Hey everyone! Welcome to the 18th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. I’m sorry that this edition of the series wasn’t posted at the end of November as it was originally intended. It was suppose to, but I had family visiting me during the last week of November for my 30th birthday, so I didn’t have time to do my live-tweeting of the film you’ve chosen till just now. As you already know in early November here on SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… LOST IN SPACE! Is this one of the worst TV-show-turned-into-a-film adaptations ever made? Did writer Akiva Goldsmith really need to go and destroy another franchise after BATMAN & ROBIN. Read on and find out! Enjoy!
Bede @BedeJermyn
Well… This film just jumps right into its story pretty quickly, doesn’t it? #LostInSpace
Wait a sec. If the whole world banded together to save the world, than why are there people why are there still terrorists? #LostInSpace
Yeah, I totally buy Matt LeBlanc as the Major of a military space force. Not. #LostInSpace
Why does Matt LeBlanc’s spaceship look like one of those balls that you put mice and hamsters in? #LostInSpace
Its funny how ‘cutting edge’ CGI effects back in the 90s look no more different than whats on SyFy Channel right now. #LostInSpace
I don’t know what’s more disturbing: the hologram of the old principal having a bikini body or a muscle bound Rambo body. #LostInSpace
Now the old principal’s body been turned into gorilla’s while wearing bikini. Okay, I more disturbing than the other two. #LostInSpace
They still have science fairs in the future? #LostInSpace
I have to admit, it’s actually weird seeing William Hurt with hair since his has thinned out a lot since this film. #LostInSpace
Lacey Chabert hasn’t even been onscreen for 5 seconds yet and I already hate her character. #LostInSpace
Wow. Penny’s video diary film is like a precursor for all YouTube video blogs in our wold today. #LostInSpace
Matt LeBlanc’s salute just now is probably the most eager and overdone salute I have ever seen. #LostInSpace
Nice buzzcut dude. #LostInSpace
“WHERE IS MY MONEY?!” Funny that’s the first thing Gary Oldman said when signed on to this piece of crap. #LostInSpace
Oh, man. In the future we still use floppy discs lol #LostInSpace
Why hello Heather Graham *re-ow* #LostInSpace
WA WA WAAAAAAAA!!!! #LostInSpace
So Will created a time machine for his science fair project? Clearly this is going to be a major plot point later on in the film. #LostInSpace
You would think in the future we would have technology that could tell us if somebody is hiding inside a box, but nope we don’t. #LostInSpace
Oh, no! Gary Oldman was betrayed the same villains that he was working for! #LostInSpace
“Can we cut off her oxygen so she’s not annoying when she wakes up” I agree with Will on this plan for Penny. #LostInSpace
What the hell kind of space suits are they wearing? They look like they belong in BATMAN & ROBIN than this film. #LostInSpace
*Cue Arnold Schwarzenegger doing an ice pun from BATMAN & ROBIN for this scene* #LostInSpace
The Robinson’s space ship in the film looks a doughnut #LostInSpace
Hey! Its that dude who looks like Marlon Brando, but isn’t Marlon Brando! #LostInSpace
“Oh, Man. I just dreamed I was cast in a film called LOST IN SPA-Ahh… Oh, shit.” #LostInSpace
“DESTROY JUPITER 2. DESTROY ROBINSON FAMILY. YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO COMPLY* #LostInSpace
“You alright?” “Next picnic. No robots” You’re racist, Matt LeBlanc! #LostInSpace
“We’re way off course!” Yeah, I’m pretty sure you weren’t heading towards the sun before! Dumb arse. #LostInSpace
It’s getting hot, hot, hot… I’m sorry about making that joke. It was too easy. #LostInSpace
“She can’t break free. She hasn’t got enough thrust” That’s what she said *BA-DA-DIS* #LostInSpace
Whoa! This film did bullet time before THE MATRIX! Just not as cool, but still. #LostInSpace
I’m sorry. I can’t take any of the characters seriously if looks like they’re wearing weird S&M suits. #LostInSpace
“We’re lost…” IN SSSSSSPPPPPPPAAAAAACCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! #LostInSpace
I swear Heather Graham doesn’t know how to age. She looks the same in this film as she does now. #LostInSpace
You can clearly see that William Hurt looks totally bored through out this film. #LostInSpace
Uh, oh. The Robinson family have just stumbled across the Event Horizon. #LostInSpace
What the hell is a sensor ghost? #LostInSpace
My God. Penny is so bloody annoying! #LostInSpace
“Can he be anymore cuter? I don’t think so. But I’m personally more of a fan of Matthew Perry” #LostInSpace
“Black was always my colour” Actually, black isn’t a colour. It’s a shade. Being a doctor I thought you would know that, Smith. Dumb arse. #LostInSpace
Man, the dialogue in this film is awful. #LostInSpace
“Trust me. Evil knows evil” Gary Oldman should know ’cause he’s played the villain in like a billion films. #LostInSpace
Yes. Go after the only life form inside a creepy ghost ship #LostInSpace
Holy crap! It’s Baby Dil from THE RUGRATS. Oh, wait. Its an alien monkey. My mistake. #LostInSpace
Wait a sec. In the future they somehow mixed bananas and beef… together? Eeeewwwww!!! #LostInSpace
“OH MY GOD! GET THIS CGI ABOMINATION OF ME!” #LostInSpace
Alien spiders. Why does it always have to be alien spiders? #LostInSpace
Okay, that shot of Matt LeBlance’s mask sliding over his face is the only cool part in this film. #LostInSpace
Its amazing that the alien monkey is way less annoying than Penny is. #LostInSpace
Now the Robinson family have landed on planet Hoth. #LostInSpace
Does anyone have any idea what the plot to this film is? Cause I honestly don’t know. #LostInSpace
Well, it’s clear that Maureen wears the pants in this space mission. #LostInSpace
Man… 90s CGI was awful. #LostInSpace
Yeah, name the alien monkey the first word that pops out of its mouth. #LostInSpace
“We’re really lost, aren’t we” Yes, lost… in SSSSPPPPPAAAAACCCCEEEEE!!!! #LostInSpace
Wait, did Mat and Heather just compare the star constellations to Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig? Okay. #LostInSpace
Geez, Matt doesn’t beat around the bush, does he? #LostInSpace
Man, this film is going to be one of those father-not-spending-time-with-his-son movies, isn’t it? #LostInSpace
Okay, the little bit where LeBlanc takes the water away from Heather was kind of funny. #LostInSpace
I’m surprised Steven Spielberg didn’t direct this film since all this film is about the father-son relationship. #LostInSpace
“I’m coming back, Will. I just got to go down to the store and get a pack of cigarettes” #LostInSpace
“Thinking isn’t your strong suit, isn’t it?” “What’s thinking?” #LostInSpace
“I love you, wife” Wow… There was no emotion behind that whatsoever. #LostInSpace
Oh, dear God. Penny is still doing her annoying video blogging again. #LostInSpace
Oh, dear God. The robot is now telling jokes. #LostInSpace
Gary Oldman is having way too much fun chewing the scenery in this film. #LostInSpace
OMG Dr. Smith stumble across the graves of Maureen, Judy and Penny! * DUN-DUN-DUN-DAAA!* #LostInSpace
Oh, hi Jared Harris! #LostInSpace
OMG Jared Harris is really the grownup version of Will!!! *DUN-DUN-DUN-DAAAAA* #LostInSpace
Come on, Adult Will. Give your Dad a break. It’s not his fault it took him 20 years to find those cigarettes. #LostInSpace
You know for someone who is smart, Will is a complete dumb arse. #LostInSpace
Oh, man. Future Dr. Smith has turned into one of the creatures from MIMIC. #LostInSpace
Ummm… Robots don’t have hearts, Will. Dumb arse. #LostInSpace
Man, this film has gone on way too long than it needed to be. #LostInSpace
Wait… Did Judy just send out a flare that went it exploded, it was in the shape of Daffy Duck? *face palm* #LostInSpace
Geez, Adult Will. It only took you 20 years to realise that Monster Dr. Smith was using you all this time? Dumb arse. #LostInSpace
Why does Monster Dr. Smith look like Reptile from MORTAL KOMBAT now? #LostInSpace
Ummm… Where are you getting Judy’s name tattooed on, West?! #LostInSpace
Whoa! The Robinson’s ship just blew up and killed everyone on board! #LostInSpace
Oh, man. Can this film be any more sentimental right now #LostInSpace
Man, the resolution to this whole father-son subplot is cheesy as hell. #LostInSpace
Gee, I wonder if the Robinson family will escape the exploding planet again this time? *Sarcasm* #LostInSpace
Yeah… They made it. Whatever. #LostInSpace
Yeah, Matt and Heather having the romantic chemistry of a fish bowl. #LostInSpace
I hope the Robinsons can get away from the black hole and find their way bac-WHAT THE HELL?! THE FILM JUST ENDS RIGHT THERE?! THAT BULLSHIT! #LostInSpace
Oh, man. Oh, man. Oh, man. This movie is absolutely awful on every level and makes no sense. I wonder who wrote this crap? #LostInSpace
Akiva Goldsmith?! Akiva Goldsmith wrote this?! The guy who wrote BATMAN & ROBIN?! That explains EVERYTHING!!!!! #LostInSpace
And of course, the film ends with a terrible 90s techno of the original show’s theme song. Figures. I need a drink. #LostInSpace
Hey, Gary Oldman! Who do think shouldn’t watch this piece of crap? #LostInSpace
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 18th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in two weeks for my very special Christmas themed 19th edition, which I could be doing on one of the following three bad Christmas films: JINGLE ALL THE WAY, SANTA CLAUS CONQUERS THE MARTIANS or SANTA WITH MUSCLES. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!
– Bede Jermyn
