Hey everyone! Welcome to the 53rd edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com, I said that this edition was going to be a special horror themed one in honour of Halloween this month. I posted up poll with three bad horror movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this horror themed 53rd instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN! Was it really a good idea for Tyler Perry to make a film version of a joke that featured in a Chris Rock film? Could this have had been this generation’s ERNEST SCARED STUPID if it didn’t it wasn’t so boring? Read on and find out! Enjoy!
Bede @BedeJermyn
I know I’ve said this many times before but I’m going to say it again, is it too late for to not watch this film? #BooMadeaHalloween
Man, Tyler Perry’s name is on every credit in this film. I haven’t seen this many since Tommy Wiseau’s THE ROOM #BooMadeaHalloween
Oh, man. I’ve only meant these frat boys for only a minute and I already hate them. #BooMadeaHalloween
The main frat guy looks like a budget Asylum version of Vin Diesel. #BooMadeaHalloween
“You’re in college and you look at least 67” This May be the most accurate statement in this whole film. #BooMadeaHalloween
What on earth is up with Brian? He’s usually so levelled headed but now he’s acting like a crazy person. #BooMadeaHalloween
Why does it seem like Tyler Perry is almost on the verge of forgetting his lines every time he gets angry? #BooMadeaHalloween
Yeah… This scene with Brian, his daughter Tiffany and her friend is going on way longer than it needs to be. #BooMadeaHalloween
Geez, Tiffany is a dumb arse. Why leave your iPad and your messenger on so your Dad can see it? Again dumb arse. #BooMadeaHalloween
Oh, no. Madea has finally showed up. Excuse while I start drinking an entire bottle of vodka right now *starts drinking* #BooMadeaHalloween
How can anyone like Madea? She’s so rude and annoying. #BooMadeaHalloween
Madea’s friend just stole candy from a kid’s trick-or-treat pail. That is some really low stuff. #BooMadeaHalloween
I like how Tyler Perry gets frustrated when talking to himself as Madea. #BooMadeaHalloween
Did I just spot a jack-o-lantern in the background that says ‘I love Jesus’?! #BooMadeaHalloween
Oh, man. All the improv *comedy* in this film is so excruciatingly bad. #BooMadeaHalloween
This scene between Madea, Brian, Joe and the others feels like it has been going on for 30 minutes. It’s. So. Long. #BooMadeaHalloween
Wait, did Madea just admit that she beat up Brian so bad that she put him in the hospital as kid?!
#BooMadeaHalloween
I’m really disturbed by the fact that this film is making fun of child abuse. Seriously, what the hell. #BooMadeaHalloween
For crying out loud! End. This. Scene. Already. Please!!!!! #BooMadeaHalloween
Seriously, all these people need to be reported to the police. #BooMadeaHalloween
I swear that scene takes up at least 70% of the film. #BooMadeaHalloween
‘What is that?’ ‘The ghost board’ ‘Well, technically it’s a ouija board but we can’t say that due to copy-write’ #BooMadeaHalloween
I think it’s kind of funny that the only other big name that Tyler Perry could get for this film is Bella Thorne. #BooMadeaHalloween
About bloody time! After 127 hours, we’re finally in a different location other than Brian’s house. #BooMadeaHalloween
I don’t know why Madea is letting the frat boys touch her breasts but it’s disturbing. #BooMadeaHalloween
I like how Madea barely punched the frat guy who looks like Thor and he acts like he’s in a huge amount of pain. #BooMadeaHalloween
Rapper Tyga just showed. Somehow dating a Kardashian is actually less embarrassing than appearing in this film. #BooMadeaHalloween
I’m think that Tyler Perry just hired random people of the street for some of these roles because no one can act at all. #BooMadeaHalloween
I’ll give these frat boys credit: at least know it’s wrong when they find out Tiffany and her friends are actually 17 #BooMadeaHalloween
I swear that they use the same establishing shot of Brian’s house over and over again. #BooMadeaHalloween
You know what? This film would have be a lot better if Madea fought a real supernatural force than prankster frat boys. #BooMadeaHalloween
Man, the make up effects on Tyler Perry and the other actors to make them look older is so bad. #BooMadeaHalloween
It’s amazing that the frat boys set up such a elaborate prank to scare Madea in such a short amount of time. #BooMadeaHalloween
Why is it does that Brian’s place looks more like a motel than an actually house? #BooMadeaHalloween
‘I just want you to know that if she’s doesn’t come back, that’s a dude’ Stop! Hold it! The film has become self-aware! #BooMadeaHalloween
Yep, it’s true. Just like Madea if I saw a Evil clown say boo to me in the attic, I’d punch them out too. #BooMadeaHalloween
You know what? This is indeed a fact horror film. It’s absolutely terrifying just how completely unfunny it is. #BooMadeaHalloween
*Sigh*… I wish that the zombies were real so that they could eat Madea and her friends. It would have been great. #BooMadeaHalloween
I don’t know about anyone else, I want to see a Rob Zombie remake of BOO! A MADEA HALLOWEEN. That would hilarious. #BooMadeaHalloween
You know what main major problem with this is film is? There’s too much moralising, not enough horror/comedy. #BooMadeaHalloween
Geez, Tiffany is such a disrespectful witch. If I acted the way she did to my parents, I’d be in huge trouble. #BooMadeaHalloween
Oh, geez. This film has taken a very serious turn all of a sudden. Than again, this is a Tyler Perry film. #BooMadeaHalloween
Once again, why is Bella Thorne in this film again? She’s barely even in it. Anyone could have played her part. #BooMadeaHalloween
Okay we’ve gone from a very lame horror/comedy to very lame drama in the span of a few minutes. #BooMadeaHalloween
Man, budget Vin Diesel is wearing the tightest t-shirt that I have ever seen. #BooMadeaHalloween
Well… I thought that frat boys’ prank was elebotate, Madea’s payback prank is just straight up savage. #BooMadeaHalloween
Wow… That was… A pretty lame ending. #BooMadeaHalloween
Well, that’s the end of the film. Yeah, I didn’t think this film is going to be a Halloween classic. Very far from it. #BooMadeaHalloween
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this special horror themed 53rd edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in November for my 54th edition, which could one of the following three bad films: GREEN LANTERN, OTCOPUSSY and SPEED 2: CRUISE CONTROL. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!
– Bede Jermyn