Martin Kemp plays a door licking vampire with a perchant for ankhs. Oh and there’s Alyssa Milano with her lovely zonkies and trying to play the bad girl (and failing endearingly miserably) You aren’t gonna get anything out of this movie other than an hard-on, trust me.
Tagged with horror …
[Bea’s Reviews] Hellbent [2004]
Happy Halloween everybody!!!!! It’s time to get daring with this 2004 first- a gay slasher film that just happens to be one of the better hack and slash flicks you will see out there. It’s somewhat obscure, but if you dig deep enough, you may be able to uncover this gem. Although not by … Continue reading
[90s Action Movie Month] Ninja Scroll [1993] Review by Bea Harper
Dir.: Yoshiaki Kawajiri Ohhhhh, how long I have waited to do this review!!! I guess it goes without saying that I too am a fan of anime but I must also admit I am not an indiscriminate viewer of animated films from our friends in the East, not through some set of self-important standards, but simply due … Continue reading
[Bea’s Reviews] The Stendhal Syndrome by Bea Harper [1996]
Starring: Asia Argento, Thomas Kretschmann, Marco Leonardi, Luigi Diberti and Paolo Bonacelli Dir.: Dario Argento Dario Argento’s recent work has not been up to scratch, however basely entertaining ‘Mother of Tears’ was, the man was in his absolute prime during the 70’s and 80’s with films such as ‘Opera’, ‘Suspiria’, ‘Tenebre’ and ‘Profondo Rosso’ but … Continue reading
Bede’s MIFF 2014 Video Reviews #8: Housebound and Creep
HOUSEBOUND and CREEP In this 8th edition of my 2014 MIFF video reviews, I share my thoughts on the hilarious New Zealand horror/comedy HOUSEBOUND and the creepy/darkly comedic found-footage horror film CREEP. – Bede Jermyn
[Bea’s Book Reviews] The Witching Hour by Bea Harper
“The Witching Hour” Author: Anne Rice Published: 1990 Back in the Old Days (those unmentionable awkward teenage years), I was one of the many lonely, plump around the middle, latently horny girls who got a serious kick out of the film adaptation of Anne Rice’s best seller “Interview With The Vampire”. After watching it for … Continue reading
[DVD Review] Almost Human (2013) by Bea Harper
Dir: John Begos Starring: Graham Skipper, Josh Ethier and Vanessa Leigh The Film: On October 13, 1987 in the town of Patten, Maine, a shaken Seth Hampton (Skipper) tries to warn his best friend Mark Fisher (Ethier) of an eerie blue light that sucked their friend Rob into the sky as a piercing screech rendered … Continue reading
[Review] Tale Of A Vampire (1992) by Bea Harper
Author’s note: Fellow blogger and cinema slayer Dom Coccaro kindly requested me to review this oddity of the prehistoric 90’s. Dommy, sweet Dommy, this was all for you. ❤ Beauty, no matter how remarkable always comes with a price, and “Tale Of A Vampire” pays it almost grievously because while aesthetically it is very sumptuous, … Continue reading
[Review] There Are Monsters- Short Horror Film [2008]
Lowdown: A married couple in a small Canadian town notice an unattended child wearing a red hood in their snowy backyard and the smiles of their fellow town folk never looked so friendly. “There Are Monsters” became a full-length feature film in 2013 which dealt with an apocalyptic notion of monsters invading the globe because … Continue reading
[Review] Don’t Move- Short Horror Film [2013]
Lowdown: A bunch of friends assemble for their regular ‘games night’. When they make the mistake of misusing an Ouija board things go to Hell and friendships are tested. What I love about some horror films is that they take the opportunity to broach common, almost mundane subjects that trouble us all … Continue reading
[Review] Click – Short Horror Film
Lowdown: A group of children play in an abandoned building with naught but a light switch. Although the concept of creepiness is subjective depending on the beholder, William Princes’ 15 minute short ‘Click’ is one of my favourite UK-based horror shorts because it doesn’t rely on make up, sensationalism and bombastic means of getting your attention. … Continue reading
[Review] Daniel – Short Horror Film (2014)
Okie doke, this is my inaugural short film review, so if it’s short, it’s probably precisely for that reason! Lowdown: A young boy hides in the closet from a pair of menacing strangers who have invaded his house with murder on their minds. When it comes to putting together a short film of any genre, … Continue reading
The Strain – “Night Zero” Review
Synopsis: A plane bound from Berlin, Germany mysteriously stops dead at the tarmac in JFK International Airport in New York City. A CDC investigator, his team, and an elderly pawn shop owner will all come to learn the horrifying truth as to why. We live in a new golden age of horror television. Once thought the … Continue reading
Paul Bedford’s The List [Graphic novel review] by Bea Harper
Writer: Paul Bedford Illustrators: Henry Pop and Tom Bonin Published: April 1st 2012 Here is a question that all of us have asked each other and ourselves- how far would we go to achieve what we desire? How much would we believe in the actions we took would benefit a higher goal? It’s a question … Continue reading