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Hey everyone! Welcome to the 38th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. Sorry for the lateness once again with the article again. I got caught up with a lot of stuff to do in July and I didn’t get a chance to write up the article until now. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… BASIC INSTINCT 2! Did the world really need a sequel to the ’90s erotic thriller BASIC INSTINCT 2? Was Sharon Stone only in this so she could stay relevant? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

I know I’ve already said this a million times before but I’m going to say again, is it too late to *not* watch this film? #BasicInstinct2

Even though I don’t speak Lion, I’m assuming that the MGM Lion is warning me to turn this film off before it’s too late. #BasicInstinct2

I see a light in the darkness. Somehow I don’t think it’s a good one. #BasicInstinct2

Wait, Sharon Stone’s licence plats read DIII CAT?… Okay. #BasicInstinct2

Man, between this film and CATWOMAN back-to-back, Sharon Stone was not having a very good 2004-2006 in her career #BasicInstinct2

Charlotte Rampling?! David Thewlis?!! Hugh Dancy?! You’re all acclaimed actors! What are all doing this trashy sequel?! #BasicInstinct2

Ah, Yeah. I don’t think it’s a good idea for someone to ‘pleasure’ you while your driving a million miles an hour, Sharon. #BasicInstinct2

See, Sharon? If you paid close attention instead of bonking, you and your boyfriend wouldn’t have drove into that river #BasicInstinct2

I know that Sharon wanted her boyfriend to get her really wet, but I don’t think this is was what she was referring to. #BasicInstinct2

You know what’s funny? Who would have thought that the only person’a career to be destroyed by this film was the director. #BasicInstinct2

Hi, David Thewlis and your really creepy moustache. #BasicInstinct2

“Kevin was definitely breathing when we went off the road” “How do you know?” “He was making me…” TOO MUCH INFORMATION! #BasicInstinct2

“You don’t seem upset by what’s happened?” Well, it’s not Sharon Stone’s fault if she can’t emote, David Thewlis. Jerk. #BasicInstinct2

*Gasp* Thewlis just called Sharon the *C* word! You can’t say that in movies! This is outrageous! #BasicInstinct2

The Governor! Whoops! I meant David Morrisey! Sorry. #BasicInstinct2

I’m not a shrink but I’m just going to do Morrisey’s work for him: she’s a insane murdering psychopah. Case closed. Roll credits. #BasicInstinct2

Nothing against David Morrisey, but he just seems like a step down for a male lead in a film like this after Michael Douglas #BasicInstinct2

Yeah… I don’t think ‘risk addiction’ sounds like a real thing. #BasicInstinct2

I have to say that Hugh Dancy’s green scarf in this film is pretty epic. #BasicInstinct2

Oh, Charlotte Rampling. Why are you here? You’re a great actress. Did you really need money that bad? #BasicInstinct2

OMG This speaker at this party may have the weirdest hairdo I have ever seen in a film. It’s hilariously bad! #BasicInstinct2

Oh, man. Even this reporter Morrisey is talking to has weird hair too. Why does everyone in this film have awful hair?! #BasicInstinct2

Morrisey must be making a million dollars a day as a shrink to afford to have an office both that huge and fancy looking. #BasicInstinct2

Why do I get the feeling that most of this film is going contain more boring therapist sessions than sex scenes? #BasicInstinct2

Oh, man. These therapy sessions are bbbboooorrrriiiinnnngggg… #BasicInstinct2

Zzzzzzz… Zzzzzzz… Zzzzzzz… #BasicInstinct2

Please wake me when these boring therapy sessions are over. #BasicInstinct2

There you go, ladies and gentlemen. The only reference you’ll get to Michael Douglas’s character in this film. #BasicInstinct2

Why couldn’t Charlotte Rampling have been the co-lead in this film? She’s far more interesting than David Morrisey. #BasicInstinct2

Seriously, Stone & Rampling have more sexual chemistry together than Stone does with Morrisey. #BasicInstinct2

I don’t know why Sharon Stone has a cigarette light that looks like the Big Ben. I just don’t know. #BasicInstinct2

“I know some people who play tennis with their shrinks?” By tennis, she means ‘having sex’. #BasicInstinct2

Finally! 40 minutes into the film, a sex scene has finally happened and it’s… Dull.. Not surprising at all. #BasicInstinct2

Huge Dancy has just been found murdered. *Sigh* Oh, Dancy. Such a talented actor, so wasted in this film. #BasicInstinct2

Can someone please tell why David Thewis is such a tool in this film? He’s character has to real motivation to be one. #BasicInstinct2

I don’t know if it’s just me, but I swear that David Morrisey’s face has not moved a single inch in this entire film so far. #BasicInstinct2

You know for a film that’s suppose to be a erotic thriller, this sequel is neither erotic nor thrilling. #BasicInstinct2

Zzzzz… Zzzzz… Anything happening yet? No? Okay… Zzzzz… Zzzzz… #BasicInstinct2

I don’t know why this film is setting up a mystery when we already know what the answer is. It just seems pointless. #BasicInstinct2

Yeah, this film really needed the direction of Paul Verhoeven. Michael Caton-Jones’s style is just so bland and dull. #BasicInstinct2

No joke I think there needs to be a spinoff film that just focuses only on Dr. Gerst’s hair. It’s just so… Magical. #BasicInstinct2

Oh, man. This film has been playing for only an hour and feels like it has been going on forrrreeeevvvveeeerrrr! Gah!!! #BasicInstinct2

This film contains some of the most boring unsexy sex scenes I have ever seen in a film since BOLERO. Yeah, there that dull. #BasicInstinct2

This proves that nobody how crappy a film is, Charlotte Rampling always livens things whenever she appears. #BasicInstinct2

Holy crap! I didn’t realise that Morrisey’s onscreen ex-wife is Indira Varma, who plays ‘Ellaria Sand’ in GAME OF THRONES  #BasicInstinct2

And now she’s dead too. Geez, I wonder who killed her too? My money is on that it was a giant caterpillar. #BasicInstinct2

Oh, for crying out loud, Stone & Morrisey. Just bonk already so this crappy film can be over! #BasicInstinct2

Wait, why did Morissey changed his suit before going over to Stone’s place after leaving the police station? What’s the point of that? #BasicInstinct2

Finally! Stone & Morrisey are bonking! That’s means the film is over! Woo hoo! #BasicInstinct2

Wait… The film is still GOING?! NOOOOOO!!! #BasicInstinct2

OMG why are they still going on about this murder mystery?! We already know that Stone did it ’cause it’s so bloody obvious! #BasicInstinct2

So there’s a new development in the mystery. Thewis may be killer ’cause he’s a dirty cop. Yeah, that’s who the killer is *Rolls eyes* BasicInstinct2

You know this sequel would have been a 100 times better and more fun if they just made it more trashy instead of dull. #BasicInstinct2

I don’t know how you can make a BASIC INSTINCT film that isn’t remotely sleazy or trashy is beyond me. #BasicInstinct2

I’m sorry Thewlis I couldn’t understand what you just over your constant mumbling. #BasicInstinct2

I like how in a sequel that doesn’t feature the main character from the previous instalment, gets talked about a LOT in it. #BasicInstinct2

Ahh… Why does Sharon Stone’s bathrobe look like it’s made out of a garbage bag? Seriously, it looks like it does. #BasicInstinct2

You know for someone who’s ex-wife is murdered, Morrisey doesn’t seem that torn up about it. #BasicInstinct2

Yeah, Davis Morrisey! You smash that possibly expensive painting that you own! #BasicInstinct2

You know someone who’s trying to save his friend, Morrisey picked the slowest possible taxi to get to there. #BasicInstinct2

So… Stone is trying to set up Morrisey. That would be really thrilling twist if I wasn’t so bored. #BasicInstinct2

Wait, there’s more twists in the plot. All of these would make M. Night Shyamalan green with envy. #BasicInstinct2

Geez, Thewis. You didn’t bother to put effort into your death scene. #BasicInstinct2

Well… That scream that Morrisey gave was pretty hilariously cringe worthy. #BasicInstinct2

Oh, geez. Morrisey is now a patient in a insane asylum. Man, this film. #BasicInstinct2

Oh, wait. There’s another twist. Wow. I totally did not see that coming. *Yawn* #BasicInstinct2

Sharon don’t try to play mind games. We all know you’re a serial killer. You’re not fooling anyone. #BasicInstinct2

Well, that’s the end of the film. My advice: sick to the first film. At least that one was a fun. This sequel is just a bore #BasicInstinct2

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 37th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out later in August for my 39th edition, which I could be doing on one of the following three bad films: CATWOMAN, FANTASTIC FOUR (2015) or SPAWN. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon. Also a keep a look out for a very special one-off edition of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, which I’ll be watching and live-tweeting… SHARNADO 4: THE 4TH AWAKENS!

– Bede Jermyn