I decided that with my down time, I may as well embark on all 22 Bond films in the lead up to Skyfall’s Australian release this week. Rather than review each film, as I still am not able to type very well, I figured I’d live tweet my viewing.
So broken down by each film, with the tweets I’ve made – you can check them out below. In order of first to last of course – you can also follow my tweets at the link below.
Marcey Bond @supermarcey
Connery at his sexiest and he begins with the best one liner and action towards a woman! #DiamondsAreForever
A very cool and sexy opening title sequence with diamonds and song performed by Shirley Bassey #DiamondsAreForever
At this point Connery is just letting loose with that accent .. reow #DiamondsAreForever
So are these blood diamonds? Leonardo DiCaprio may show up yo! #DiamondsAreForever
Sweet flirt between Moneypenny and Bond ❤ love it #DiamondsAreForever
“Let me finish dressing” she says, Bond replies with “Please don’t.” well that’s all I heard! He’s a fox! #DiamondsAreForever
The dialogue is clearly meant to be funny with some one-liners but I am laughing way too hard. #DiamondsAreForever
#DiamondsAreForever starts off fun, and it just doesn’t stop. It is still an exciting film even with some silly moments that have charm.
“Hi, I’m Plenty!” and Bond replies “I bet you are.” – love it! #DiamondsAreForever
If my quotes are a bit off, sorry for that. I am going by instant memory & mine sucks. #DiamondsAreForever
Didn’t take much for Bond to remove Plenty’s dress. Then she got thrown out the window, and he’s all casual! #DiamondsAreForever
Sweet car chase! #DiamondsAreForever
Blofeld is a neat villain, Charles Gray does a good job but Pleasence was the best #DiamondsAreForever
“Hi, I’m Bambi.” “And I’m Thumper.” What’s not to love about the series? #DiamondsAreForever
Bond casually holds two women’s heads under water like it’s nothing! Sheesh man! #DiamondsAreForever
Wait, is Blofeld in drag???? #DiamondsAreForever
I really do love #DiamondsAreForever a lot. It’s fun and funny, it’s a blast.
Just snorted over Blofeld yelling “YOU STUPID IDIOT!” hehe #DiamondsAreForever
Huzzah – explosions! #DiamondsAreForever
Man on fire – jumps overboard! #DiamondsAreForeverBond attaches a bomb to a man’s butt “He certainly left with his tail between his legs.” Oh Bond! #DiamondsAreForever
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Last time I watched #LiveAndLetDie I don’t think I was in a great mood, and I never realized … it was Jane Seymour (duh)
I’ve always liked the title credit sequence. The song performed by Paul McCartney is pretty neat too #LiveAndLetDie
“You’re not married by any chance are you?” Oh so classy Bond lol #LiveAndLetDie
Moneypenny – I lurve you #LiveAndLetDie
Roger Bond is rather cheeky! Unzipping that dress with his magnetic watch! Love it. #LiveAndLetDie
Jane Seymour is just … Meoowww! #LiveAndLetDie
The gadgets are very inventive and pretty neat for the early 70’s. #LiveAndLetDie
The sexy slithering snake! #LiveAndLetDie
I love how he makes an instant flame thrower to stop the snake then casually puts on his after shave! #007 #LiveAndLetDie
I find Rosie rather annoying, so much screaming!! #LiveAndLetDie
Bond wants to nail Jane Seymour, and uses a card trick to make it happen! Cheeky Monkey! #Deflowered #LiveAndLetDie
Lots of awesome over acting! #LiveAndLetDie
I do like the score a lot. #LiveAndLetDie
Again with the slapping women!! Sheesh! It’s happened in almost every film thus far. #LiveAndLetDie
Sheriff Pepper feels awfully out of place. #LiveAndLetDie
I think the villains are rather weak in this, just not a huge fan. They don’t really work for me, as much as I enjoy the film #LiveAndLetDie
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Tattoo!!!! #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
A three nippled Christopher Lee #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Don’t mind the title sequence. The theme performed by Lulu is pretty strong and different. #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Ah yes this one has Britt Eckland #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
There’s Moneypenny #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Not surprising, Bond likes to watch women shower lol #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Here we go, Bond has slapped a woman! Should I have a ‘Woman Slapped’ counter? #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Tattoo is the best thing about this film – obviously! #FantasyIsland #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Wow that was an awful fake third nipple Bond. #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Bond uses the wedgie technique to try get away from a Sumo – ummm #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Christopher Lee is just awesome #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
So wait, Bond nails Maud while Britt is in the closet?! Has he no shame? #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Damn really why is Sheriff Pepper in this? #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Britt is very cute in this #TheManWithAGoldenGun
Tattoo is the best villain sidekick ever #MaybeExaggerating #HesDamnAwesome #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Is it a coincidence Tattoo is on an island in #TheManWithTheGoldenGun ? It might actually be #FantasyIsland
Tattoo in tails! Awesome! #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Goodnight did a very silly thing – ooops #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
Bond vs. Tattoo is the greatest thing ever! #TheManWithTheGoldenGun
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Stay tuned for more live Tweets with The Spy Who Loved Me, Moonraker and For Your Eyes Only.
Slap counter! lol
Next marathon I’m keeping count
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