The Last House On The Left (remake)

3.5/5 Okay first things first, I love the original film by Wes Craven, even with all its flaws, I love it. It is a disturbing film, especially for a film of the early 70’s. It has this brutal, ruthless violence, definitely reflecting the time it was made. Sure it had bumbling cops and some weird … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #5

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #5 The Adventures Of Rocky and Bullwinkle I think the sheer shittness of this one just speaks for itself. AWFUL! Poster and film are rotten pieces of crap, and they should burn in hell! Yuk yuk yuk!!!

I Love You, Man

3/5 Bromance, I hate that word, but it kind of is fitting with this film. Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) has just gotten engaged and he realises he does not have any male friends. Queue Peter going on ‘dates’ with several men to try and find a Best Man for the wedding. Along the way he … Continue reading →

Ils (Them)

4/5 Ils aka Them, French film, all I knew was that people had raved about it and that The Strangers was more or less an Americanised version. Plot? Simple, a couple get terrorised in their home. By whom? Them! This is actually a short film, to a degree this works really well as it flows … Continue reading →

Inside (À l’intérieur)

4.5/5 Wow! Inside eh, another film that came highly recommended and I wasn’t really sure what to expect. All I knew it was about a pregnant woman and some shit happens. Well some shit did happen! Whoa! So what is this about? Film starts off with a car accident, we see it involved a pregnant … Continue reading →

Martyrs

4/5 This is an extremely difficult film to write a review on, even more difficult is to try and write it without giving up spoilers. I will try my best to keep this spoiler free. This film is about a girl Lucie (Myléne Jampanoi) who was tortured, escaped her captures and then is haunted by … Continue reading →