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Hey everyone! Welcome to my 20th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. It’s 2015 and that means I have another year of even more bad movies to watch. Last month here the SuperMarcey.com, I said I was going to do a special Bad Films Of 2014 in honour of all the crap that was released in cinemas during 2014. I posted up poll with three bad 2014 movies on it and I said that whichever one out of those three had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. It was absolutely landslide for one film in particular! For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… LEFT BEHIND! Will I figure if the world was crying out for a remake of a Kirk Cameron? Did Nicolas Cage really NEED money that bad to pay off the tax man? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

Dear Lord, if you help me by giving me the strange make it through this crappy movie, I’ll be forever in your debt. Amen. #LeftBehind2014

Yep, just what the world needed: a remake of a crappy Kirk Cameron film. #LeftBehind2014

Oh, hi Lea Thompson! Clearly you haven’t had better things to do than to appear in this film. #LeftBehind2014

You know you watching a Hollywood film, when you know that the first Christian you meet is a stereotypical crazy person #LeftBehind2014

Also you know you watching a Hollywood film, when you know that the first Athiest you meet is a stereotypical arsehole #LeftBehind2014

Man, I’m barely 5 minutes into it and this film already wants to offend both believers and non-believers with its characters #LeftBehind2014

Nicolas Cage has shown up. For some bizarre I’m not surprised that he was casted in this film. But also sad too as well. #LeftBehind2014

Chloe Steele. That sounds like the name that a porn star would have. #LeftBehind2014

I know that Nic Cage only appeared in this film so that he pay off his tax problems, but he couldn’t he have picked a better film? #LeftBehind2014

My God… Nicolas Cage’s hair looks so… Epic. I swear that his hair really is a bird. #LeftBehind2014

“I have a job… Plus I’ve been screwing the flight attendant too!” #LeftBehind2014

This is the most awkward father-daughter conversation ever. #LeftBehind2014

“Where’s your ring?” “Its in my car. I don’t wear it when I fly” BULL… SHIT, Nic Cage! You’re just a horn dog! #LeftBehind2014

“Now excuse me, Chole. I have to go feed my hair. It’s hungry.” #LeftBehind2014

Hey, it’s Nicky Whelan from the Aussie soap NEIGHBOURS! Not that I ever saw that show or anything… *Makes shifty eyes* #LeftBehind2014

Yeah, that is the most unfunniest joke I have ever heard, Nic Cage. #LeftBehind2014

Man, Nicolas Cage must really hate his family if he is going to fly a plane on his birthday. That’s really saying a lot really. #LeftBehind2014

Yeah, I’m pretty sure Christians wouldn’t be happy for earthquakes. This film is making assumptions that are bull crap. #LeftBehind2014

Nic Cage has given his daughter tickets to a U2 concert. He really is a evil arsehole. #LeftBehind2014

Chloe has found her Dad’s ring in the car. For some reason the reason, the ring is somehow looks 10 times bigger than her #LeftBehind2014

Geez, Nicky Whelan’s flight attendant button-up shirt is so tight that looks like her boobs are going to burst out at any moment. #LeftBehind2014

Man, this score is awful. #LeftBehind2014

For the record: Chad Michael Murray is playing the role that Kirk Cameron played in the original. Not Nic Cage. #LeftBehind2014

Although, that would be awesome if he did. Actually Cage should played every role in this film. #LeftBehind2014

Wow. Chloe’s brother’s reaction to his present is the most un-enthusiastic enthusiastic response I have ever seen. #LeftBehind2014

Clearly, all the cast members that are vaguely familiar, will clearly be the ones who will be… Wait for it… Left behind! *ba-da-dis* #LeftBehind2014

Geez, Chloe is very condescending and antagonistic to towards her Mum, whose actually really nice. #LeftBehind2014

Dammit, Chloe! You should listen to your mother! She knows that the Rapture is coming! #LeftBehind2014

Hey, it’s that dude from the PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN films! Well, I suppose he needs the money too, I guess. #LeftBehind2014

I know this suppose to be a big budget remake of the Kirk Cameron original, but this looks like it cost $100 to make. #LeftBehind2014

You know what would have made this film better? If the plane that Nic Cage was flying was the same one from CON AIR #LeftBehind2014

What a sec, why am I watching a scene from BREAKIN’? Oh, wait. It’s not a scene from that film. Dammit. #LeftBehind2014

You can tell that the crowd is trying to be enthusiastic for the break dancing, but they don’t really give a crap at all. #LeftBehind2014

I think that Nicky Whelan based her look on Jenny McCarthy ’cause she looks a lot like her in this film. #LeftBehind2014

Geez, it’s been over 30 minutes and nobody has disappeared yet. Man, the Rapture is sure taking its sweet time. #LeftBehind2014

Chloe and her brother are hugging at the moment. Clearly he’s not going to disappear while they are embrac-oh, wait. Never mind. He did. #LeftBehind2014

… And just like that… They were gone. Yes, I did make a USUAL SUSPECTS reference. I had to dammit! #LeftBehind2014

Whoa! The Rapture only started 30 seconds ago and the world has already gone insane! #LeftBehind2014

Where there going, they don’t need clothes. Yes, that is a play on the last line from BACK TO THE FUTURE… I had too dammit #LeftBehind2014

One of the passengers on the plane looks like Tom Savini. #LeftBehind2014

Well, that didn’t take too long for everyone to start stealing stuff. People, man. People. #LeftBehind2014

Yeah, I have a feeling that if this happened in real life, I don’t think society would go as insane as they do in this film #LeftBehind2014

I know that Nic Cage is playing straight in this film, but it would have been more hilarious if he was in crazy mode here. #LeftBehind2014

OH NO! NOT KIMMY! Who’s that?! #LeftBehind2014

Say what you will about God, at lest he was nice enough to take all the children of the world to heaven. #LeftBehind2014

Plus they don’t have to be witness all the really awful performances from the cast. That would be evil. #LeftBehind2014

Hey, those dudes on that motorbike stole Chloe’s brother’s bag! What a bunch of jerks! #LeftBehind2014

This blonde British passenger has the biggest sunglasses on I have ever seen in my entire life. #LeftBehind2014

And she’s shooting up in the toilets. She’s probably using drugs to ease down on her overacting #LeftBehind2014

Oh, yeah. I forgot to mention that Jordin Sparks is in this film. Yes, that Jordin Sparks from AMERICAN IDOL. #LeftBehind2014

You know, all the people freaking out all over the city is what I imagine what Black Friday is like in America #LeftBehind2014

So… the Rapture has taken most of the people on the planet, except for the clearly devout religious Muslim on the plane…  Okay. #LeftBehind2014

Yeeeaaaaahhhh… There’s something clearly not right about that. What are you trying to say, movie? Huh? #LeftBehind2014

Oh, no! There’s an unmanned jet heading straight towards Nic Cage’s plane! #LeftBehind2014

Man, the CGI in this scene is pretty weak on so many levels #LeftBehind2014

Not only has the Rapture taken most of the world’s population, it has also shut down all radio frequencies as well. #LeftBehind2014

HOLY CRAP! That was the most unexpected, violent and WTF smash cut to another scene ever! #LeftBehind2014

I won’t spoil what happens. But seriously, it has to be seen to be believed! Somebody put it on YouTube! #LeftBehind2014

RUN CHLOE! That dude has a big bloody shotgun! #LeftBehind2014

Of course the passengers think the only Muslim on the plane is responsible for what’s happening. You racists! #LeftBehind2014

Look! There’s a gremlin on the wing! #LeftBehind2014

Chloe is breaking into a hospital. I don’t know why she just go through the front door but whatever. #LeftBehind2014

Now that all the children in the world are gone, who are Brad and Angelina going to adopt now?! #LeftBehind2014

Man, the green screen in this film is bad. Not THE ROOM level bad, but it’s still pretty bad nonetheless. #LeftBehind2014

The plane! The plane! The plane is on fire! The plane! The plane! The Plane is on fire! #LeftBehind2014

Hmmm… I wonder what this film would have been like if Werner Herzog directed this? It would have been insane. #LeftBehind2014

You know despite the rapture, things could have a lot worse for everyone on Nic Cage’s plane. They could have been attacked by snakes. #LeftBehind2014

You know what? I bet Nic Cage and the cast must have really envied Lea Thompson was only being the film for 5 minutes #LeftBehind2014

Man, these plane scenes are boring. Where’s a Sharknado when you need one? #LeftBehind2014

See Chloe! You should have been listening to your Mother! She knew what was going down but nnnnoooo… You didn’t listen. #LeftBehind2014

Whoa! Chloe just threw a Bible straight through a glass window! I didn’t think it was strong enough to do that. #LeftBehind2014

Yeah, sure, Jordin Sparks. The Rapture is one big master plan by your ex-husband just so he could take your daughter. Dumb arse. #LeftBehind2014

That Blonde British woman kind of looks like Lady Gaga. If she wasn’t a weirdo and wore meat dresses. #LeftBehind2014

Maybe I am crazy?” You are, Jordin Sparks. For agreeing to appear in this film. #LeftBehind2014

“We don’t know what happened here today, but I know it wasn’t Katie’s fault” It was actually Crab People who did it. #LeftBehind2014

Yeah, that’s a good point, Nic Cage. How did your wife know that the Rapture was coming? She must be psychic. #LeftBehind2014

“He took them to protect them!” “Protect from what?!” From appearing in the sequels, Chloe! THE SEQUELS! #LeftBehind2014

“What about the rest of us? What about me?!” Well… Maybe God just doesn’t like you. Plain and simple. You are a bit of a pain in the arse. Sorry. #LeftBehind2014

I like how this film sets up some back story with some of these characters, but completely forgets about it 5 seconds later. #LeftBehind2014

Go on, Nic Cage! GO COMPLETELY CRAZY! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO! GIVE IN TO IT! #LeftBehind2014

“Were you with her? When she got the tickets? “Yeah, she was hurt” Yeah, why did you get her tickets for U2. That’s evil. #LeftBehind2014

“I shouldn’t have left her today” I guess you can say that, she was… Left behind? *BA-DA-DIS* #LeftBehind2014

You should be sorry, Chloe. You’re were mean to Lea Thompson dammit! #LeftBehind2014

“Dad, I thought you dead?” “No, but my career as a serious actor is though” #LeftBehind2014

I swear as this film keeps going on, Nicky Whelan’s flight attendant shirt just keeps getting tighter and tighter and… #LeftBehind2014

Did Nic Cage just sound like the Swedish Chef from THE MUPPETS just now? #LeftBehind2014

Who would have thought that a phone app would be the thing that would potentially save Nic Cage’s plane. #LeftBehind2014

Yeah, I bet Nic Cage wishes that he did THE EXPENDABLES 3 instead of this film. Or being any other film than this one for that matter. #LeftBehind2014

You know Nic Cage, landing your plane probably would be a lot of easier if you just used your Ghost Rider powers or somethin #LeftBehind2014

“Okay, we’re coming down! Do you see anything?” “Nothing except for those guys rocking this fake cockpit back and fourth” #LeftBehind2014

Yeah, this scene with the plane landing would never happen in real life. #LeftBehind2014

Yeah! They’re alive! They’ll be able to see the Armageddon now! #LeftBehind2014

“You did a great job” Wow… You barely emoted with that line reading, Nic Cage. #LeftBehind2014

“It looks like the end of the world” “No, not yet. It’s only the beginning” That’s code for sequel, folks. #LeftBehind2014

Well, Nic Cage, his daughter and the passengers have survived the Rapture, but now they will have to face Armageddon. #LeftBehind2014

Although, I bet Nic Cage is hoping and praying that the Armageddon won’t unleash his most greatest enemy of all: the bees! #LeftBehind2014

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 20th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in February for my 21st edition, which I could be doing on one of the following three bad films: GLITTER, HIGHLANDER II: THE QUICKENING or SCARY MOVIE 5. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!

– Bede Jermyn