Bede’s Top 10 Worst Films Of 2013

Over two weeks ago, I wrote up a list of my top 10 best films of 2013 (which you can read here). Also in that same article I promised that I would be posting another top 10 list very soon, this time on the worst films I saw in 2013. It was suppose to be online exactly one week after the released of the previous one, but I didn’t get a chance to do it until now. Besides having my personal life being rather busy as usual, I also needed extra time to catch up on some bad films that missed out from last year just to see if they were *worthy* of being on the list. Now here it is, the list that you all have been waiting for: my top 10 worst films of 2013. While there were a lot of great films from last year, there some equally bad ones as well. Of course living up to my reputation as the Terrible Australian, I did see a lot of awful ones. My list contains 10 films that, in my honest opinion, are the ABSOLUTE worst that I did see in 2013. These are the ones that REALLY grinded my gears and I absolutely hated every single one of them with a passion. What I think you all will find interested this list is that its a mixture of ones that you have heard of, others you may have had no idea they even existed and others you would actually been surprised to see on there. Now before I go into my final official top worst 10 of 2013, here’s another list of films that which surprisingly didn’t make it on there but were my dishonourable mentions for the year. Plus I have a special award dedicated to a film I consider the best worst film of 2013. Enjoy!

DISHONOURABLE MENTIONS (In No Particular Order):

21 & Over

Adoration (a.k.a. Adore)

The Big Wedding

The Bling Ring

Broken

Diana

Gangster Squad

Getaway

A Haunted House

The Host

Identity Thief

I’m So Excited

I Spit On Your Grave 2

Labor Day

The Last Exorcism: Part II

The Loneliest Planet

The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones

Movie 43

Oldboy

Paranoia

The Purge

R.I.P.D.

Runner Runner

Scary Movie 5

Texas Chainsaw

SPECIAL AWARD: THE BEST WORST FILM OF 2013:

BIRDEMIC 2: THE RESURRECTION

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“I’m not going to lie: this sequel was a truly magical experience. It was simultaneously better and worst than the first one, also its even more hilarious and enjoyable!”

…And now onto my official top 10 worst films of 2013…

10. KILLING SEASON

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“There’s potential for a good film in there somewhere, but sadly it’s terribly executed in every way. Blandly directed, poorly written and John Travolta’s performance is up there as one worst of his career.”   

9. GROWN UPS 2

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“As someone who just thought that the first film was merely mediocre, this sequel was much, much worse! It was absolutely stupid, tasteless, offensive and unfunny. Its another nail in Adam Sandler’s coffin.”

8. I GIVE IT A YEAR

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“The cast do try their best, but unfortunately they able to save this really awful, tasteless and very unfunny anti-romantic/comedy”.

7. THE STARVING GAMES

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“Just like all their other *films*, directors Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer continue to dance on the grave of the parody genre with this terrible and unfunny *comedy*.”

6. ARGENTO’S DRACULA

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“Dario Argento’s latest horror film is an awful, boring, cheap, amaturish and poorly made adaptation of the classic vampire story.”

5. FRANKENSTEIN’S ARMY

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“Despite some cool monsters, this is an absolutely terrible and boring found-footage horror film that’s frustrating in every way.”

4. MOOD INDIGO

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“I absolutely hated this film. It was an pretentious, annoying and self-indulgent bore whose own quirkiness wore out very quickly. Its the worst film that Michele Gondry has made so far.”

3. INAPPROPRIATE COMEDY

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“It starts off being just reasonable bad sketch comedy film. But as it goes on, it just gets worse and worse and worse and worse. It somehow makes MOVIE 43 look great by comparison. Poor Adrien Bordy.” 

2. SIR BILLI

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“Sean Connery should’ve stuck with THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINAY GENTLEMEN as his last film because this horribly made animated film is an absolute abomination to end his career on!” 

1. F**K FOR FOREST

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“This is without a doubt the absolute worst documentary I have ever seen! It was a truly frustrating and agonizing experience from beginning to end. It should have titled F**K OFF HIPPIES cause that’s how I felt while watching these dirty and obnoxious people during the film.”

Well, there you have it. Those are my official top 10 worst films of 2013. Agree or disagree? Let your voices be heard in the comments below or on the official SuperMarcey.com Facebook page!

– Bede Jermyn

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One thought on “Bede’s Top 10 Worst Films Of 2013

  1. I’ve only seen Grown Ups 2 out of your ten worst movies, will need to check some of the others out, but, I liked GU2. I thought it was better than the first and was quite a good movie (not brilliant or anything but worth a watch).

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