Hey, everyone! Welcome to the 70th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. Apologies for slight lateness of this edition. I was going to post this at the end of March as originally planned but due a bunch of stuff, I didn’t get a chance to do it until now. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com, I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this 70th instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE! Is this absolute worst of all the bad films that Paris Hilton had starred in during the ’00s? Who honestly thought that this was a good idea to make this film? Read on and find out! Enjoy!
Bede @BedeJermyn
I know I’ve said this many times before but I’m going to say it again: is it too late for me to *not* watch this film? #TheHottieAndTheNottie
By the way to everyone who voted for this film in the last poll, I hate you all so much right now. Seriously lol. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Man. Joel David Moore is so not putting effort into this opening narration whatsoever. Can’t blame him. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
This woman smashing Joel’s guitar pretty much represents how everyone felt watching this film. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Just so you know, this film came out the same year as great films like THE DARK KNIGHT, WALL-E, SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE etc. Let that sink in. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Ummm… I find it a very creepy that the adult version of Joel’s character Nate has the picture of the girl he had a crush on Cristabel when she was a child. Again creepy. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Yeah… I’m sorry but if you still have a crush on a girl from school and you want to go find her, you’re pretty much a stalker. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
I don’t know who’s creepier: Nate or Nate’s friend who has an entire folder on Cristabel. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Hey… Remember that time during the ‘00s when Paris Hilton was a thing? That was weird, weird time… #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Ummm… Did Nate just sniffs Cristabel’s hair? #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Joel David Moore is Shaggy Rogers in THE HOTTIE & THE NOTTIE. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
How is possible for a film to come out 11 years ago and feel really dated? I honestly don’t know but this film found a way… #TheHottieAndTheNottie
June, our NOTTIE of the film, has arrived. Yeah… #TheHottieAndTheNottie
I’m find it very upsetting just how the filmmakers have gone out of their way to make her look ‘ugly’, and at her expense too. It’s just mean. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Fun fact: Paris Hilton’s aunt is Kyle Richards, who played Lindsay Wallace in HALLOWEEN (1978). Sadly, Paris wasn’t able to get her acting talent though. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
I find it very ironic that Nate’s friend and his friend’s mum are making fun of June’s looks despite the fact they themselves aren’t the best looking as well. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Ummm… Is it just me or is it that every time Paris talks, it looks like she’s been dubbed over. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
You know what? It would be nice if, I don’t know, everyone treated June with a little bit of dignity. Which would be nice. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
June’s just went flying into her date’s mouth. There’s no lows that this film will go. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
What is up those weird looking figurines in Cristabel’s house. Their faces are done in the style of a kid’s drawing. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Oh, Nate & Cristabel. Despite what you say, you’re both terrible people. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Ummm… Are Nate and his friend psychologically/psychically torturing the guy they hired to date June in an electric chair? This is disturbing! 
#TheHottieAndTheNottie
Oh, please! Stop licking that ice cream that way, Cole! That’s gross! #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Wow! That little mime who was being mean to June just got knocked out by that guy. Good. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Wow. The actor who plays “Johann” is giving Paris Hilton a run for her money in the un-acting department. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Yeah… Nate’s friend is insufferable. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
You know despite what the opening credits say, I don’t think anyone actually directed nor wrote this film. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Why did we have to see that sight of Nate’s friend Arno on the toilet taking a crap? We honestly didn’t really need too. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Yeah… You know what the worst kind of bad movie is? One that’s just… So… Absolutely… Boring. Which is exactly what this film is. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Hey, hey, hey. Calm down low budget C-grade Jack Black clone. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
As terrible as this film is, you can tell that Christine Lakin is giving a performance that’s better than this film deserves. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Nate just kissed June. I don’t know for sure but I have a feeling they might end up together in the end… #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Okay, I give Nate credit, he’s Speed Racer costume is kind of cool. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Paris is wearing a wedding dress. Yeah, that’s never going to happen. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Ummm… Did Paris Hilton fart? #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Okay, Nate. You can’t be angry with Johann for finally revealing his true colours with June when you were doing the EXACT thing as well. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Oh, so… Paris Hilton didn’t actually fart earlier, it was in fact a whoopee cushion. Oh, thank goodness for that! #TheHottieAndTheNottie
The actor who plays Johann reminds me of Dolph Lundgren. Except without any of the charisma or talent. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
“Stalk is such a big word” Nah, that’s pretty much you were doing, Nate. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
So Nate has just realised that he was in love with June the entire time. Who didn’t see that coming? #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Once again, Christine Lakin is better than this film deserves. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Well, Nate & June get together and the film immediately cuts to black. Yeah, I think even the film knows that it’s crap and knows that everyone wants to get out of the film fast. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
Well, that’s end of the film. Once again to everyone who voted for me to watch (or this case… again) and live tweet this film for my column, I hate you all so much right now. #TheHottieAndTheNottie
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 70th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out later this April for my The Cannon Group themed 71st edition, which I could be doing on one of the following three bad Cannon films: THE APPLE, BOLERO or HERCULES. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!
– Bede Jermyn
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