Hello, tall, dark, handsome and Welsh.
What do you fear?
Constantine… or Constanpeen?
“I’m sorry, Mr. Constantine…”
Welcome to the family, son!
Johnny’s got some bollocks to kick.
“They call it balance, I call it hypocritical bullshit.”
“Miss me, Counselor?”
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Once upon a dream…
Clowns, blood, gore and Malcolm McDowell in a dandy wig, oh my!
My #1 House of Mouse movie, baby.
The only thing scarier than getting lost in the woods is getting lost in the supermarket.