Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #59: Bio-Dome

Hey everyone! Welcome to my 58th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series! As you already know earlier this month here on SuperMarcey.com, I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this 59th instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… BIO-DOME! Is this without a doubt one of the worst comedies of the ’90s? Was this final nail that ended Pauly Shore’s career? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

I know I’ve said this many times but I’m going to say it again, is it too late for me to *not* watch this film?

Oh, man. We’re only just on the opening credits sequence and this film has already annoying me.

As bad this film is, I kind of dig that Aussie pop star/actress Kylie Minogue gets an “and…” credit in this film.

Yeah… It’s kind of sad the environmental disasters of 1996 are still sadly very relevant today in 2018.

You know what? Pauly Shore can be fine in small doses (look at ENCINO MAN and SON IN LAW) but my God, he goes way too far with his shtick in this film.

Stephen Baldwin: the least talented Baldwin brother.

It kind of blows my mind that Stephen Baldwin from making the classic THE USUAL SUSPECTS to… This?!

Ummm… Why is Stephen Baldwin biting Pauly Shore’s toenails?

So… A rabbit just suddenly blew up… That’s… Random…

Oh, my God. Shore & Baldwin’s characters are such bloody idiots.

Oh, man. William Atherton’s mullet is hilariously epic.

Wait… Kylie Minogue’s character is Von Kant? Yeah… The way the announcer pronounced it makes sounds like… Well… You know…

Ummm… Why is Shore watching Baldwin pee?

Baldwin just swatted a fly and then ate it. My God, these characters…

I have a question and I hope I get an answer for this: how on Earth did these idiots get girlfriends? Seriously, who would date them?

My God, shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!

Ummm… Both Shore and Baldwin have just slipped into two female scientists’ beds and we’re feeling them up. I’m very disturbed by this 😬

Ummm… Why were Shore and Baldwin shaving that dog in that flashback? On second thought, don’t answer that.

Don’t worry, Joey Lauren Adams. You’re next film after this CHASING AMY will be worthy of your talents.

You know what? I totally relate to the frustration that these scientists are feeling right now.

What on Earth are these two blabbering about? Seriously, nothing that comes out of their mouths makes any sense.

Yeah… There’s way too many unnecessary flashbacks in this film

Ummm… Why is The Ramones’ cover of the SPIDER-MAN theme song randomly playing all of a sudden?

Me right now.

You know I wouldn’t blame these scientists if they straight up murder Shore and Baldwin. Wouldn’t blame them at all.

I’m pretty sure that both Shore & Baldwin had a lot of fun playing these characters but man… It isn’t fun watching them play them though.

This… Is… Painful…

Urge to kill… Rising!!

Oh, dear God. Shore & Baldwin’s characters have done a lot of lows in this film, the one they are about to do is lowest one yet.

Hey, it’s Jack Black and Kyle Gass as Tenacious D in a cameo!

Of course Shore & Baldwin would throw a massive party in the Bio-Dome. They’re just horrible people.

Just like the awful aftermath of this party that Shore & Baldwin caused, this film is a utter disaster.

Okay… That news story of a clown being shot is surprisingly dark.

Okay, I have a question: how did Shore & Baldwin get so many different sets of clothes when they just went into the Bio-Dome with just the one set between them?

Ummm… How did that little person get into the Bio-Dome when it’s in total lock down after the party?

I like how William Atherton have basically gone insane. If I had to live in a bio-dome with these two idiots for 12 months, I probably would to.

Wait! Hold the phone! Both the female scientists are starting to fall for Shore & Baldwin?! WTF?!!!

William Atherton is trying to blow up the bio-dome. Once again, I don’t blame him.

Seriously, how don’t Shore & Baldwin realise that the coconuts they are holding are bombs? It’s pretty obvious that they are.

You know what despite what anyone says, William Atherton is the hero of this film and Shore & Baldwin are the villains.

Once again I have to say, how on Earth did these two idiots get girlfriends? Like seriously, how?

Well, that’s the end of the film. This final shot of William Atherton running into the desert is exactly how I feel after watching this film too.

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 59th edition of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in May for my 60th edition, which be a very special edition of the article. Why’s that you ask? ‘Cause the 60th edition will mark the 5th anniversary of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon column. So I thought that to celebrate this special occasion instead of asking you readers to pick which bad film I should watch and live-tweet, I would pick the film myself. So which bad film have I chosen for the 60th/5th anniversary edition of the article? I’m going to be doing it on in my opinion one of the worst superhero films ever made: SUPERMAN III! Keep a look out for it here on SuperMarcey.com in late May!

– Bede Jermyn

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