Hey everyone! Welcome to a very special edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. Now I know what you are thinking: what is it about this one that makes it more special than all other entries in the series? Well, I’ll tell you. Usually with my articles, I would let you guys choose which bad film I should watch and live-tweet. But for this one, I decided to pick the film myself. So which film did I choose? I chose a film that’s a highly anticipated sequel to a certain SyFy Channel/The Asylum production that around this time last year, took the world by storm instant became a pop culture phenomenon. Yes, that’s right everyone. For this very special edition of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, I chose to watch and live-tweet… SHARKNADO 2: THE SECOND ONE! Seriously, I could I not do one for this film! Will we ever figure what actually causes a sharknado? Do the awful CGI sharks have more lively performances than Tara Reid? Read on and find out! Enjoy!
Bede @BedeJermyn
This opening of SHARKNADO completely rips off the JAWS spoof opening off AIRPLANE! #Sharknado2
Oh, hi Ian Ziering and Tara Reid! Clearly you both money even more so on this one. #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #1: Kelly Osbourne #Sharknado2
Uh, oh. The film is about to rip off a classic episode of THE TWILIGHT ZONE #Sharknado2
Where’s William Shatner when you need him? #Sharknado2
Speaking of AIRPLANE!, Robert Hays plays the plane’s Captain. I see what you did there, movie. #Sharknado2
Ian is definitely channelling William Shatner in this scene. #Sharknado2
Sharks! Sharks everywhere!!! #Sharknado2
I’m surprised that the Captain didn’t say: “Man, that bug that hit the screen looked like a shark”. #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #3: Wil Wheaton #Sharknado2
I like how there is huge giant on the side of the plane and it’s barely sucking anyone out. #Sharknado2
Kelly Osbourne just had her head bitten off by a shark. But they again it could easily have been her Dad Ozzy, I’m not to sure. #Sharknado2
Both the pilots got sucked out of the cockpit window! Damn you sharks! #Sharknado2
It’s Ian Ziering to the rescue! #Sharknado2
A woman just got eaten by shark… While sitting on the toilet. JURASSIC PARK eat your heart! #Sharknado2
I like how Ian decides to pilot the plane. Despite having never flown anything before. #Sharknado2
You know that Tara Reid is terrible when she can’t even scream convincingly. #Sharknado2
You have such a commanding presence, Ian. #Sharknado2
How is it possible that the Air Marshall’s gun didn’t go flying out the open door when he passed it to Tara? #Sharknado2
OMG! A shark bit off Tara’s hand! That’s not true! That’s impossible! #Sharknado2
Oh, man. Tara’s scream is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in while! She’s not even trying! #Sharknado2
Oh, man. The Ramones would be spinning in their graves if they heard this awful ‘homage’ to their classic songs #Sharknado2
The film’s writer Thunder Levin has the best name of ALL time! #Sharknado2
Oh, hi Kari Wuhrer and Sugar Ray frontman Mark McGrath! #Sharknado2
Man, you can tell that the filmmakers had a much bigger budget this time around when compared to the first film. #Sharknado2
Gratuitous #4: Matt Lauer #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #5: Andy Dick. And he plays a cop. For 5 seconds. #Sharknado2
More cameos. Man, how many bloody cameos are there in this film?! I won’t be surprised if Daniel Day-Lewis showed up. #Sharknado2
OMG Billy Ray Cyrus is playing Tara’s doctor! This just keeps getting better! #Sharknado2
How is it possible that Tara looks way older than she does in real life? #Sharknado2
Did the film just make a reference to JAWS: THE REVENGE? #Sharknado2
You’re sensitive, Ian. You’re wife’s hand was eaten by a shark and you’re making jokes about it. What a dick. #Sharknado2
Man, it must suck living in New York. You had to deal with King Kong, Godzilla, aliens, global warming, Loki and now a SHARKNADO #Sharknado2
You know I have to say, it’s actual nice to see Kari Wurher again. It’s been a while since I’ve seen her in anything. #Sharknado2
Wait! Hold the phone! Kari and Mark’s character are named “Martin and Ellen Brody”… You did not just go there, movie. #Sharknado2
Yeah, Ian Ziering should TOTALLY play Captain America when Chris Evans retires :-p #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #18: Al Roker #Sharknado2
Hey look! It’s Oscar nominated, Emmy and Tony award-winning actor Judd Hirsch! #Sharknado2
And he’s playing a… Wait for it… A taxi driver. See what they did there? SEE WHAT THEY DID THERE PEOPLE?! #Sharknado2
I’m not gonna lie, it took me a minute to realise that was Judah Friedlander. I didn’t even recognise him. #Sharknado2
“What does the inside of a shark smell like?” Don’t worry, Judd. You’ll find out later on in the film. Muhahahaha! #Sharknado2
These people are even trying to run away. #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #35: Richard Kind. #Sharknado2
Yeah, this scene between Judah and Richard is completely pointless. #Sharknado2
There’s a lot of stock footage in this baseball scene #Sharknado2
Yeah, an umbrella could totally smash that window. #Sharknado2
Hey, Vivica A. Fox! And her kissing Ian is totally not awkward at all. #Sharknado2
I swear Mark McGrath hasn’t changed his hair in 17 years. It looks the same as it did in 1997! #Sharknado2
Finally! The sharks make a return! #Sharknado2
Of course everybody should listen to Kari! She’s fought giant spiders AND a giant anaconda. I think she knows what she is doing! #Sharknado2
I don’t know who these two maintenance guys are, but I assume they’re some well know celebrities. #Sharknado2
Whoa! A shark just jumped out and bit Kari’s friend’s face off! #Sharknado2
I like how Kari kills the shark by shocking it with a taser #Sharknado2
Yeah, these two maintenance guys are gonna die any second now. #Sharknado2
Well, that was unexpected. The two maintenance guys were killed by an alligator, not a shark. What a twist! #Sharknado2
Now a shark has jumped out and ate the alligator! This just keeps getting better and better! #Sharknado2
This is Ian and Mark’s character development scene. #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #78: Perez Hilton. Yeah, he’s just there to be shark food. This is gonna be good! #Sharknado2
Product placement! #Sharknado2
Was that Jared the Subway guy?! And he’s wasting their sandwiches? When did this turn into an ad for Subway?! #Sharknado2
How on earth can a shark smash through a steel door? #Sharknado2
NNNOOOO!!! Not Judah! He was the best character! Damn you movie! Damn you to hell! #Sharknado2
“I hate the subway” that’s funny cause Jared loves Subway *ba-da-dis* #Sharknado2
You would think that New Yorkers would be a bit more concerned that their city is about to attacked by sharks but nope. #Sharknado2
More Subway product placement! #Sharknado2
I suppose that guy can take solace that he was killed by the Statue of Liberty’s head and not eaten by shark #Sharknado2
*cue the Indiana Jones theme* #Sharknado2
I like how Al Roker keeps correcting Matt Lauer by saying its a SHARKNADO, not a shark storm. #Sharknado2
I like how the people in the background of these street scenes just don’t care about what’s going on. #Sharknado2
Oh, man. It’s that Ramones rip off song again. #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #129: Biz Markie #Sharknado2
Is this AC/DC playing? It sounds like them. It’s probably another rip off song #Sharknado2
Yes! Ian has got a sword! #Sharknado2
Man, you know that Tara is bad when this little girl is a better actor than she is. #Sharknado2
Watching Tara Reid trying to emote is hilarious! #Sharknado2
“Holy shark!” Indeed, Judd. Indeed. #Sharknado2
Where the hell did that pole come from? #Sharknado2
Judd Hirsch is just about to swing over to the other side. Clearly nothing we go wrong here… #Sharknado2
No! A shark just ate Judd Hirsch! I didn’t see that coming at all… Not! #Sharknado2
OMG Ian just walked over a bunch of sharks! This is amazing! #Sharknado2
“You know what you just did? You jumped the shark!” Why d0 get the feeling that the film was just building up to that line. #Sharknado2
Awe… What a nice touching moment between Ian and Vivica #Sharknado2
You know what? I really the miss the Aussie guy from the first film. Why didn’t they bring back for the sequel?! #Sharknado2
WHY ARENT THE PEOPLE IN THE BACKGROUND REACTING TO WHAT’S GOING ON?! #Sharknado2
OMG That woman just got squashed by a whale shark! Amazing! #Sharknado2
You would think that those two tornadoes would have done more damage to city. #Sharknado2
I like how Ian just simply shrugs after Vivica asks him if this is going to work lol #Sharknado2
I don’t know why that octopus smashed into that window, so you’re guess is as good as mine. #Sharknado2
“The residents are all panicked” Yeah, the people in the background clearly look like they’re panicking. #Sharknado2
Oh, yeah! Vivica just pulled out sword to fight that shark! #Sharknado2
Yeah, I don’t think this plan is going to work, Ian. #Sharknado2
How on earth did all that water come down the elevator? #Sharknado2
Geez, Vivica. Stop flirting with Ian! He loves Tara… For whatever reason. #Sharknado2
Holy crap! The sharks are all on fire! Literally! #Sharknado2
“This shark is on fire! This shark is on firrrrreeeeee!!!!!” Alicia Keys needs to write that song fast! #Sharknado2
Ummm… Why did you throw away that axe, Ian? You could have still used it! #Sharknado2
Oh, good. Tara and the fire brigade are here to rescue them #Sharknado2
A third twister?! Nooooo!!!! #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #405: Robert Klein #Sharknado2
Gratuitous cameo #1,000000: Kurt Angle #Sharknado2
Yes! The chainsaw is back! #Sharknado2
Ian’s speech is almost as inspiring as Bill Pullman’s one from INDEPENDENCE DAY. Almost. #Sharknado2
“I know you’re scared. I’m scared. They’re sharks. They’re scary. Nobody wants to be eaten” That’s some Shakespeare right there folks #Sharknado2
Ian just sawed a shark in half. Again. F&$k yeah! #Sharknado2
Uh, oh. Tara has a plan. #Sharknado2
Holy crap! Tara Reid just made herself a buzz saw hand! Ash from the EVIL DEAD films is gonna be pissed about this! #Sharknado2
No, Vivica! Don’t sacrifice yourself! #Sharknado2
OMG Ian is flying around in the SHARKNADO lol! #Sharknado2
OMG the New Yorkers are going to fight back against the sharks! #Sharknado2
How is possible that every New Yorker has deadly weapon in their car? #Sharknado2
Best. Ending. Ever!!!! #Sharknado2
Ian is chain sawing sharks left and right while he is flying around in the SHARKNADO! Bad arse! #Sharknado2
Even Kelly Ripa has killed a shark! #Sharknado2
I don’t know how you can use a kid’s super soaker as a flame thrower, but my god is both hilarious and awesome! #Sharknado2
An old guy just threw a hunch of chainsaws into the SHARKNADO. Amazing! #Sharknado2
Ian is riding a shark like its a rodeo bull. Man, this movie… This movie… #Sharknado2
Than that shark gets itself impaled on the Empire State Building… Oh, yeah! #Sharknado2
Eeewwww!!!! #Sharknado2
Well… This is the most disturbing, disgusting and awkward wedding proposal ever. #Sharknado2
America! F$&k yeah! #Sharknado2
Of course, this film can’t end without a firework show. #Sharknado2
Ummm… Why is this credit scene just watching Ian eating a slice of pizza? #Sharknado2
Well, that’s end of the film. I have to admit that this was actually much more fun than the first film. #Sharknado2
However the film’s biggest missed opportunity was not having a scene of Andy Dick being eaten by a shark. #Sharknado2
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this very special edition of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in the next two weeks for my 13th edition where I take on DOUBLE DRAGON!
– Bede Jermyn
