART 2. Not that I care.

You know this opening title sequence isn’t actually half-bad

Stephanie Myer: Vampire Killer… Literarily  #BreakingDawn2

Oh, Bill Condon. Did you really need money that bad? #BreakingDawn2

This is the most awkward song choice for the most awkward scene ever #BreakingDawn2

Wait… Sorry, I didn’t catch that? What did you say, Edward? Cause I care barely hear you through your mumbling #BreakingDawn2


Renesmee… What a stupid name for a kid. And I thought that North was bad #BreakingDawn2

Man, the green screen in this film is just as bad as what they used in THE ROOM #BreakingDawn2

I like how Bella basically turns into a nymphomaniac when she now turns into a vampire #BreakingDawn2

Captain Kirk! #BreakingDawn2

Where’s Spock and his flying boots when you need him #BreakingDawn2

lol Seeing Kristen Stewart acting angry is hilarious #BreakingDawn2

Seeing Bella fight a mountain lion is pretty hilariously bad #BreakingDawn2

No. We don’t want to smell you, Jacob #BreakingDawn2

OMG the baby’s CGI is absolutely terrible. Couldn’t they have just used a real baby instead? Did it really need to be CGI? #BreakingDawn2

I’m very disturbed that this series promotes necrophilia, bestiality and paedophilia as a *romantic* thing #BreakingDawn2

It’s about time that Kristen Stewart started not taking this role seriously  #BreakingDawn2

“Nessie? You named my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?!”. This is some real Mamet-esque dialogue right here folks #BreakingDawn2

Man, that CGI baby is still awful #BreakingDawn2

Ashley Greene is so cute. She like one of the good things about this series #BreakingDawn2

I’m not sure where they found the time to build Bella & Edward’s house but whatever #BreakingDawn2

Also where the hell did they get all the stuff inside the house? It would have cost them a fortune #BreakingDawn2

This is the awkwardly done sex scene that I’ve ever seen… and I’ve seen THE ROOM #BreakingDawn2

So… Many… Close-ups… Of… Body… Parts #BreakingDawn2

I think Emmett is a little too interested in Bella & Edward’s sex life #BreakingDawn2

I like how the vampire make-up is just there faces being powdered. #BreakingDawn2

Billy Burke looks so bored #BreakingDawn2

I think these scene was made just to have a excuse to get Jacob to strip off his clothes #BreakingDawn2


This scene where the Cullens try to teach Bella how to be human is exactly how the director tried to direct Kristen to emote #BreakingDawn2

“You don’t turn into an animal, do ya?” Nah, Bella just turns into a piece of wood #BreakingDawn2

I have to admit I thought it was a nice touch when Bella’s Dad hugs her, he feels that there is something different about her but he is not sure what it is #BreakingDawn2

Oh, dear God. That awful CGI baby is back #BreakingDawn2

Every time the CGI baby smiles, it disturbs me #BreakingDawn2


First we had vampire baseball, now we have vampire arm wrestling #BreakingDawn2

This scene would have been better if Sylvester Stallone was doing the arm wrestling #BreakingDawn2

Oh, man. I guess it wouldn’t be a TWILIGHT film if somebody doesn’t sparkle in it. #BreakingDawn2

Worst wire work ever #BreakingDawn2


Wait did they CGI older Renesmee’s face as well? WHAT’S THE POINT OF THAT?! #BreakingDawn2

Michael Sheen: pimp #BreakingDawn2

Michael Sheen is the only actor in this series who knows of what type of film he is in #BreakingDawn2

Jackson Rathbone looks like Beaker from the Muppets #BreakingDawn2

Vampire children are disturbing #BreakingDawn2

Hey, Michael Sheen! Tommy Wiseau called and he wants his hair back! #BreakingDawn2

Whoa! Some woman just had both head and arms ripped off! And this was a PG-13 film?! #BreakingDawn2

I’m still not sure if the kid’s face is CGI or not, it’s hard to tell #BreakingDawn2


The kid’s face just looks so… Weird. It’s creeping me out #BreakingDawn2

What is this? X-MEN or TWILIGHT? #BreakingDawn2

Seriously, you would think that with all the money that this series made they would get better CGI effects #BreakingDawn2

Ah, Lee Pace. You deserve so much better than this film but at the same time, you have the only cool character in this series #BreakingDawn2


Do any of these vampires ever change their clothes? Cause I swear they have been wearing the same clothes for weeks now #BreakingDawn2

I like how Joe Anderson’s character really doesn’t give a shit about what’s happening #BreakingDawn2

Meanwhile on Pandora… #BreakingDawn2

Hey, it’s Dexter’s long lost serial killer brother! #BreakingDawn2

Lee Pace is just awesome. Full stop. #BreakingDawn2

So much terrible CGI #BreakingDawn2

I want to see a spin-off film with just Lee Pace and Joe Anderson’s characters, I would pay to see that #BreakingDawn2

Man, where’s Blade when you need him #BreakingDawn2

This training scene would have been better Mr. Miyagi was doing Bella’s training #BreakingDawn2

lol Edward screams like a girl #BreakingDawn2

No, kid. They left cause they knew that their careers would be dead if they stayed in this film #BreakingDawn2


Whoa… It’s been nearly 10 minutes without a song by a indie ban-oh, wait. Never mind. #BreakingDawn2

Can’t Bella just walk normal? Does she really have to do it really fast? #BreakingDawn2

You’re such a racist, Jacob #BreakingDawn2

FINALLY! They got rid of the CGI on the kid’s face #BreakingDawn2

Wendall Pierce! #BreakingDawn2

Wait a sec… Are Wendell Pierce’s character and Bella talking about how hot Jasper is? #BreakingDawn2

This song that’s playing now sounds like the MASH theme #BreakingDawn2

I don’t know how but Joe Anderson’s character is both the most coolest and most pointless character in this entire series #BreakingDawn2


Why would the vampires light a fire if they can’t feel the cold anyway? It doesn’t make any sense. #BreakingDawn2

But then again, I am talking about TWILIGHT here. #BreakingDawn2

Well, when Joe Anderson says that he isn’t going to show up for the fight, he really meant it #BreakingDawn2

Now the moment we’ve been waiting for: Michael Sheen’s over-the-top acting #BreakingDawn2

Every time Bella uses her powers, it looks like she’s giving off really bad B.O. #BreakingDawn2

I think Michael Sheen just had a orgasm #BreakingDawn2


Michael Sheen just had another orgasm #BreakingDawn2

I just realized that every bad thing that happens in a film, it’s because of Maggie Grace #BreakingDawn2

What a dumb arse #BreakingDawn2

Whoa… Maggie Grace just had her head and arms ripped off too. Liam Neeson is not going to be happy about this #BreakingDawn2

Dakota Fanning must have been paid a lot of money just to say one word thought out this entire film #BreakingDawn2

As much as I hate to admit it, Michael Sheen does make a very good point #BreakingDawn2

Michael Sheen just had his 3rd orgasm  #BreakingDawn2

I have to agree with what @JimmytotheO said a while ago, BREAKING DAWN sounds like the title of a 70’s porno film #BreakingDawn2

Whoa! Peter Facinelli’s character just had his head ripped off and Edward’s reaction to it is hilarious #BreakingDawn2

These reaction shots are hilarious #BreakingDawn2

I guess Bella’s shield powers are pretty much useless #BreakingDawn2

Man… There’s a lot of decapitations and neck-snappings in this battle scene. I mean a LOT of them o_O  #BreakingDawn2

Nice to see the Wilhelm scream make an appearance  #BreakingDawn2

I honestly have no idea which characters are the werewolves in the scenes. It’s confusing #BreakingDawn2


I know I’m going to lose credibility by saying but this battle scene is actually kind of cool  #BreakingDawn2

If it had blood (which vampires don’t have), it would be the bloodiest battle scene of ALL time #BreakingDawn2

It kind makes laugh that the best scene in the entire series (this final battle scene) wasn’t even in any of the books #BreakingDawn2

It just shows that if filmmakers did they own thing rather than sticking so close to the books, it could have been a decent series #BreakingDawn2

Whoa! Dakota Fanning gets her head bitten off by a werewolf  #BreakingDawn2

Holy shit! Some dude just had half his head ripped off! Up-close and in graphic detail! And this is a PG-13 film?! Amazing! #BreakingDawn2

 I don’t know how Bella knows martial arts but whatever #BreakingDawn2

What… Wait?! #BreakingDawn2

Are you telling me that the awesome battle scene I just saw didn’t actually happen? I was just a vision of what will happen in the future? THIS IS BULLSHIT! #BreakingDawn2

Okay, I’m really pissed right now #BreakingDawn2

The only way this should end is if Chuck Norris walked out of the forest and killed everyone in sight. That would’ve ruled! #BreakingDawn2

Michael Sheen’s character is such a pussy #BreakingDawn2

Well, they left really quickly. Literally.  #BreakingDawn2

MyAnna Buring is hot. Nuff said. #BreakingDawn2

So… Who were these characters again? #BreakingDawn2

I’m disturbed that the Cullens supporting Jacob’s relationship with Renesmee #BreakingDawn2

Previously on TWILIGHT… #BreakingDawn2


So… One of Bella’s powers is that she can show anyone musical montage sequences in their heads? #BreakingDawn2

The film ends with a page from the novel. After reading that page, I got a headache over badly written it was #BreakingDawn2

I have to say I like that the end credits acknowledge every actor who appeared in the series, even they weren’t in this film. #BreakingDawn2

Except for Oscar nominated actress Catalina Sandino Moreno who is mysteriously absent from the list. But than she was uncredited in the 3rd film so… #BreakingDawn2

On 2nd thought, these aren’t end credits. This is a In Memoriam of all the actors whose careers were killed by this series #BreakingDawn2

Watching this end credits, I just realized that most of these minor characters had no point of ever being in these films #BreakingDawn2

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 5th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in a few weeks for a special horror edition of my next one which will be either on the following three films: FREDDY’S DEAD: THE FINAL NIGHTMARE, HALLOWEEN: RESURRECTION or TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE: THE NEXT GENERATION. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on soon!

– Bede Jermyn

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