Hey everyone! Welcome to my 7th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon series. Sorry it took me so long to post this article online, the last couple of weeks have been busy in my life. About a month ago here the SuperMarcey.com I posted up poll with three bad movies and I said that whichever one out of those three films had the highest votes, I would watch and live-tweet for this column. Well, the votes are in and you all have spoken. It was a close race between those three films but one film manage to win out in the ned! For this instalment of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon, you guys wanted me to watch and live-tweet… BREAKIN’! Will I be able to figure out why fashion in the 80’s was so bad? Is wroth watching just to see a very young Jean-Claude Van Damme as an extra? Read on and find out! Enjoy!
Bede @BedeJermyn
Oh, hai Cannon Films! Best production company ever! #Breakin
Clearly BATMAN & ROBIN ripped off this opening sequence for their movie #Breakin
Man… I’m not even 2 minutes in and this film so… 80’s lol #Breakin
Hey guys! Michael Jackson called and he wants his wardrobe back! #Breakin
That boss has a seriously case of bad sweat stains on his shirt #Breakin
Coca Cola must have paid a lot of money for product placement in this film #Breakin
lol I like how lead star Lucinda Dickey has a mullet #Breakin
Wow… A chicken salad for $3.50?! Everything in the 80’s was so inexpensive when compared to now #Breakin
Goodbye best friend who we will never see again! #Breakin
You know you watching a film from the 80’s when everybody is wearing leg warmers #Breakin
This dance instructor is really touchy feely. He’s creeping me out
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This must be the 40th dance sequence we’ve had so far in this film #Breakin
Gratuitous arse shot #Breakin
OMG Jean-Claude Van Damme is an extra in the background of this scene! #Breakin
I like how Van Damme tries to be in the background of every shot in this scene lol #Breakin
lol Van Damme just uses the same moves over and over again lol #Breakin
Yeah… I’m sorry Van Damme but you should stick to martial arts lol #Breakin
I’m just going to come out and say it: this is without a doubt a greatest performance of Van Damme’s career #Breakin
His portrayal as a beach bum who has no idea how to dance is the stuff of legend. It’s just… breath-taking #Breakin
Van Damme looks so serious now lol #Breakin
There is a dancer onscreen now that looks so much like John Leguizamo that it’s scary #Breakin
like this street dancers names: Ozone, Turbo, Special K, Cupcakes etc. #Breakin
I think its pretty clear that the dance instructor is the John Kreese of the Cobar Kai in this film #Breakin
Oh, man. This song is really terrible lol #Breakin
It makes me laugh when Turbo squeals like a girl. He sounds like Ned Flanders when he screams lol #Breakin
Ozone’s real name isn’t pronounced Orlando, it’s Orlundo. Remember that people. #Breakin
Geez, the dance instructor can’t say ‘amateur’ right lol #Breakin
Ah, oh. He’s being touchy feely again #Breakin
I think we’re onto our 160th dance sequence so far in this film #Breakin
There are so… Many… Leotards in this film #Breakin
Not only is this dance instructor a jerk, he’s also a sexual predator as well #Breakin
Where’s Sexual Harassment Panda when you need him?! #Breakin
I find it very hard to believe that a dancer wouldn’t know Fred Astaire is #Breakin
Dance sequence #523 #Breakin
I’m not going to lie, sometimes I wish I could dance like that #Breakin
I don’t know why Turbo is dancing with a broom but… he is #Breakin
lol You can clearly see the strings attached to his hands when he *levitates* the broom #Breakin
Ahh… The boombox. How I miss those #Breakin
lol Talking smack to people, 80’s style is hilarious #Breakin
I swear this dancers just do the same dance routines over and over again #Breakin
There not even in-sync with each other! #Breakin
Hey, it a really young Christopher McDonald! I wonder if he’ll play a jerk in this film too? #Breakin
What a feeling! Whoops wrong movie #Breakin
I don’t get these casting agents that Special K is meeting. They are very confused about who they want for their show #Breakin
Those are some really short short-shorts #Breakin
Okay, Christopher McDonald is going be a jerk any minute now #Breakin
Oh, man. The fashion just keeps getting more and more hilarious #Breakin
ICE-T! You’re in this movie too?! #Breakin
Did I just see Napoleon Dynamite in the background? #Breakin
I guess Ice-T can take pride in knowing that having a E! reality show is not the least gangster rapper thing he’s ever done #Breakin
There’s one extra in the background who’s trying to one up Van Damme by being in every single shot as well #Breakin
Seriously he’s on one side of the room, then in the next shot he’s other side lol #Breakin
Wow there’s a lot of scratching in this song #Breakin
Oh, come on! That’s cheating! It’s suppose to be two-on-two #Breakin
Yeah, I just realized that after watching the STEP UP series, all the dances are pretty tame by comparison #Breakin
Let’s make sure that the Nike symbol is in every shot in this film #Breakin
Yeah, I don’t know how Ozone & Turbo can see Special K driving up to their shed when it has no windows… And the door is shut #Breakin
I think this is the film’s 913rd dance sequence so far #Breakin
lol Everybody’s facial expressions while they’re dancing are hilarious lol #Breakin
You know you can’t go wrong by having “Ain’t Nobody” by Chaka Khan playing over a montage #Breakin
Oh, I’m sorry. I meant to say Chaka KKKKKHHHHHAAAAAANNNNNN!!!!! #Breakin
There’s a lot of sexual tension between Ozone and Special K #Breakin
All these dances just consist of the cast doing the robot #Breakin
We’re gonna need a montage! Montage! #Breakin
How is it possible that the gang found the most redneck restaurant in L.A.? #Breakin
Chuck Norris? #Breakin
I like how some of the rednecks start fighting each even though they had nothing to do with the fight to begin with #Breakin
Will they or won’t they? Clearly: they won’t #Breakin
Oh, yeah! Christopher McDonald is starting to go into jerk mode now #Breakin
Christopher McDonald’s hair in this film is amazing lol #Breakin
You’re so white, Christopher McDonald #Breakin
Ice-T is back! So all his character does in this film is just rap? #Breakin
Why Ozone wearing a training bra? #Breakin
Some of these extras in the background are hilarious lol #Breakin
That dancer looked like he was having an orgasm #Breakin
Yeah movie, I didn’t really need to see a close-up shot of Ozone’s crotch #Breakin
You can definitely tell that Christopher McDonald is the whitest guy in the room #Breakin
Ice-T’s rapping in this film is really… not good #Breakin
Wait, stop everything! Hold the phone! Christopher McDonald actually isn’t playing a jerk in this film?! #Breakin
I swear they show the same shot of Special K’s jeep driving up to Ozone’s house #Breakin
“I don’t understand you. This could be a really big break for us. Who knows where it might lead us” BREAKIN’ 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO #Breakin
This may be the whitest party I have ever seen #Breakin
No, this can’t be happening. Christopher McDonald is suppose to be a jerk, not a nice guy #Breakin
Haha! We’re so rich and white! #Breakin
Oh, no. It’s that jerk of a dance instructor again and he still can’t say ‘amateur’ right #Breakin
lol I like how Christopher McDonald subtly corrects the evil dance instructor’s pronunciation of ‘amateur’ lol #Breakin
Wow… It’s really weird to see Christopher McDonald playing a character who is actually nice. He just stood up for the dancers! #Breakin
That red jacket that Special K is wearing is like 10 sizes bigger than her #Breakin
What the hell is up with Christopher McDonald’s tie? #Breakin
Hey Turbo! Daniel LaRusso from THE KARATE KID called he would like his bandana back! #Breakin
I wonder how the hell Special K knew where Ozone at the beach #Breakin
Ozone is the Anakin Skywalker of this film #Breakin
Ozone: the original emo #Breakin
I think leg warmers need to make a come back #Breakin
Yeah, this crowds scenes aren’t the same if Van Damme isn’t in them #Breakin
Wow! There’s a dancer onscreen now whose uses crutches for this dance routine. That’s pretty awesome! #Breakin
No, I can’t except the fact that Christopher McDonald is playing a nice and supportive guy in movie. It feels wrong! #Breakin
I think there are more dance sequences in this film than the entire STEP UP films combined #Breakin
The fashion in this film should have won an Oscar #Breakin
Man, red jackets were definitely the in thing during the 80’s. It must have been because of Michael Jackson #Breakin
I think Ozone might have worms cause he is dragging his arse on the floor for some reason #Breakin
OMG Christopher McDonald is so much of a nice guy in this film that can only say S.O.B. instead of son-of-a-bitch #Breakin
OMG The gang are all wearing tuxedos! That’s hilarious! #Breakin
Umm.. Whatever happened to 4th member of the gang Adam a.k.a. Cupcakes? He’s like vanished from this entire film #Breakin
That’s dude’s tights seriously don’t leave nothing to the imagination at all #Breakin
This evil dance instructor is such a jerk #Breakin
This may be the whitest judging committee I’ve ever seen in a movie. #Breakin
I can’t stop looking a Ozone’s earring in this film #Breakin
What a feeling! Whoops! Sorry wrong movie again! #Breakin
The lead judge’s commentary of this scene is hilarious! #Breakin
I like how the judges were so dismissive but now there like, “hey, this guys are awesome!” #Breakin
Clearly this film isn’t ripping off the ending of FLASHDANCE at all #Breakin
The lead judge is without a doubt the whitest white dude in the history of cinema #Breakin
This final dance I belive is the 1,0000th one featured in this film #Breakin
What the hell kind leotard is Special K wearing? #Breakin
Oh, there’s the 4th member of the gang Adam lol #Breakin
Man… These costumes… These costumes… #Breakin
In case you fell asleep, here’s an entire recap of everything that happen in the film during the credits #Breakin
God bless you Cannon Films. They’ll never be another production company like you #Breakin
I think if Millennium Films want to be the new Cannon Films, they need to make a dance movie like BREAKIN’ #Breakin
The end montage is almost as long as the film #Breakin
Yes! ELECTRIC BOOGALOO! It’ll definitely be a contender for an upcoming edition of Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon. #Breakin
But you will have to vote for it of course lol 😉 #Breakin
My only disappointment with this film is that it needed more Van Damme #Breakin
I hope everyone enjoyed reading this 7th edition of my Bad Movie Tweet-A-Thon! Keep a look out early January for the next one which will be a special Bad Films Of 2013 edition, which could one of the following three films: GROWN UPS 2, MOVIE 43 or SHARKNADO. Which one will it be? Vote on the poll which will be posted here on SuperMarcey.com soon!
– Bede Jermyn
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