Hey everyone! Welcome to the 28th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this installment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… ALL ABOUT STEVE! Is this worst film that Sandra Bullock has ever been? Is this romantic comedy really a horror film? Read on and find out! Enjoy
Bede @BedeJermyn
I know I’ve said this many times in the past but I’m going to say it again: is it too late NOT to watch this film? #AllAboutSteve
Seriously, I’m not even joking. Please didn’t let me watch this film again. I’m begging you! Pppplllleeeeaaaasssseeee!!! #AllAboutSteve
The film has only just started and I thinking punching myself in the face would be better than watching this film. #AllAboutSteve
Why are there so many talented people starring in this film? Didn’t they have anything better to do than appear in this crap. #AllAboutSteve
Oh, hi DONNIE DARKO’s Dad! #AllAboutSteve
Oh, my God. Sandra Bullock’s character has only been onscreen for 5 minutes and she may be the most annoying character ever #AllAboutSteve
I know I should sad that these kids are picking on Sandra Bullock’s character but they are the real heroes on this film. #AllAboutSteve
The first 10 minutes are trying SO hard to make Mary sympathetic but nope! It’s not going to work! She’s still annoying! #AllAboutSteve
No, Mary. You can never be normal. It’s ’cause you’re a monster! #AllAboutSteve
Bradley Cooper has just arrived. Poor dude. He had to appear in this crap before he could get anything better. #AllAboutSteve
Bradley Cooper’s character Steve has only met Mary for 5 seconds and you can already see the terror in his eyes. #AllAboutSteve
Geez. They haven’t even driven off to their date yet and Mary is already jumping his bones. #AllAboutSteve
Okay… I’m terrified now. #AllAboutSteve
The terrified state that Bradley Cooper is feeling right now is exactly what I feel watching this film. #AllAboutSteve
DRIVE, BRADLEY! DRRRRIIIIVVVVEEEE!!!! #AllAboutSteve
I don’t blame Steve to fake a crisis to get of his date with Mary. I would be the same as well. #AllAboutSteve
Okay, if somebody uses a guy she barely dated for the basis for a crossword puzzle, I’d start calling the police sat. #AllAboutSteve
I know I should feel bad for Mary losing her job at the paper but nope, I don’t. She deserved it! #AllAboutSteve
So during some news footage, Steve focused his camera on a woman’s boobs… Okay… That’s sleazy. #AllAboutSteve
I wonder if Mary’s parent realised that they raised a psychopath in the making? #AllAboutSteve
I don’t see the point of this news scene with Thomas Haden Church, Ken Jeong and Cooper. It’s pretty uneventful. #AllAboutSteve
I like how everyone on the bus really wants to kill Mary. I don’t blame them. #AllAboutSteve
As far as I’m concerned everybody who isn’t Mary in this film, is the hero of the story. #AllAboutSteve
I like how Mary automatically thinks that every truck driver is a serial killer. #AllAboutSteve
Yeah, as much I know I should feel bad for saying this but that truck should run her over. #AllAboutSteve
Oh, geez. Mary thanks the truck driver for not raping her… *sigh*. #AllAboutSteve
Ummm… This is supposed to be a romantic comedy right? There is nothing remotely romantic or funny about it. #AllAboutSteve
You know it really has to say something when Ken Jeong is the least annoying person in the film. #AllAboutSteve
Please… Stop… This is hurting me… #AllAboutSteve
Steve has spotted Mary… RUN, STEVE! RUN! #AllAboutSteve
Mary’s face as he is running to Steve in slow motion is the face of pure evil. #AllAboutSteve
The chemistry between Sandra Bullock and Bradley Cooper is really awkward. I feel bad for the both of them. #AllAboutSteve
A protest group for the saving of a baby’s third leg? Now I’ve seen everything. No, I’m not making this up. #AllAboutSteve
Is the film insinuating that protesters don’t understand big words? That’s… Kind of insulting. #AllAboutSteve
I know that I should hate Steve ’cause he is a jerk but… At lest he’s not a terrifying as Mary. #AllAboutSteve
Oh, hi D.J. Qualls! #AllAboutSteve
Yeah, this film is making it very clear that protesters are really dumb. #AllAboutSteve
Mouth pillows? Did Thomas Haden Church just called Sandra Bullock’s lips mouth pillows? #AllAboutSteve
You know what? I think that’s very appropriate that they use JAWS-esque music whenever Mary walking towards Steve. #AllAboutSteve
Yep, it’s official: Mary is the scariest character ever put on film. Even more so than Hannibal, Dracula and Freddy #AllAboutSteve
There goes that JAWS-esque music again. #AllAboutSteve
When are people going to start taking Steve seriously?! Mary is a stalker! Somebody call the police! #AllAboutSteve
Geez, Mary! You’ve only met Steve for 5 minutes! He’s not the love of your life! #AllAboutSteve
How can anyone like Mary? She’s annoying! #AllAboutSteve
D.J. Qualls makes sculptures out of apples. Okay, then. #AllAboutSteve
Ahhh… Why is Mary in the desert all of a sudden? She was heading towards a city before! #AllAboutSteve
Oh, man. I really hope that Mary gets sucked up into that tornado. #AllAboutSteve
Just like Mary and her *friends*, I’m are looking at disaster too. #AllAboutSteve
Oh, no. Deaf kids just fell down. This not going to end well. #AllAboutSteve
Steve’s reaction to seeing Mary in the desert is exactly the same as everyone who has ever watched this film. #AllAboutSteve
No, Mary. Using your crossword puzzles as metaphors for your philosophies is not going to make any less terrifying. #AllAboutSteve
Ummm… Why isn’t the police or anyone stopping Mary from walking through that bordered off area? #AllAboutSteve
Mary just fell down into a hole… THERE IS GOD!!! #AllAboutSteve
Mary went back into the hell for which she came. Humanity is saved! #AllAboutSteve
How could Mary not have seen that hole? It was pretty bloody big. It’s a bit hard not to notice it #AllAboutSteve
Oh, great. Mary is still alive. I don’t know how she could have survived that fall but whatever. #AllAboutSteve
Oh, please. Let there be some monsters down there so Mary can be eaten.#AllAboutSteve
Wait, there’s still a deaf kid down in that well?! Geez, that rescue squad didn’t do a pretty good job, didn’t they? #AllAboutSteve
Mary is being very condescending to that deaf kid. #AllAboutSteve
Oh, geez. Even in letter form, Mary is still bloody annoying! #AllAboutSteve
Well. That’s a very flattering picture that the news using for Mary. #AllAboutSteve
No, no, no! Mary is not a hero! She’s a villain! #AllAboutSteve
Wait… What are you doing, Steve? No… YOU’RE DEFENDING HER?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! #AllAboutSteve
This is a complete 180 compared to how Steve felt about Mary 5 minutes ago. #AllAboutSteve
This is weird. Ken Jeong is not as annoying as he is in other films. #AllAboutSteve
What the hell is this sad ballad that’s playing right now? #AllAboutSteve
No, movie. You’re not going to make feel sorry for Mary! IT’S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN! #AllAboutSteve
Even though she can’t hear Mary, I think that the Deaf Girl is starting to get terrified of her too. #AllAboutSteve
Wait, everybody is starting to like Mary? WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?! #AllAboutSteve
NOW OF THIS MAKES ANY SENSE! AM THE ONLY SANE ONE ONE HERE?! YOU’RE ALL INSANE!!! INSANE I TELL YOU! #AllAboutSteve
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #AllAboutSteve\
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No! It’s not your fault that Mary is in the hole, Thomas Haden Church! You are a true hero to all humankind! #AllAboutSteve
Please… Somebody… Put me out of my misery… I CAN’T TAKE THIS MOVIE ANYMORE! #AllAboutSteve
“Well, life is like a crossword puzzle…” Nope! That line is not going to catch on, movie! #AllAboutSteve
Stop cheering for Mary, people! She belongs down that hole! #AllAboutSteve
Please don’t fall in love with Mary, Steve. Please don’t fall in love with Mary, Steve. Please don’t fall in love… #AllAboutSteve
I’m starting to believe the crowd that’s cheering for Mary are just as insane as she is. It would explain EVERYTHING! #AllAboutSteve
Somebody please send all these people to the loony bin! #AllAboutSteve
Well, that’s the end of the film. I am 100% convinced that ALL ABOUT STEVE is not a comedy, it’s a straight up horror film! #AllAboutSteve
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 28th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in late October for my special Halloween themed 29th edition, which could one of the following three bad horror films: THE HAUNTING (1999), PROM NIGHT (2008) or THE WICKER MAN (2006). Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!
– Bede Jermyn
