[Bea’s Reviews] Blair Witch [2016]


Dir.: Adam Wingard

Starring: Callie Hernandez, James Allen McCune, Brandon Scott, Valorie Curry, Corbin Reid and Wes Robinson

Okay, so first things first- this review was originally going to be a super informative and super interesting discussion between myself and fellow witch/friend Melissa after we had seen Blair Witch only for Spreaker to inexplicably poop itself and erase the conversation. What made the occasion special was that this exchange took place on a beach after we had performed a Sabbath and it truly got our brain juices flowing making way for some fantastic ideals being talked about in-depth.

But N0000000000000000000000000!!!!!!!

Unfortunately technology thought otherwise and now you have me going solo rambling like a loon, trying desperately to remember all of the topics Melissa and myself tossed back and forth. What a freakin’ PAIN!

Bonus Round: Mel and Bea’s theories on the Blair Witch

  • Wendigo
  • Cult of VFX fantatics
  • Predator
  • German mimickry demon/hidebehind
  • Extraterrestrial
  • Psychotropic influence ala¬†¬†Claviceps purpurea aka ergot fungus
  • It was aaaaalllllllll a dreaaaaaam!



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