Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #8: Movie 43

Hey everyone! Welcome to my 8th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. It’s 2014 and that means I have another year of even more bad movies to watch. About month ago here the SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies from 2013 and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. It was absolutely landslide for one film in particular! For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… MOVIE 43! Will I figure how the producers convinced the all-star cast to appear in the film? Are any of the sketches actually funny at all? Read on and find out! Enjoy!

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Bede @BedeJermyn

Hollywood: where films like MOVIE 43 can be made #Movie43

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Oh hai, Dennis Quaid. I see that you are still going through your ‘I’ll do anything for the pay check’ phase of your career, huh? #Movie43

Oh, look! It’s Oscar nominee Greg Kinnear. I guess he didn’t have better things to do as well. #Movie43

Yeah… If I were Isabella Rossellini, I really wouldn’t appreciate being made fun of for having bad gas #Movie43

“This is a film that’s about something. It’s a smart movie with heart” Which this film clearly doesn’t have at all #Movie43

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Hey, Kate Winslet! I suppose now that you finally won that Oscar, you don’t have to star in good quality films anymore #Movie43

Hugh Jackman looks so… Youthful. Which isn’t surprising since this segment was shot 5 years ago. Seriously it was. #Movie43

Kate and Hugh’s date seems to be going to really well so far. Clearly nothing is going to go wrong here. #Movie43

Hugh Jackman has testicles on his neck. Yes, you read that correctly. Hugh has TESTICLES on his neck! #Movie43

So this segment like a live-action version of that SOUTH PARK episode where Butter’s glued balls to his chin, right? #Movie43

Don’t know about anyone else but Kate’s behaviour is very believable for someone whose dating a guy with balls on his neck  #Movie43

I like how Kate tries to motion to the waiter about Hugh’s appearance to see if she is the only one who has noticed #Movie43

Hugh just dunked his balls in his soup. And now his eating it. Clearly this is the high point of his career #Movie43

Now a pubic hair has fallen to his soup. And He still continues to eat it… No I’m not making this up #Movie43

So Kate Winslet went from winning a Oscar to next starring in a film about a guy with balls on neck not long after. Hmmm… #Movie43

Now a married couple and their baby have showed up to say hello to Hugh. I think you can guess where this is going to go #Movie43

Hugh is holding the baby. And his balls are resting on the baby’s head. Clearly there are no lows that this film can go to #Movie43

I’ve just realized that I’ve been saying balls A LOT during this Bad Tweet-A-Thon and… I apoligize for that #Movie43

This scene is unrealistic. Greg Kinnear’s studio here wouldn’t be shock, he would think it was the best idea ever for a film lol #Movie43

“Kate Winslet is going to make a film about a guy with balls hanging from his chin” Ahhh… She did. We just saw it 5 minutes ago #Movie43

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Hey Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts! What’s are you doing here? Seriously, what you doing here? I want to know!  #Movie43

I know Liev & Naomi are trying to give their son the High School experience at home but… Does it have to be like this? #Movie43

You know between this film, DIANA and ADORATION, 2013 really wasn’t a good year for Naomi Watts #Movie43

This sketch is weird. #Movie43

Ummm… Where are social services in this sketch? #Movie43

Ummm… No, movie. Don’t even think about going there! #Movie43

Just when you think the film can’t get any lower, it brings in incest. No joke. #Movie43

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Oh hai Chris Pratt and Anna Faris! Another real life married couple whose marriage will be destroyed by this film #Movie43

Well, this is actually nice. Anna & Chris are enjoying a nice pleasant picnic together. What could go wrong here? #Movie43

“Will you poop on me?”… I got nothing. Seriously, I don’t.  #Movie43

Chris’s friends are giving him advice about to do about pooping on Anna. Ummm… How about don’t? #Movie43

I just realized that this live-tweeting has been about balls, incest and pooping. Again, I apologize #Movie43

Man, this sketch is every poop and fart joke haters worst nightmare brought to life  #Movie43

This film is a really good insight into Chris & Anna’s marriage #Movie43

Chris Pratt gets hit by a car. As you would guess, there is crap everywhere! #Movie43

EEEEEWWWWWW!!!! #Movie43

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Yep, just as figured. Greg Kinnear’s character is representing the audience’s reaction to this film #Movie43

So… Who the hell is the guy on the couch in this scene between Dennis and Greg? He’s just there for no reason #Movie43

Dennis pulls a gun on Greg and demands that his film gets made. This is how I imagine Uwe Boll gets his films produced #Movie43

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Oh hai Emma Stone and Kieran Culkin! #Movie43

What the hell are these Emma and Kieran talking about in this scene? #Movie43

Seriously, WTF is with this scene? I have no idea what’s going on? #Movie43

These people don’t act like real people at all #Movie43

Say what you will, but Emma Stone is better here than she was than in either GANGSTER SQUAD and THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #Movie43

Now there’s a commercial all of sudden. Don’t ask #Movie43

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Oh hai all-star cast as superheroes at a speed dating event #Movie43

Batman’s a dick #Movie43

Hey Uma Thurman! I’m actually not surprised that you’re in this film. #Movie43

I just realized that Uma Thurman is involved in a sketch that has Batman and Robin in it. BATMAN & ROBIN reunion anyone? #Movie43

Well, thanks to this film, I now know what Superman uses to slick up his hair… Eeeewwww!!! #Movie43

You know I would totally see Justin Long, Jason Sudeikis, Bobby Cannavale and Kristen Bell as superheroes. Just not this one    #Movie43

Batman is hiding under table describing Supergirl’s… Ummm… You know… #Movie43

Another thing that this film has taught me: Batman likes to cry after having sex. If Wonder Woman says so, so it must be true #Movie43

Not only is Batman a jerk, he’s also perv too #Movie43

Okay, another commercial is on. I honestly didn’t know that there were kids inside photo copiers, ATMs and drink machines #Movie43

Actually surprisingly this fake commercial, its one of the best parts of the film #Movie43

I imagine that the scenes between Dennis and Greg are pretty accurate about how pitch meetings go in Hollywood #Movie43

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Oh hai Richard Gere! #Movie43

So the iBabe is a naked woman with headphones attached to her that plays music. Rrrrriiiigggghhhhtttt…. #Movie43

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an actor look as bored  as Gere does here. He really wants to get the hell out of there  #Movie43

Oh hai Kate Bosworth! #Movie43

“Oh my God. Just when I thought that it offensive” Are you talking about the iBabe or this film, Kate? Or is it both? #Movie43

Kate Bosworth’s character is the only smart one in this sketch. Everybody else is a complete sexist dumb arse #Movie43

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Oh hai Chloe Grace Moretz! #Movie43

So basically this sketch is about Moretz’s character having her first period and how men freak out about it #Movie43

This is how imagine that all men react when a young woman has her period for the first time #Movie43

Oh hai, Patrick Warbuton! #Movie43

And this sketch ends with a fart joke…. Yep… #Movie43

Another commercial! How many are in this film? #Movie43

Alright, was much as that commercial was pretty wrong, I will admit that it’s punchline was pretty funny #Movie43

Hey! I didn’t know I was in this film! Oh wait, I’m sorry. That’s just my doppelganger Seth MacFarlane #Movie43

Oh hai Common! #Movie43

“Where going to make your film this century’s HOWARD THE DUCK” This may be the truthful thing that this film has said so far #Movie43

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Oh hai Seann William Scott and Johnny Knoxville! #Movie43

Gerard Butler is in this sketch too. He plays a foul-mouthed leprechaun. Yes, read that right. #Movie43

But honestly I think they should have Tom Cruise in the role, since he is about the same height as a leprechaun  #Movie43

Oh ,wait! There’s a 2nd leprechaun in this sketch whose also played by Butler. He’s more foul-mouthed than the other one
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Man, these leprechauns are obsessed with balls. Luckily Hugh Jackman isn’t this one cause he would be messed up for sure
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Wow… The sketch is really violent #Movie43

And there’s a fairy in this sketch as well. And she likes to… Ummm…You know… For gold coins… Yeah…
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Oh hai Halle Berry and Stephen Merchant! Clearly these two would go on a date in real life #Movie43

You know even though Halle Berry is in this film, CATWOMAN and DIE ANOTHER DAY are still the worst films of her career  #Movie43

Of course Halle Berry would be the one to dare a guy to go feel up another man. That’s just how she roles #Movie43

Uh, oh. These dares are starting to get even more wrong now. Seriously, you blow a blind kid’s birthday candles! It’s wrong! #Movie43

Now where going to see a montage of all the terrible dares that Halle and Stephen did on their date #Movie43

We’re gonna need a montage! Montage! #Movie43

Halle Berry just made guacamole with one of her boobs. No joke. #Movie43

And Stephen just got a penis tattooed on his face. Yes, he did. #Movie43

Now Halle is going to put a baster full of hot chili in her… No, I’m not even going to write the rest of that sentence #Movie43

Stephen just dare Halle to get really bad plastic surgery, and she looks like… I have no idea what she looks like. It’s bad #Movie43

Halle just dared Stephen to get plastic surgery to look like an Asian person… Yeeeaaahhhhh… #Movie43

I think they used the same make-up effects from CLOUD ATLAS for Stephen’s make up design #Movie43

Clearly this is trying not to be offensive at all #Movie43

… Not offensive at all #Movie43

Now where back to the Dennis and Greg wraparound scenes. For bizarre reason, it breaks the 4th wall to show that it was… #Movie43

… All a film within a film. Well, that was… Umm… Pointless #movie43

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I’m not going to lie: this VICTORY’S ROAD sketch with Terrence Howard, is actually pretty funny. It’s definitely the best one #Movie43

That dude’s shoulders on the white basketball team are really hairy #Movie43

I think Terrence Howard channelled his character from PRIDE for this film #movie43

Yeah, this is definitely the best sketch in the whole film #Movie43

Well, I guess that’s the end of the film cause the credits are now playing. Thank God. #Movie43

Hey! That’s me! Oh, sorry. That was Seth MacFarlane again. Dammit! Why do we have to look so similar!  #Movie43

Brett Ratner was one of many directors of these film? *Cue fan boys yelling booooo!!!* #movie43

Elizabeth Banks directed a sketch? #Movie43

Wait, wait, wait, wait… There’s still ONE MORE sketch we haven’t seen yet?! And James Gunn directed it?! #Movie43

The sketch is about an evil cartoon cat that’s really, and I mean REALLY, obsessed with its owner. Sounds about right #Movie43

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Oh hai Elzabeth Banks and Josh Duhamel! #Movie43

The cartoon cat is… *sigh* pleasuring himself over pictures of Josh Duhamel… I can’t believe I wrote that sentence… #Movie43

Now the cartoon cat has just pissed all over Elizabeth. Just when I think this film couldn’t get anymore low, it still does #Movie43

Now the cartoon cat is watching Josh & Elizabeth have sex… *sigh* #Movie43

And as the cartoon cat is watching them, he’s… Ummm… No… I’m going to write that. It’s pretty wrong… #Movie43

The cartoon cat just ran over Elizabeth with a car and now he’s just pulled out a shotgun out #Movie43

He just shot her! And somehow Elizabeth survived it. #movie43

Now Elizabeth is beating the crap out of the cat with a shovel at a kid’s birthday party. I’m not making this up. #Movie43

Now this sketch has taken an even more dark turn, the kids are attacking Elizabeth and stabbing her to death with forks! #Movie43

And the cartoon cat has thought bubble showing him making out with Josh. No, I’m not making that up either! This is real! #Movie43

THIS MOVIE IS WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!!! #movie43

So now you’re wondering, is MOVIE 43 the worst film ever made? No, definitely not. But is it still a bad film all the same? Yes. #Movie43

I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 8th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out early February for the next one  which could one of the following three films: BIRDEMIC: SHOCK AND TERROR, COOL AS ICE or THE GARBAGE PAIL KIDS. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted here on SuperMarcey.com soon!

– Bede Jermyn

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One thought on “Bede’s Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon #8: Movie 43

  1. I’m sorry you had to watch this film, but these tweets are really funny. I only laughed once when I was watching it, during the Stephen Merchant and Halle Berry sketch. His plastic surgery really was reminiscent of Cloud Atlas! So dodgy.

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