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Hey everyone! Welcome to the 15th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… DOUBLE DRAGON! Will I figure out why Robert Patrick modelled his character’s haircut on Vanilla Ice? Is this film really one of the worst films based on a video game ever? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

Bede @BedeJermyn

Yeah, this opening exposition scene really doesn’t make my sense at all. #DoubleDragon

Meanwhile somewhere that’s clearly not China, even though it’s supposes to be. #DoubleDragon

Yeah, these monks didn’t do a really good job of hiding that medallion. The bad guy found it pretty quick #DoubleDragon

“New Angeles: 2007” Yeah, that is totally what Los Angeles looked like 7 years ago. #DoubleDragon

OMG Robert Patrick’s hair in this film is hilarious lol #DoubleDragon

Hey Robert Patrick! Vanilla Ice called and he wants his hair style back! #DoubleDragon

Did Robert Patrick just transform into a life size cut-out?! #DoubleDragon

So Mark Dacascos and Scott Wolf are suppose to be brothers in this film? Yeah, they so totally look alike. #DoubleDragon

That has to be the most unenthusiastic crowd at a fighting match I’ve ever seen. Clearly they’re not even trying at all. #DoubleDragon

Are these guys the Super Mario Bros.? #DoubleDragon

Oh, dear God. George Hamilton and Vanna White are playing themselves as newscasters in this film. #DoubleDragon

That has to be the least convincing laugh I’ve ever heard, George Hamilton. #DoubleDragon

OMG Andy Dick is the playing the weather man! I’ve surprised he’s not forecasting a sharknado #DoubleDragon

I’m sorry, am I watching DOUBLE DRAGON or ESCAPE FROM L.A.? Seriously I can’t tell which film I’m watching. #DoubleDragon

It’s nice to see that the Doc Brown’s Delorean is still being put to good use after the BACK TO THE FUTURE series ended. #DoubleDragon

Bo Abobo… What type of name is that?! #DoubleDragon

Yeah, this is totally what gangs dressed up as in L.A. in 2007. #DoubleDragon

This has to be the slowest car chase sense I have ever seen. Seriously, a snail could out run these guys. #DoubleDragon

OMG The computer graphics in the 90’s were awful! #DoubleDragon

How is possible that Bo’s truck crashed when that ally way was big enough for it drive through? #DoubleDragon

I know those game members are supposes to be in camouflaged with that wall, but you can still easily see them. #DoubleDragon

Oh hi Alyssa Milano! #DoubleDragon

Wait a second. Alyssa Milano’s gang is named the Power Crop. That’s a pretty sucky name for a gang. #DoubleDragon

I like how Satori’s grey streaks in her hair are either in different spots or simply just disappear from scene to scene. #DoubleDragon

Man, Scott Wolf is has such a baby face in this film. #DoubleDragon

You can definitely tell that the actor playing Abobo is wearing a bald cap cause you can see the outlines of it around his head. #DoubleDragon

“No! I’m afraid of chairs!” #DoubleDragon

Madonna was married to Tom Arnold in 2007? Yeah, that never happened in real life, movie. #DoubleDragon

However that would be hilarious if that were true. #DoubleDragon

Yep, let’s make sure that Krispies celeral box is in full shot. #DoubleDragon

Yeah, I’m pretty sure that no terrorist group would call themselves Power Crop. #DoubleDragon

Robert Patrick’s villain character is named Koga Shuko? I’m sorry but that name is more hilarious than threatening. #DoubleDragon

I’m still surprised that Robert Patrick hasn’t yet said “you gotta drop that zero, and get the hero” so far in this film. #DoubleDragon

You can definitely tell that Scott Wolf is the only person who didn’t know martial arts prior to this film. #DoubleDragon

Also you can definitely tell that this film was made in the 90’s lol. #DoubleDragon

Seriously! Satori’s grey streaks disappear and reappear during this scene. This film has no continuity whatsoever #DoubleDragon

OMG Abobo has mutated into one of the creatures from SOCITEY #DoubleDragon

Man, Abobo’s mutant makeup is so bad! They didn’t even bother to make it look realistic at all. #DoubleDragon

It’s getting hot in here! So take off all your clothes! #DoubleDragon

Geez, it’s taking a while for that leaking gas main to blow up #DoubleDragon

Scott Wolf looks like he’s 12 years old in this film, even though he wasn’t as the time this was being made. #DoubleDragon

Hey, remember that time during 90’s when they tried to make virtual reality a thing? Yeah, me neither. #DoubleDragon

Hey Michael Berryman! #DoubleDragon

I honestly have no idea what Michael Berryman is saying right now. #DoubleDragon

Please stop calling yourself Kogo Shuko, Robert Patrick. It’s not doing you any favours. #DoubleDragon

No Michael Berryman! Noooo! #DoubleDragon

Umm… Where did that blow fan come from? #DoubleDragon

Geez, Jimmy is a jerk. #DoubleDragon

Well, that short cut away scene was… Pointless. #DoubleDragon

Warriors… Come out and play! #DoubleDragon

These have to be the least intimidating gangs I have ever seen. They look they’re dressed up for a Halloween party. #DoubleDragon

Seriously, these gangs members as clowns, school boys, ninjas, Rick James etc. One in particularly is wearing a lederhosen. #DoubleDragon

Yeah, I don’t get what postman-dressing gang member was doing just now. He’s plan didn’t make any sense whatsoever. #DoubleDragon

I’m starting to think that ESCAPE FROM L.A. ripped off the way that future L.A. looks in this film. They look so similar #DoubleDragon

I’m actually surprised that Snake Plisskin hasn’t showed up at some point. That would have this film way better. #DoubleDragon

Seriously, why would the cops be terrified of a gang that dresses up like school boys? It doesn’t make any sense. #DoubleDragon

Actually come to think of it, this whole doesn’t make any sense whatsoever. #DoubleDragon

Yeah, subtly definitely isn’t a criteria when it comes to Robert Patrick’s performance. #DoubleDragon

Mutant Abobo looks like a giant testicle #DoubleDragon

OMG both Mark and Scott’s facials expressions when they went that shaft were hilarious! #DoubleDragon

After thinking about it, I think that DOUBLE DRAGON may be the most 90’s film ever in the history of cinema. #DoubleDragon

Why are they putting giant fans on top of those buildings? #DoubleDragon

Yeah, are you sure that you have a close enough shot of Alyssa Milano’s butt, movie? #DoubleDragon

Out of all the costumes in this film, Alyssa Milano’s costume is definitely the weirdest. Seriously, who would wear that?! #DoubleDragon

Yeah, only in movies are air ducts big enough to easily walk through. #DoubleDragon

That would be awesome if Robert Patrick channelled Vanilla Ice in his performance, since he looks like him and all. #DoubleDragon

Yeah, I think Lash is probably the most useless henchwoman of all time. #DoubleDragon

How on earth did Mark land on Alyssa when he was the one who fell down the elevator first? #DoubleDragon

Okay, for some bizarre reason a zombies have decided to show up. #DoubleDragon

It’s funny how Robert from being the portraying best CGI character ever in TERMINATOR 2, to portraying the worse one in this film. #DoubleDragon

Uh, huh. Channel 69. #DoubleDragon

Yeah, the continuity in this film is awful. It’s daylight one minute and the next its night time. #DoubleDragon

Robert Patrick’s character looks like a cross between Vanilla Ice and the Cinema Snob. It’s really creepy. #DoubleDragon

Man, there’s a lot of bleached blonde hair in this film. #DoubleDragon

I’m sorry but if your in a gang that dresses up like school boys, I’m not going to be scared of you. I’m going to laugh at you #DoubleDragon

Why does one of these gang members have underwear on his head? #DoubleDragon

Yeah, Lash is pretty useless henchwoman. #DoubleDragon

Umm… What what’s the point of this scene with mutant Abobo in the bathroom? #DoubleDragon

Woody Harrelson?! #DoubleDragon

Man, fashion in the early-mid 90’s were terrible. Even more so than 80’s fashion. #DoubleDragon

So what are the powers of the Double Dragon medallion? It just seems like the film is just making them up as it goes along #DoubleDragon

Scott is leaning up against a DOUBLE DRAGON arcade game. This film has full blown meta now! #DoubleDragon

So, the only time the medallion works for Scott is when he doesn’t need it anymore? Okay. #DoubleDragon

So the only way for Scott to get rid the spirit of Robert Patrick out of his brother’s body, is by beating the crap of him? Rrrriiiigggghhhhtttt. #DoubleDragon

Well, surprisingly, it works. #DoubleDragon

Oh, man. The CGI effects in this film are truly terrible. #DoubleDragon

Can you please stop cracking your knuckles, Robert Patrick! It doesn’t make you look like a bad arse! #DoubleDragon

Uh, oh. That giant human testicle is back. #DoubleDragon

Man, that look on Robert Patrick’s face when Scott & Mark get medallion is the stuff of legend lol! #DoubleDragon

It’s morphin’ time! #DoubleDragon

Okay, so the spirit of Satori comes out of nowhere for some reason! #DoubleDragon

Mark has possessed the body of Robert Patrick. I have no words for any of this. #DoubleDragon

Poor Robert. He would’ve gotten away with it, if it weren’t for those meddling kids! #DoubleDragon

“If you think I’m bad, wait until you meet my lawyers. Muhahahaha!” That’s like the only legitimately funny line in the film. #DoubleDragon

Man, Scott & Mark’s Double Dragon costumes are hilariously bad. #DoubleDragon

Wait a second. Mark. & Scott’s car is called the dragon wagon. Okay. #DoubleDragon

Abobo looks so much like a giant testicle, that its actually scary. #DoubleDragon

True fact: to get Scott, Mark & Alyssa to scream in that shot, the producers just showed them the first cut of the film. #DoubleDragon

Hey it’s those two henchman that worked for Robert Patrick in the film. I seriously forgot that you were even in it. #DoubleDragon

Wait! Stop! Hold the phone! Paul Dini (who created BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES) came up with the film’s *story*?! OMG! #DoubleDragon

Seriously, I’m not lying! Robert Patrick totally copied Vanilla Ice’s look!

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 15th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in late July for the next one which could one of the following three films: FLASH GORDON, STREET FIGHTER: THE LEGEND OF CHUN LI and WILD WILD WEST. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted here on SuperMarcey.com soon!

– Bede Jermyn