Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #81: Mr. Nanny

Hey, everyone! Welcome to my 81st edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. I have sincerely apologise for the lateness of this latest edition of the column once again. I didn’t get a chance to post this before I went away on my holidays back in February but the time I did come back, I had a whole bunch of stuff that come uo and I wasn’t able to do until now. Plus everything that’s been going on in the world right now definitely added to it as well. As you already know back in February here on, I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this 81st instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… MR. NANNY! Who’s idea was it to put Hulk Hogan in a kids film? Is Hulk Hogan wearing a ballerina costume the absolute low point of his career? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

I know I’ve said this many times before, but I’m going to say again: is it too late for me to *not* watch this film? #MrNanny

New Line Cinema: the house that Freddy Kruger build… Also the one that owns this Hulk Hogan *classic*. #MrNanny

Hulk Hogan is asleep. Seriously we’re not even 5 seconds in and he’s already giving us a sleep inducing performance. #MrNanny

Yep. I’m definitely not surprised that Hulk Hogan’s character is dreaming about wrestling. #MrNanny

I love the fact that real life wrestlers like Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake, Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, George “The Animal” Steele and others are beating the shit out of Hogan in this dream sequence. #MrNanny

It’s such a missed opportunity that Freddy Kruger doesn’t show up in this dream sequence since it’s a New Line Cinema production and all. #MrNanny

Oh, hi, Sherman Hemsley! It’s clear you didn’t have anything else to do with your time. #MrNanny

Even though this isn’t a sequel to NO HOLDS BARRED, I’m going to pretend that it is. #MrNanny

Yeah… You shouldn’t have your hair long that if you’re balding that badly in the front. #MrNanny

I bet Hulk Hogan thinks he looks bad arse on that motorcycle. News flash: he doesn’t. #MrNanny

Wait, hold the phone! Did Hogan just passed someone who threw their dog into a lake?! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! I need answers! #MrNanny

I don’t why Hulk Hogan is beating the crap out of security guards all of a sudden. I mean it does, but it’s pretty stupid. #MrNanny

Ahhh… Did Hogan’s new client that he’s working for’s draw just exploded? #MrNanny

Geez. I’m only 10 minutes about this film and it’s rushing way too fast into its plot. #MrNanny

Oh, man. The score for this film is so bad, it’s hilarious lol. #MrNanny

Dammit, Hogan! Stop breaking people’s stuff! #MrNanny

Damn! That nanny is on fire! Literally! #MrNanny

Oh, man! The kids that Hogan has to look after is the kid from LEPRECHAUN and Madeline Zima from the show THE NANNY! #MrNanny

Dammit again, Hogan! Don’t be sticking a finger into that apple pie! Jim from AMERICAN PIE may have already fucked it! #MrNanny

Okay, I like this sassy chef already. Mainly because she’s taking the absolute piss out of Hogan right now. #MrNanny

Wait… If this film has Madeline Zima in it, does this mean that MR. NANNY is some kind of prequel to THE NANNY? #MrNanny

Yeah… Slapstick comedy is definitely not Hogan’s forte. #MrNanny

Omg Hogan’s facial expressions when he’s looking in the mirror! It’s hilariously bad! #MrNanny

Yeah, if someone got in the head by a bowling ball, you would easily be bed. #MrNanny

I like how these two kids pretty set up traps up around the house to basically kill their carers, but the dad doesn’t put in line for any of it at all. #MrNanny

OH… MY… GOD… The villain of this film is… Buster Poindexter?! #MrNanny

Okay, I know his real name is David Johansen and he’s music legend but dammit, he’ll always be Buster Poindexter to me. #MrNanny

Umm… Why is Hogan is sitting a desk in the Manson’s daughter’s class? He can barely fit in it. Comedy, people. #MrNanny

You know if this film were remade today, the teacher would be played by Kristen Schaal. They look so much alike that it’s scary. #MrNanny

I don’t get how these kids can easily walk over Hulk Hogan. Seriously if I was kid and he was my bodyguard, I’d be shit scared of him. #MrNanny

I like how the gym in the mansion has its own full locker room for no apparent reason. #MrNanny

I swear the best actor in this whole film so far is Hulk Hogan’s handlebar moustache. #MrNanny

Seriously, why does gym have a locker room?! It doesn’t make any sense! #MrNanny

This scene would be far interesting if it was locker room scene from A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 2: FREDDY’S REVENGE. #MrNanny

Ahhh… Hogan. I think that towel is little small for you. I’m terrified that little Hogan is going to pop out any minute now. #MrNanny

Holy shit! The kids just basically admit to their Dad that they are trying to kill Hogan? Again holy shit! #MrNanny

Umm… Sooo… Why does the villain has a metal cranium? #MrNanny

Yep. David Johansen is definitely trying to win the award for “Most Overacting Performance In A Film”. #MrNanny

I know that happened earlier in the film, but I still need to know why that that guy threw his dog into lake? I need answers, dammit! #MrNanny

I like how everyone is willing to kill other people in this film. #MrNanny

Brace yourselves everyone: forced bonding scenes are coming. #MrNanny

Okay, I have to admit. This bonding scene between Hulk Hogan and Madeline Zima is a little funny. #MrNanny

Oh, man. The actor who plays Mr. Mason looks so bored. #MrNanny

Heartwarming Theme from MR. NANNY. #MrNanny

Oh, no! Mr. Mason has been kidnapped by the bad guys! #MrNanny

Okay, I have to admit this as well. This scene were where Frank, Mason’s head of security, tells Mason that he was the one who betrayed him via handwritten notes since I can’t talk due to his neck-brace is kinda funny too. #MrNanny

Wait… Did Frank just get projected out of the car via the roof?! #MrNanny

Oh, man. Cue a pointless flashback scene with Hogan and Sherman. #MrNanny

Oh, geez. This flashback is hilariously bad lol. #MrNanny

Of course the villain has a a history with Hogan & Sherman. Of course he does. #MrNanny

Where the hell did Sherman pull that long metal rod from?! #MrNanny

Ah, the ‘90s. Where attempted murder is comedy gold. #MrNanny

Ahhh… Was David Johansen having an orgasm as his henchman was buffing his metal skull? It sure looked like it. #MrNanny

Hulk Hogan is having a tea party with the daughter and her toys. This is definitely the high point of Hogan’s acting career. #MrNanny

Okay, I stand corrected. The acting highlight is Hogan is getting hair done into pigtails. #MrNanny

“Don’t you guys carry guns?” “I can’t. I lost my licence.” You live in America, dude. I don’t think that’s going to stop you from getting a gun. #MrNanny

Okay, I stand corrected for a third time. Hogan being in ballet tights is both the biggest and most embarrassing highlight of his career ever. #MrNanny

“Hey, look at the big girly man.” HEY! That’s insensitive line is Arnold Schwarzenegger’s line dammit! #MrNanny

Seriously l, how can Hogan let this main henchman beat him up like this? He’s smaller in body mass than him. #MrNanny

Wait a second, hold the phone! The guy who directed MANNEQUIN made this too?! My God… #MrNanny

Yeah, there’s too much talk about hair in this film. #MrNanny

“SHUT UP! SHUT UP!!” Don’t worry, David Johansen. Everyone felt the same way while watching this film. #MrNanny

HOLY SHIT! The villain just bitch slapped the shit out of the son just now! #MrNanny

Sorry, Hogan. No matter how many times you ride that Harley, it’s not going to make you look cool. #MrNanny

You know what? I’ve seen so many over-the-top scenery chewing performances in my time, but David Johansen is on a whole other level. He’s basically going full Nicolas Cage in this film. #MrNanny

Seriously how can anyone not notice Hogan coming out of that hole in the middle of the hideout? #MrNanny

Death by flying toilet seat. #MrNanny

OH MY GOD!!! Not only does the son get slapped in the face by the bad guy, he also gets kicked in the face by a henchman as well! #MrNanny

It has to be really say something when getting the shit beaten out of him by Buster Poindexter is the least embarrassing thing that happens to Hulk Hogan in this film. #MrNanny

Now that is one OTT villain death for David Johansen. Seriously the guy gets his metal skull caught by a magnet and literally throw up into space. #MrNanny

Well, I guess it all worked out. Mr. Mason is going to be a better dad to his kids and Hogan is going back to wrestling. Totally not expected at all! #MrNanny

Yep, as expected. The film ends with kids trying to murder Hulk Hogan one last night time. Once again, the hilarity, people! #MrNanny

Well, that’s the end of the film. Yep, it is indeed pretty bad but it does leave me with one important question: again what the hell was up with the guy throwing his dog in the lake at the beginning of the film? Seriously someone answer this for me stat! #MrNanny

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 81st edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon!keep a look out at the end of March for my 82nd edition, which I could be doing on one of the following three bad films: JUNIOR, NORM OF THE NORTH or SHOCK TREATMENT. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on soon!

Article written by Bede Jermyn





Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s