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Hey everyone! Welcome to the 16th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN-LI! Will I figure out if the filmmakers actually played the original video games when they made this film? Does Chris Klein give the greatest bad performance of all time? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

Ahh… Is it too late to turn off this movie? #TheLegendOfChunLi

Nice opening credits you got there, Capcom. Well, not really. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Well, it’s nice to see that the green screen shot of San Francisco from THE ROOM is being put to good use in this film #TheLegendOfChunLi

We’re leaving on a jet plane! #TheLegendOfChunLi

You know, Chun-Li. If you don’t know the type of business your father is doing, it’s probably wasn’t legal. #TheLegendOfChunLi

I don’t get it: they could have gotten great Chinese actress to Chun-Li. Instead they got… Kristin Kreuk? #TheLegendOfChunLi

“Based on Capcom’s STREET FIGHTER video games” Well… Barely. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Wow… Kristin Kreuk’s narration is so… Dull. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Wait a minute, hold the phone. This film actually had a screenplay? #TheLegendOfChunLi

Michael Clarke Duncan just came crashing in. Literally! #TheLegendOfChunLi

On the note: R.I.P. Michael Clarke Duncan. Films haven’t been the same without you. #TheLegendOfChunLi

I don’t know how you can a wine bottle explode like that, but that Chun-Li’s Dad did it. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Whoa! Chun-Li’s Dad just lit that chain on fire! He must learnt some things from Ghost Rider. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, hai Neal McDonough! I have honestly have no idea what accent you are doing right now. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Neal is suppose to be playing M. Bison?! Yeah, clearly the makers behind this film never played any of the games. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Also this film was directed by the same guy who directed the film adaptation of DOOM, which pretty much explains EVERYTHING #TheLegendOfChunLi

Why does Chu- Li’s Dad have a draw outside in the garden? #TheLegendOfChunLi

So… We’re not going to get an explanation to what happened to Chun-Li’s Dad, are we? #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, my God. The green screen in this film just keeps getting worse and worse. #TheLegendOfChunLi

That scroll that Chun Li is looking at, looks like the same one out of MORTAL KOMBAT. I wish I was watching that film instead right now #TheLegendOfChunLi

Wait… Chun Li-is suppose to be Chinese, but she doesn’t know how to read the language?! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Uh, oh. I can smell a cheesy sentimental tear-jerking scene is coming on. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, dear God. Neal is still doing that awful Irish accent. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Was M. Bison ever Irish? Cause I’m pretty sure he wasn’t #TheLegendOfChunLi

Neal McDonough has the creepiest piercing blue eyes I have ever seen. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Hey! I didn’t know Casey Jones was in this film? Oh, wait. That’s not him. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Moon Bloodgood. Seriously, what an awesome name for an actor! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh yeah! The best worst character introduction ever is about to come up! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yes! The best worst part of the whole film has finally arrived: Chris Klein! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Best. Character. Ever! Well, in the most hilariously bad way I mean. #TheLegendOfChunLi

You can tell that Klein is trying so hard to be a bad arse, but it just its clearly its not working for him. It’s hilarious! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Also you can definitely that he is trying to channel Clint Eastwood in his performance too. It’s amazing! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh! Chun-Li’s Dad is actually still alive! Well… That’s good to know. I guess. #TheLegendOfChunLi

I swear Neal McDonough lets his blue eyes do all the acting. Or lack there of I should say. #TheLegendOfChunLi

I don’t know what’s more sad: Chun-Li’s Mum has died or seeing Kristin trying really hard to emote #TheLegendOfChunLi

Ummm… I’m pretty sure that’s actually a letter, lady. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, man. Chris Klein. Oh, man. His performance… Oh, man. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Man, the dialogue in this film is so bad! Nobody talks like a normal person at all in this film. #TheLegendOfChunLi

I’m pretty sure you could have worn more than just a tank-top and shorts while walking in the rain, Chun-Li. #TheLegendOfChunLi

I honestly have no idea what the plot to this film, it doesn’t make any sense at all. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Boo hoo! A rich girl is having a hard time living on the streets! Seriously, my heart is bleeding for you. Not. #TheLegendOfChunLi

“Day after day, I searched for Gen” Why don’t you just look for him in the phonebook? It would be much easier. #TheLegendOfChunLi

You know for someone whose been living on the streets for a while, Chun-Li’s hair and make-up is still perfect. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, for crying out loud! Can you please stop with the narration, film! It’s not needed! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, isn’t that nice. That sweet old lady gave Chun-Li a spring roll. Yeah, that wouldn’t happen in real life. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yeah, I don’t know how Chun-Li can do those MATRIX style gravity defying flips like that. It’s so dumb. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, hai Robin Shou! I haven’t seen you in anything since MORTAL KOMBAT: ANNIHILATION #TheLegendOfChunLi

“My name is Liu Kan-Ahh, I mean Gen. Yes, that’s right. Gen. Yes.” #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yeah, Gen’s advice doesn’t make any sense. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Ummm… Where did that ball of energy that Gen created come from?! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Hmmm… I wonder who was the worst ‘martial artist’ Robin Shou had to train with: Kristin Kreuk or Chris Farley? #TheLegendOfChunLi

“What about our families?” “The children have been returned” We’ll, except for the ones that they didn’t want back #TheLegendOfChunLi

Wait a sec, isn’t Bison’s plan the EXACT same plan as the one that the villain in ROMEO MUST DIE had? #TheLegendOfChunLi

I’m asking cause both this film and ROMEO MUST DIE were directed by the same person. Yes, this film had a director. I know weird. #TheLegendOfChunLi

I like how Klein just makes out with Bloodgood… For no apparent reason. Its not like those guards knew who they were. #TheLegendOfChunLi

“It had to be done” Nah, I think you’re just a perv, Nash. #TheLegendOfChunLi

How can Balrog not notice Chu- Li standing not far from him? It’s not she’s hiding that well. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Chu- Li almost fell on that working buzzsaw. Ummm… I starting to think that Gen is pretty insane. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yeah, Klein and Bloodgood have the sexual chemistry of a plank of wood. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Well, its nice that actually had something from Chun Li’s look in the games for the scene with the hair buns #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yeah, it’s clear that the actors playing Chun-Li and Catana have never done martial arts before. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Chun-Li just did her whirl-kick from the game. Yeah, it doesn’t look as cool in real life as it does in the game #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, Chris Klein. You’re so brilliantly awful in this film. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Bison is using Catana’s lifeless corpse as a boxing bag. That’s… Disturbing. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, man. The look that Chris Klein gives to that guy is hilarious! #TheLegendOfChunLi

“Tell me about Bison?” OF COURSE! Woops! Sorry, wrong STREET FIGHTER movie. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Man, flashback scene about Bison’s past is weird. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Wait a sec… If Bison’s Irish’s parent died when he was a baby and then he raised in a orphanage, how come he’s got a Irish accent? #TheLegendOfChunLi

Ahhh… Did Bison just rip a baby out of his wife’s stomach with his own two hands?! #TheLegendOfChunLi

This scene has gone all BREAKING DAWN on us! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Man, this film has gone to the point where it can never ever, ever, ever, EVER go back. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Geez, it didn’t take Chun-Li that long to get those groceries. She was only gone for like 20 seconds. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, Kristin. Please don’t try to emote. It doesn’t work for you. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Man, this film looks really cheap. I think it must have cost like $100 to make. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Isn’t Vega suppose to be Spanish? He doesn’t look Spanish. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Well, it’s nice to see that one of THE BLACK EYED PEAS members is doing something while the’re waiting for will.i.am is busy with an actually career #TheLegendOfChunLi

Man. That was a really short fight. A bit anticlimactic actually. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Well… They cleared out that office pretty quickly. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, man. Klein’s facial expressions are gold #TheLegendOfChunLi

I’m sorry, Neal Donough. There’s only one true M. Bison and that man is the late great Raul Julia #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, isn’t that sweet. Chun-Li is reunited with her Dad. Well, maybe not in the right circumstances but still. #TheLegendOfChunLi

“You see, your Father has been the milk of my business. But even milk has a expiration date” ACTUAL DIALOUGE FROM THE FILM PEOPLE! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Man, Neal McDonough’s accent is so inconsistent. It goes back-and-fourth between being Irish and American. #TheLegendOfChunLi

lol A woman just threw a water melon at Michael Clarke Duncan’s head. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yeah! Gen’s alive! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Did Gen’s hair go from being grey to black? #TheLegendOfChunLi

SERIOUSLY, WHERE ARE THESE ENERGY BALLS COMING FROM?! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Wow. That was the worst ‘dropping a glass’ acting I’ve ever seen. You’re so brilliant, Chris Klein #TheLegendOfChunLi

Seriously, Chris Klein needs to be given a special award for his ‘acting’ in this film. It’s awfully good! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yeah, I think if you were smacked around by a gas tank in real life, you’d be dead. #TheLegendOfChunLi

NASH OUT! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Let off some steam, Balrog! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Geez, this whole thing with Bison and his daughter is dumb and doesn’t make any sense #TheLegendOfChunLi

NASH OUT! Best line ever! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Seriously, how did that guard not notice those cops before he turned around and walk the other way? #TheLegendOfChunLi

Come on, Chris! We need one more NASH OUT before this film is over! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Wait. That guy who screamed after Bison had kicked him, didn’t Nash shoot him in the head earlier?! #TheLegendOfChunLi

*In a Bale Batman voice* WHERE IS SHEEEE?!!!! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yeah, I don’t think some of these martial arts moves would actually work like that in real life #TheLegendOfChunLi

SERIOUSLY, WHERE ARE THESE ENERGY BALLS COMING FROM?! I WANT ANSWERS DAMMIT! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Whoa! Chun-Li just twisted Bison’s head ALL the way around with her feet! #TheLegendOfChunLi

Yeah, it’s official. Chris Klein is the only fun thing about this terrible film. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Oh, geez. This dull narration is still going. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Seriously, out of all the STREET FIGHTERS characters they could have made a film on, did we really need one on Chun-Li? #TheLegendOfChunLi

Well, clearly this scene is only here so that they can set up for a sequel, which thankfully never happened. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Well, that’s end of the film. Yeah, I think I’m going to to the Van Damme STREET FIGTHER. At lest that was entertainingly bad. #TheLegendOfChunLi

Although, Chris Klein is the best part of this new film. Now where’s my spin-off featuring only him dammit! NASH OUT! #TheLegendOfChunLi

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 16th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in late October for my special Halloween themed 17th edition, which could one of the following three bad horror films: I KNOW WHO KILLED ME, LEPRECHAUN or NIGHT OF THE LEPUS. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted on SuperMarcey.com soon!

– Bede Jermyn