Hey everyone! Welcome to my 11th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… STEEL! Will I figure the reason why the studio thought it would be a great idea to have Shaquille O’Neal play superhero? Is it possible that this film is even more worse than BATMAN & ROBIN? Read on and find out! Enjoy!
Bede @BedeJermyn
From Warner Bros., the studio that brought us comic book film classics like BATMAN & ROBIN, SUPERMAN III and SUPERMAN IV: THE QUEST FOR PEACE comes… #Steel
Yeah, the first person I think of when it comes to casting someone as a superhero, its Shaquille O’Neal #Steel
Oh, Quincy Jones. Why did you produce this trash? #Steel
Also when it comes to casting someone in the role of the villain in a superhero, Judd Nelson is definitely the first one that comes to my mind #Steel
Shaft! #Steel
What a minute, there was casting director in this film?! #Steel
Based on the DC Comic character ‘Steel’… Well, not really. The film is nothing like the comic book character at all #Steel
So Quincy Jones went from producing the Oscar nominated THE COLOR PURPLE to producing… This?! #Steel
Wait a sec, Am I watching the right film? Is this the opening of JURASSIC PARK? #Steel
Oh, it isn’t. Dammit. #Steel
Charles Napier. Legend. #Steel
Man. That was the least convincing “Nnnnnooooo!!!!!” acting I’ve ever seen. Nice job, Shaq. Not. #Steel
Judd Nelson. Dumb arse. #Steel
Oh, no! There crushed by styrofoam walls! Oh, the humanity! #Steel
Geez, Shaq. It’s not that hard to lift up styrofoam concrete #Steel
Judd Nelson looks like the size of an ant compared to Shaq. It’s hilarious! #Steel
Yeah, Judd Nelson’s character doesn’t make any sense at all. #Steel
Yeah, I totally buy Shaq as a weapons designer for the military. #Steel
The best actor in the film is definitely the woman who plays Annabeth Gish’s Nurse in this scene. Her reaction shot was hilarious #Steel
Yep, nothing says the 90’s like having the song “Bust A Move” on the soundtrack #Steel
Of course you wouldn’t have Shaq starring in your film if you didn’t at lest one scene involving basketball. #Steel
So his character sucks at basketball? That’s hilarious cause the total opposite of what he is like in real life HAHAHAHA.. HA! #Steel
Product placement! #Steel
lol That guy’s hair due is hilarious! #Steel
So Judd Nelson’s character teams up with a video game distributor to create weapons? Makes sense. #Steel
Hey look! Brandy’s brother/Kim Kardasian’s sex tape partner Ray J.! #Steel
Oh hai Johnny! #Steel
Shaq is now working at a… Steel mil. I see what you did there movie. #Steel
Since were at a steel mil, I expect Jennifer Beal will show up and the song ‘What A Feelin’!’ will be playing any second now. #Steel
Man, this film is a NRA members wet dream #Steel
So Judd’s character is named Burke. Have you ever noticed that every jerk in the history of cinema also has this exact name as well? #Steel
Geez, Judd. If you didn’t like the person who was working with you, you could have done a less elaborate way of killing them off. #Steel
I’m sorry but whose this police woman whose friend’s with Shaq? She just appears out of nowhere. #Steel
So Shaq plays a weapons designer who after finding how harmful his designs are, gives up being one and becomes a superhero. #Steel
Why does that sound very familiar? This sounds exactly like the plot to IRON MAN 
#Steel
The score to this film sounds like porno music #Steel
STEEL is what I imagine IRON MAN would have been like if it were made by people who didn’t know how to make movies #Steel
This is the most boring chase scene I have ever seen #Steel
Ummm… You know Shaq. If you just rolled away in the opposite direction, you wouldn’t have caught under that train carriage #Steel
Ah, oh. Shaq is pissed #Steel
I don’t know how he did it, but Shaq has truly master the power of un-acting #Steel
Hey, I didn’t know Nick Fury was in this film #Steel
I think Tommy Wiseau studied Shaq’s performance in preparation for his role in THE ROOM. #Steel
You know between this film, BATMAN & ROBIN and SPAWN, 1997 was not a good year for comic book films. Thank God for MEN IN BLACK. #Steel
Yeah, I don’t think Shaq is that strong in real life #Steel
Shaq just showed Annabeth Gish a toilet. Yeah, that’s the first thing I show a woman when I take her to a place #Steel
Pull my finger! #Steel
“Hi! I’m Uncle Joe” but friends call me Shaft. #Steel
Well, since Batman couldn’t make an appearance in this film, they just got the BATMAN FOREVER pinball machine instead. #Steel
Go on Annabeth Gish! Get yourself ofgf that floor and back into that wheelchair! #Steel
Oh, man. This film is so… Boring! #Steel
You know, that has to be the cleanest looking garbage dump I’ve ever seen #Steel
Okay, Shaq. It’s now time for you to pull my finger. #Steel
HAHAHAHA Another joke about Shaq’s character unable to play basketball. This running gag will NEVER get old #Steel
Ahh, the early days of the internet. Oh, how we have evolved since then. #Steel
Nice Superman tattoo on your arm, Shaq. I suppose this will be the only reference to Superman being involved with Steel’s creation #Steel
Hey! It’s future Oscar nominated character actor John Hawkes! #Steel
Oh… My… God… Steel’s costume is the worst superhero costume I have EVER seen in my entire life #Steel
It makes the George Clooney’s nipple suited Batman suite look amazing by comparison #Steel
I find it very hard to believe that a criminal would be terrified of someone wearing… That #Steel
I like how Steel’s exit is just going backwards on an escalator #Steel
Seriously if I saw someone dressed up in the superhero costume that Shaq wears in this film, I would be pissing myself laughing #Steel
Yeah, I find it very, and I mean VERY, hard to believe that Shaq’s costume is bulletproof. #Steel
“Well, I’ll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs” That’s some Pulitzer Prize writing right there folks. #Steel
Steel has to be the least intimating superhero of ALL time. Well, at lest in this film. #Steel
That has to be the slowest fall in history #Steel
Where the hell did that Batman-esque Bat-cave out of junk come from? This film is so dumb #Steel
Why is Judd Nelson talking about hot dogs all of a sudden? #Steel
You know I feel sorry for Annabeth Gish. She deserves much better than this crap. #Steel
I’m wondering what the budget for this film? I’m think at lest $50 max. #Steel
Wow. There was no emotion at all when Annabeth Gish said ‘Johnny’ just then. #Steel
I’m surprised that Shaq can run at all in that suit. #Steel
I swear the film is just using stock footage of Shaq riding around on his bike. #Steel
There are Nazis in this film now?! I shouldn’t be surprised since they were pretty much the bad guys in every film during the 90’s #Steel
You would think they the filmmakers could have come up with a better name for Annabeth Gish’s character than ‘Sparky’. #Steel
Oh, no! The police ruined the soufflé! Those bastards will pay! #Steel
Yeah, this scene wouldn’t happen in real life. #Steel
Seriously, couldn’t they have design a better costume! I could have made a better costume than that! #Steel
So… Whatever happened to Shaq’s police woman friend? #Steel
Geez, is there anything that Steel’s hammer can’t do? #Steel
The film made another reference to Superman. All the references in the world are not going make up for the lack of him in this film #Steel
Wow. Every stereotypical bad guy that has ever appeared in cinema is in this scene. #Steel
Judd Nelson, just because you double cross your partner and shoot him, it still doesn’t make you a intimating villain #Steel
This Nick Fury look-alike’s reaction to finding out that Judd Nelson tricked him into eating pork is a little over the top. #Steel
It’s about time Richard Roundtree went into Shaft mode. #Steel
Seriously, this whole film would have been over if somebody just walked up to Judd Nelson and just slapped him in the face #Steel
Whoa! Annabeth Gish’s wheelchair is packing some real heat! #Steel
Seriously, why couldn’t her character be the hero of the story? Her character is more bad arse than Steel #Steel
lol Judd Nelson’s handgun looks 10 times bigger than him #Steel
Oh, dear God. We’ve finally come to conclusion of Shaq’s running gag about him not be able to play basketball have we? #Steel
That hand grenade is taking way too long to explode #Steel
Great audio dubbing there by Judd Nelson #Steel
Man, what a pussy way for a villain to die. #Steel
Thank God this film is almost over, cause I seriously can’t take this anymore! #Steel
Yeah! Grandma finally got the soufflé to work! What a satisfying end to the most pointless subplot in the history of cinema #Steel
Shaq and Annabeth Gish have the chemistry of a paper bag and a door frame #Steel
Well, that’s the end of the movie. Thank God for that cause I was going to kill myself if it went on any longer than that. #Steel
I know a lot of people consider BATMAN & ROBIN as the worst superhero film ever made, clearly they never saw this abomination #Steel
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 11th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in May for the next one which could one of the following three films: THE LAST AIRBENDER, MAC AND ME or PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted here on SuperMarcey.com soon!
– Bede Jermyn
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