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Hey everyone! Welcome to the 43rd edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com, I said that this edition was going to be a special Christmas themed one in honour this month. I posted up poll with three bad Christmas movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken.  For this Christmas themed 43rd edition of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live tweet… A MADEA CHRISTMAS! Did we really need a Christmas film set around Madea? Does the story that Tyler Perry came up with for this film actually make any sense? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

I know I’ve said this many times before but I’ll say it again: is it too late for me to *not* watch this film? #AMadeaChristmas

It’s funny now that the HUNGER GAMES and EXPENDABLES have finished, Tyler Perry is now LionGate’s only source of income #AMadeaChristmas

“I never had in like this since I was in that pole” Madea use to be a stripper?! This is meant to be a family film, right? #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, why do I get the feeling that Tyler Perry is going to be doing a lot of bad improv in this film as Madea? #AMadeaChristmas

So the townsfolk at meeting at this school would rather the school run out of money than shut down their annual Jubilee? #AMadeaChristmas

Brace yourselves… Redneck stereotypes are coming. #AMadeaChristmas

You know for someone who’s to be playing an old lady, Tyler Perry didn’t really put that make up on as Madea. #AMadeaChristmas

Okay, Madea only just started working at this department store and she’s already being rude to the customers. She so fired. #AMadeaChristmas

Geez, this is like the smallest school I have ever seen. This classroom that Lacey is teaching in is the size on a wardrobe. #AMadeaChristmas

Geez, that little girl is such a jerk to that little boy. She must be the younger version Nicole from NEVERENDING STORY III #AMadeaChristmas

Wait, so Lacey doesn’t allow bullying in her class but she put down a couple of students for not having better grades? Okay… #AMadeaChristmas

Ahhh… Why is the Mayor’s office at the school? This doesn’t make any sense. #AMadeaChristmas

How is possible that this film feels more like TV film than all the other films that Tyler Perry directed before? #AMadeaChristmas

Once again Madea is being absolutely rude to the customers. How is she not fired yet? #AMadeaChristmas

Seriously based on the size of the building, this school is tiny. It looks more like a Bed & Breakfast than a school #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, Lacey’s Mum is doing a really good job of guilt tripping her daughter to come home for Christmas. #AMadeaChristmas

I think Madea needs to go to anger classes or something ’cause she seriously wants to choke people. #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, I have a feeling I’m not going to like Lacey’s Mum. Not one bit. #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, it’s pretty clear that Chad Michael Murray’s character would be a Trump supporter based on number U.S. flags on his clothes. #AMadeaChristmas

“Eileen, we’ve had complaints about your friend” Yeah, the customers find her jokes extremely unfunny. #AMadeaChristmas

So Madea gets fired from her job and then basically robs the place ’cause she hadn’t got her check. Why hasn’t she been arrested still? #AMadeaChristmas

“I am so sorry” That’s what the studio said to the audience members after watching this film. #AMadeaChristmas

Oh, Alicia Witt. You’re so talented. Why are you in this film? Did you really need money that bad? #AMadeaChristmas

I don’t know how it’s possible but Lacey’s pink beanie is somehow bigger than the rest of her body. #AMadeaChristmas

After thinking about it, I suppose that Tyler Perry can get away with so much bad improv since he’s also the director. #AMadeaChristmas

Madea just stumbled across a KKK meeting while travelling to Lacey’s place in the South. No cliché goes unturned. #AMadeaChristmas

Lacey’s giant pink beanie is back. Seriously that thing could be seen from outer space. It’s that huge. #AMadeaChristmas

Wait… Lacey is married to her farm hand? And he’s white? And her mother Eileen doesn’t know about this? Yeah, I think we know where this is going to go. #AMadeaChristmas

Lacey’s secret husband Connor kind looks a bit like Ryan Gosling. If he lived on a farm in the South that is. #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, this scene of Madea hero trying to get into the car is going on way too long than it needs to be. #AMadeaChristmas

So Lacey leaves Madea in charge of her class while she goes to a meeting? Yeah, I’m pretty sure that would never be allowed. #AMadeaChristmas

You know I didn’t think that it was possible for child actors to over-act but this little girl sure does with her Southern accent. #AMadeaChristmas

You know for someone who’s suppose to be a church going woman, Madea clearly doesn’t know the story of the Nativity. #AMadeaChristmas

I know that’s meant to be played for laughs, but it’s no excuse for more bad unfunny improv from Tyler Perry. #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, the Christmas Jubilee is saved! I’m really surprised that this happened so early in the film. #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, I’m totally convinced that it’s not a school, it’s just some random house to place the town’s kids somewhere. #AMadeaChristmas

Madea just crucified a little girl to a wooden cross with Christmas lights… YES, THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!! #AMadeaChristmas

So Lacey’s subplot is about how she has to tell her Mum that she’s married? Why does this film have a plot from a sitcom. #AMadeaChristmas

You know how you’re watching a bad film? When Larry the Cable Guy is in the cast. #AMadeaChristmas

So Larry the Cable Guy is playing the Dad of Lacey’s husband Connor? Yeah, I don’t see the resemblance. #AMadeaChristmas

Kathy Najimy: underrated bad arse. #AMadeaChristmas

Wait, Connor’s parents are open minded and tolerant Southern rednecks? That’s actually a nice bit of going against the cliche there, movie. #AMadeaChristmas

Wait, did I just give this film a positive point? *Shudder* Now I feel so dirty. #AMadeaChristmas

Larry the Cable Guy has only been onscreen for like a few minutes and he’s already told about a million inappropriate jokes #AMadeaChristmas

Tyler Perry and Larry the Cable Guy doing really bad jokes in the same scene is like a bad car crash that I can’t look away from. #AMadeaChristmas

Oh, man. I’m not a PC person by any means but there’s so many un-PC humour in this scene that it’s uncomfortable. #AMadeaChristmas

Is there a running gag in this film that nobody can say another person’s name correctly? ‘Cause that won’t get old very quickly. #AMadeaChristmas

I don’t know how it’s possible, but Lacey’s Mum Eileen gets more and more horrible as the film goes on. #AMadeaChristmas

Eileen accidentally cuts down the memory tree of the father of Connor’s Mum and she’s not being apologetic for it at all? What a total jerk! #AMadeaChristmas

OH, DEAR GOD NO! Larry the Cable Guy is doing a scene shirtless! MY EYES HAVE BEEN SOILED!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! #AMadeaChristmas

Ahh… Larry. I don’t think it’s a good idea to put a white sheet over you while playing sex games with your wife. #AMadeaChristmas

See what I mean, Larry? Eileen has walked in and now you’ve made things awkward for everyone. #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, the humour in this film feels like it belongs in a bad ’80s TV sitcom than an actual film. #AMadeaChristmas

Geez, Lacey. Stop being push around by your mother and stand up to her. Madea has more of a backbone than you do. #AMadeaChristmas

I swear Connor’s Mum has said “This brings back so many memories” at least 40 times so far in this film. #AMadeaChristmas

You know it has the say a lot when Eileen is a bigger jerk than Chad Michael Murray’s redneck a-hole. #AMadeaChristmas

Wait, Connor thought that bull was cow?! And he tried to milk it too?! Oh, dear God, movie! You did not just go there?! #AMadeaChristmas

Oh, no. Tyler and Larry are doing some more bad improv again. #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, the word ‘nipple’ has been uttered way too many times in this scene. #AMadeaChristmas

Yep, the scene ends with a joke about cow crap. That’s brilliant comedy right there. #AMadeaChristmas

“They’re trying to take Christ out of Christmas” Oh, no. Here we go… #AMadeaChristmas

I honestly can’t tell if Tyler Perry is making fun of the whole ‘war on Christmas’ controversy or not. I honestly don’t know. #AMadeaChristmas

Once again, Chad Michael Murray is being an absolute tool. Poor Lacey. She didn’t deserve to be fired from the school. #AMadeaChristmas

Oh, for crying out loud, Eileen! Can you stop being an absolutely tool as well! You’re making Madea look tame by comparison. #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah… The tone in Tyler Perry’s films can be so uneven. His juxtaposition between comedy and drama is just so jarring. #AMadeaChristmas

Finally! Lacey had told Ilene that she and Connor are married! We can finally get this stupid subplot done! #AMadeaChristmas

“Lacey… Your father…” “I know. He was killed by a white man” Wait, WHAT?! DID I HEAR THAT CORRECTLY?! WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?! #AMadeaChristmas

And he was killed in Christmas Eve too?! This IS an absolute bolt out of the blue! This wasn’t even set up at all! #AMadeaChristmas

Wait, stop, hold the phone! Lacey’s Dad wasn’t killed by a white man?! That was a lie?! My God… #AMadeaChristmas

Also Eileen lied to Lacey about having heart attacks as well?! Holy shit! Eileen is truly evil! She’s a total straight up monster! #AMadeaChristmas

Geez, all these soap opera style plot twists wouldn’t be out-of-place in Perry’s more serious films. Its just jarring here. #AMadeaChristmas

I like how Madea keeps calling Eileen the devil. Based on her actions, she deserves it too. #AMadeaChristmas

Question: is it possible that a film can be ‘un-directed’? ‘Cause that’s what Perry’s direction feels like in this film. #AMadeaChristmas

Oh, man. Eileen and Chad Michael Murray’s character Tanner, the two biggest jerks in the film, are finally together at last in a scene. #AMadeaChristmas

Eileen is trying to get Tanner out of his crashed car before it catches on fire. Oh, man. I hope it blows them both up. #AMadeaChristmas

Dammit! Eileen just saved Tanner in the nick of time. This film deprived us all of a Christmas miracle by getting rid of these two. #AMadeaChristmas

I think everyone who has ever disliked Chad Michael Murray definitely got some satisfaction from seeing him getting punched out by Connor. #AMadeaChristmas

Geez, after everything that has happened, Eileen is still a condescending jerk. Even when she’s trying to be nice too. #AMadeaChristmas

How on earth is it possible that Tanner has had more of change of heart than Eileen has? You’d think it would be the opposite. #AMadeaChristmas

OMG Sweet Brown a.k.a. The ‘Ain’t nobody got time for that’ woman is being interview by reporters! What a weird cameo. #AMadeaChristmas

Nope! Spoke too soon! Antoine ‘hide yo kids, hide yo wife’ Dobson is being interviewed as well! #AMadeaChristmas

Yeah, this corporation really doesn’t really want this town to have a nativity scene for their Christmas Jubilee. #AMadeaChristmas

Nice to black mail the Sponsors to do what you want, Lacey. That’s totally not going to come back to bite you someday. #AMadeaChristmas

Well, I suppose it wouldn’t be a Christmas film if there wasn’t cheesy sentiment at the ending. #AMadeaChristmas

Ahh… Where’s Madea? She’s has basically vanished in this last scene. #AMadeaChristmas

I agree with someone said on Twitter recently, you know how a comedy is bad? If it plays outtakes during the end credits. #AMadeaChristmas

Well, that’s the end of the film. I’m sorry Madea but bah humbug to you and to this film too! #AMadeaChristmas

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 43rd edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out next month for my very special bad films of 2016 themed 44th edition, which I could be doing on one of the following three bad 2015 released films: DIRTY GRANDPA, GODS OF EGYPT or WARCRAFT. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!

– Bede Jermyn