Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #53: Boo! A Madea Halloween

Hey everyone! Welcome to the 53rd edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com, I said that this edition was going to be a special horror themed one in honour of Halloween this month. I posted up poll with three bad horror movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this horror themed 53rd instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN! Was it really a good idea for Tyler Perry to make a film version of a joke that featured in a Chris Rock film? Could this have had been this generation’s ERNEST SCARED STUPID if it didn’t it wasn’t so boring? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

I know I’ve said this many times before but I’m going to say it again, is it too late for to not watch this film?

Man, Tyler Perry’s name is on every credit in this film. I haven’t seen this many since Tommy Wiseau’s THE ROOM

Oh, man. I’ve only meant these frat boys for only a minute and I already hate them.

The main frat guy looks like a budget Asylum version of Vin Diesel.

“You’re in college and you look at least 67” This May be the most accurate statement in this whole film.

What on earth is up with Brian? He’s usually so levelled headed but now he’s acting like a crazy person.

Why does it seem like Tyler Perry is almost on the verge of forgetting his lines every time he gets angry?

Yeah… This scene with Brian, his daughter Tiffany and her friend is going on way longer than it needs to be.

Geez, Tiffany is a dumb arse. Why leave your iPad and yo r messenger on so your Dad can see it? Again dumb arse.

Oh, no. Madea has finally showed up. Excuse while I start drinking an entire bottle of vodka right now *starts drinking*

How can anyone like Madea? She’s so rude and annoying.

Madea’s friend just stole candy from a kid’s trick-or-treat pail. That is some really low stuff.

I like how Tyler Perry gets frustrated when talking to himself as Madea.

Did I just spot a jack-o-lantern in the background that says ‘I love Jesus’?!

Oh, man. All the improv *comedy* in this film is so excruciatingly bad.

This scene between Madea, Brian, Joe and the others feels like it has been going on for 30 minutes. It’s. So. Long.

Wait, did Madea just admit that she beat up Brian so bad that she put him in the hospital as kid?! 😳

I’m really disturbed by the fact that this film is making fun of child abuse. Seriously, what the hell.

For crying out loud! End. This. Scene. Already. Please!!!!!

Seriously, all these need to be reported to the police.

I swear that scene takes up at least 70% of the film.

‘What is that?’ ‘The ghost board’ ‘Well, technically it’s a ouija board but we can’t say that due to copy-write’

I think it’s kind of funny that the only other big name that Tyler Perry could get for this film is Bella Thorne.

About bloody time! After 127 hours, we’re finally in a different location other than Brian’s house.

I don’t know why Madea is letting the frat boys touch her breasts but it’s disturbing.

I like how Madea barely punched the frat guy who looks like Thor and acts like he’s in a huge amount of pain.

Rapper Tyga just showed. Somehow dating a Kardashian is actually less embarrassing than appearing in this film.

I’m think that Tyler Perry just hired random people of the street for some of these roles ‘cause no can act at all.

I’ll give these frat boys credit: at least know it’s wrong when they find out Tiffany and her friends are actually 17

I swear that they use the same establishing shot of Brian’s house over and over again.

You know what? This film would have be a lot better if Madea fought a real supernatural force than prankster frat boys.

Man, the make up effects on Tyler Perry and the other actors to make them look older is so bad.

It’s amazing that the frat boys set up such a elaborate prank to scare Madea in such a short amount of time.

Why is it does that Brian’s place looks more like a motel than an actually house?

‘I just want you to know that if she’s doesn’t come back, that’s a dude’ Stop! Hold it! The film has become self aware!

Yep, it’s true. Just like Madea if I saw a Evil clown say boo to me in the attic, I’d punch them out too.

You know what? This is indeed a fact horror film. It’s absolutely terrifying just how completely unfunny it is.

*Sigh*… I wish that the zombies were real so that they could eat Madea and her friends. It would have been great.

I don’t know about anyone else, I want to see a Rob Zombie remake of BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN. That would hilarious.

You know what main major problem with this is film is? There’s too much moralising, not enough horror/comedy.

Geez, Tiffany is such a disrespectful witch. If I acted the way she did to my parents, I’d be in huge trouble.

Oh, geez. This film has taken a very serious turn all of a sudden. Than again, this is a Tyler Perry film.

Once again, why is Bella Thorne in this film again? She’s barely even in it. Anyone could have played her part.

Okay we’ve gone from a very lame horror/comedy to very lame drama in the span of a few minutes.

Man, budget Vin Diesel is wearing the tightest t-shirt that I have ever seen.

Well… I thought that frat boys’ prank was elebotate, Madea’s payback prank is just straight up savage.

Wow… That was… A pretty lame ending.

Well, that’s the end of the film. Yeah, I didn’t think this film is going to be a Halloween classic. Very far from it.

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this special horror themed 53rd edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in November for my 54th edition, which could one of the following three bad films: GREEN LANTERN, OTCOPUSSY and SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!

– Bede Jermyn

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