Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #9: The Garbage Pail Kids Movie

Hey everyone! Welcome to my 9th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. Sorry that it has taken me so long to get around to doing this one, my life has been pretty busy since the last article. As you already know last month here on SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. It was absolutely landslide for one film in particular! For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… *sigh* THE GARBAGE PAIL KID MOVIE! Will I figure how the hell this film was even made? Are the bad guys really the film’s true *heroes*? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

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Bede @BedeJermyn

Ummm… Is too late for me to *not* watch this film? #GarbagePailKids

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Yeah, I think if a film is titled THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE, you’ll know what type of film to expect. #GarbagePailKids

Hey look! It’s Mackenzie ‘my Dad was the original Gomez Addams and my half-brother was Sam from the LOTR trilogy’ Astin!  #GarbagePailKids

These actors. These poor, poor actors. #GarbagePailKids

Seriously, who would want to play or even buy a card game called THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS?! #GarbagePailKids

There’s a spaceship that looks like a garbage bin. Funnily enough, this is the first and ONLY time we see it in the film #GarbagePailKids

Why are the eyes in that picture moving? That doesn’t make any sense. Come to think of it, neither does this film as well #GarbagePailKids

“If I catch anybody down here, I’ll be very surprised” That’s first class writing right there people #GarbagePailKids

Man, I’m not even 5 minutes into the film and I already want the Garbage Pail Kids to die #GarbagePailKids

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What is the deal with this gang chasing a little kid? Don’t they have anything else better to do? #GarbagePailKids

The gang leader is least intimidating gang leader of ALL time. Even my 5 year old nephew wouldn’t be scared of him  #GarbagePailKids

Wow… That’s the most convincing laugh I have ever heard. #GarbagePailKids

“You smell like a fire hydrant” I find it very creepy that this guy knows what a fire hydrant smells like #GarbagePailKids

This Captain Manzini guy has really big eyebrows. They may be even bigger than Elliot’s eyebrows in TROLL 2 #GarbagePailKids

Dodger’s t-shirt is the ugliest looking t-shirt I’ve ever seen. #GarbagePailKids

Tangerine kind of looks like Emma Stone. If she were from the 80’s. #GarbagePailKids

Dodger just sniffed Tangerine. That’s creepy. #GarbagePailKids

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THIS GANG WHEN IT COMES TO THIS KID?! It doesn’t make you look threatening when you harass a kid! #GarbagePailKids

This fight scene is very badly choreographed  #GarbagePailKids

One of the gang members just kicked Dodger and now he is lying on the ground unconscious! This is terrible! #GarbagePailKids

I haven’t seen the faces of the Garbage Pail Kids yet and I already hate them  #GarbagePailKids

Okay, spoke to soon… #GarbagePailKids

OH DEAR GOD!!! #GarbagePailKids

THEY ARE HORRIBLE! THEY… ARE… HORRIBLE!!!!! #GarbagePailKids

THEY ARE THE MOST TERRIFYING *THINGS* I’VE EVER SEEN!!! #GarbagePailKids

I think I’m gonna be sick… #GarbagePailKids

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Clearly Greaser Greg is not a racist caricature at all. #GarbagePailKids

One of the Garbage Pail Kids just pissed themselves… I’ve got nothing. #GarbagePailKids

This are the worst animatronic creations I’ve ever seen. Seriously their months don’t even match the dialogue #GarbagePailKids

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I find it very disturbing that the Kids are watching Dodger having a bath #GarbagePailKids

“Normies hate us” “They think we’re ugly” NO SHIT SHERLOCKS!!! #GarbagePailKids

“You’ve picked the worst time to come back” Yeah, you should have just never have come back at all #GarbagePailKids

Even with the lights turned off, the Kids STILL look terrifying #GarbagePailKids

What the hell? It was daylight only a second ago and now it’s night-time #GarbagePailKids

Seriously, who sells clothes in a nightclub car park? #GarbagePailKids

lol I love Dodger’s reaction when he sees Tangerine take off her shirt #GarbagePailKids

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“You got a bad attitude, girl” “You ain’t seen bad yet” Yeah, just wait until you see THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE #GarbagePailKids

What?! The Kids actually have *friends*?! WHO WOULD WANT TO BE THEIR FRIEND?! #GarbagePailKids

Yeah, I’m pretty that truck wouldn’t have been able squash a car like that #GarbagePailKids

I bet any money Pepsi regretted being associated at all with this film #GarbagePailKids

There are more weird names in this film than the entirety of the HARRY POTTER/HUNGER GAMES series combined #GarbagePailKids

Yeah, Dodger! Michael Jackson called and he wants his jacket back! #GarbagePailKids

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Clearly nobody had any fashion sense in the 80’s. Might have been because everyone was taking cocaine #GarbagePailKids

Miss Tangerine, are you trying to seduce me? #GarbagePailKids

What a second, the gang leader’s name is Juice? What a lame name for a leader of a gang #GarbagePailKids

OH DEAR GOD! THE KIDS ARE DOING A MUSICAL NUMBER!!! #GarbagePailKids

Seriously, somebody cut my ears off so I don’t hear this song anymore!!! #GarbagePailKids

One of the Kids pissed themselves… AGAIN! #GarbagePailKids

EEEEWWWW!!! GROSS!!! #GarbagePailKids

DAMN EVERYONE WHO VOTED FOR THIS FILM! DAMN YOU AAAALLLLLL!!!!!! #GarbagePailKids

That Kid just pissed himself AGAIN for a 3RD time. Somebody get him a adult nappy! #GarbagePailKids

The score sounds like a cheap knock off of the BEVERLY HILLS COP theme #GarbagePailKids

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I think the Ninja Turtles had more convincing disguises than the Kids do in this film  #GarbagePailKids

This is just wrong… THIS IS SO WRONG!!! #GarbagePailKids

Seriously, if you name your bar ‘The Toughest Bar In The World”, you’re clearly not the toughest bar in the world #GarbagePailKids

I think the people who made this film, were probably on every drug known to man. I wished I was watching this film #GarbagePailKids

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Oh, dear God… #GarbagePailKids

A woman just slapped one of the Kids. She’s my hero! #GarbagePailKids

I wondered if Mackenzie Astin has this film on his CV? #GarbagePailKids

Oh, no. They’ve got their own theme song! #GarbagePailKids

“I’m worried about what’s going to happen to you” I’m not #GarbagePailKids

I have no idea what type of story this film is trying to tell #GarbagePailKids

Actually this isn’t a film at all. It’s an abomination!!!  #GarbagePailKids

Man, it’s not even the one hour mark yet and already want this film to be over! #GarbagePailKids

Love theme from THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS MOVIE #GarbagePailKids

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Are they using footage from a earlier scene for this one? #GarbagePailKids

Umm… Did Tangerine just nipple on Dodger’s ear. Ahhh… Wrong… #GarbagePailKids

What, Juice thinks that he shouldn’t have let Dodger live? WHAT THE HELL IS HIS DEAL?! #GarbagePailKids

“Give them a chance. You’ll like them” NO, I WILL NOT!!! #GarbagePailKids

You know what? I know EXACTLY how Tangerine feels hanging out with the Kids right now #GarbagePailKids

You know what’s funny? Tangerine isn’t the most evil character in the film. THOSE DAMN KIDS ARE!!! #GarbagePailKids

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One of the kids pissed themselves AGAIN!!! IT WASN’T FUNNY THE 1ST TIME AND IT’S NOT FUNNY THE 45TH TIME! #GarbagePailKids

Seriously, I think my soul is slowly leaving my body as I’m watching this film #GarbagePailKids

MAKE IT STTTTOOOOPPPPP!!!!! #GarbagePailKids

Ali Gator eats eyeballs. HOW IS THIS A KIDS MOVIE?! #GarbagePailKids

I think I’m loosing brain cells… #GarbagePailKids

I think that this may be the lonest 90 minute film I have ever seen in my entire history as a human being #GarbagePailKids

This is how I imagine how all the behind the scenes action at a fashion show is like #GarbagePailKids

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The Kids are in jail? THANK GOD! #GarbagePailKids

STOP PISSING YOURSELF!!! #GarbagePailKids

I know that this going to be very evil of me to say, I’m siding with the bad guys in this film. #GarbagePailKids

Dodger’s satin bowtie is awesome! #GarbagePailKids

“WHERE ARE THEY?!” Dodger, Batman called and he wants his line reading back #GarbagePailKids

Most. Unrealistic. Gang. Ever. #GarbagePailKids

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The actor who plays Captain Manzini looks a bit like Dudley Moore. Except without any talent #GarbagePailKids

If they ever *shudders* remake, they should cast Emma Stone in the Tangerine role. Or not. #GarbagePailKids

Why would Dodger & Manzini want to break the kids out of jail? I would have left them in there #GarbagePailKids

I don’t know why Santa Claus is in jail but they should have just freed him instead #GarbagePailKids

One of the kids just farted in a guy’s face… *sigh* #GarbagePailKids

One of the biker’s looks like a hairy Stanley Tucci #GarbagePailKids

WHY ARE THE KIDS TAKING OFF A SECRUITY GUY’S PANTS?! #GarbagePailKids

I wish this film would hurry so I can go do other better things with my time #GarbagePailKids

For some reason the Kids are stripping all the models of their clothes. What a bunch of pervs. #GarbagePailKids

One of the Kids just vomited everywhere. Geez… #GarbagePailKids

I think this film is starting to defeat me #GarbagePailKids

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Juice is a pussy. He just let a little kid beat the absolute crap out of him #GarbagePailKids

Oh, no. Here comes the ham-fisted message that film was building up to #GarbagePailKids

Yeah, back into the garbage bin you go, Kids. #GarbagePailKids

What… No! You Kids are suppose to go back into bin! #GarbagePailKids

“Perhaps it would have been safer to have locked them from the world” YES!!! SAFTER FOR EVERYONE ON THE PLANET!!! #GarbagePailKids

Why?! WHY DID YOU LET THEM GO?! CAN’T YOU SEE WHAT EVIL UNLEASED ON THE  WORLD! AHHHHHHHhhhhhhh… #GarbagePailKids

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You my favourite part of the film was? The end credits.  #GarbagePailKids

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 9th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out in March for the next one which could one of the following three films: FREDDY GOT FINGERED, HOWARD THE DUCK or SHOWGIRLS. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted here on SuperMarcey.com soon!

– Bede Jermyn

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