Apathy is perhaps the worst response a human can possibly have toward a movie. It’s better to despise something because that somehow means you care. I didn’t care at all about this bland, wasteful, far too obviously creatively impotent film. Why did I see it you ask? Because I was bored, and I still had a few hours to kill before I watched the season three return of Hannibal, that’s why… and maybe, just maybe I was a little too optimistic for thinking there may have been a spark here but ultimately there wasn’t.