Bede’s Month In Movies – April

Number of Movies Seen This Month: 61

Number of Movies Seen This Year (so far): 182

5/5 – Excellent

The Prince Of Eygpt

4.5/5 – Really Great

The Ten Commandments (1956)

White Dog

Twin Falls Idaho

4/5 – Great

The Warriors

Confessions Of A Dangerous Mind

King Of Kings

Ondine

Rambling Rose

Sucker Punch

3.5/5 – Really Good

Megamind

The Lincoln Lawyer

The Power Of One

The Adventures Of Sebastian Cole

Paul

Twenty Bucks

Scream 4

Nanny McPhee And The Big Bang (a.k.a. Nanny McPhee Returns)

Nowhere To Run

Paulie

3/5 – Decent

Mr. Holland’s Opus

Looking For Eric

The Chronicles Of Narnia: The Voyage Of The Dawn Treader

Hercules Returns

The Tailor Of Panama

Battle: Los Angeles

Head Of State

Wild Target (2010)

Casper

Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius

Gladiator (1992)

TekWar

Clifford’s Really Big Movie

2.5/5 – Average

The Peacemaker

Krull

For Richer Or Poorer

The Secret Of Moonacre

Gentlemen Broncos

Life As We Know It

Frequenly Asked Questions About Time Travel

Vegas Vacation

George Of The Jungle

My Super Psycho Sweet 16: Part 2

Exterminators

The Maiden Heist

Destiny Turns On The Radio

Deep In The Valley

2/5 – Sucky

All The Pretty Horses

A Little Bit Of Soul

The Accidental Husband

What A Girl Wants

Beowulf (1999)

GNAW: Food Of The Gods II

1.5/5 – Bad

A Guy Thing

Dennis The Menace

Alvin And The Chipmunks 2 (a.k.a. Alvin And The Chipmunks: The Squeakuel)

Rumplestiltskin

1/5 – Terrible

Casino Royale (1966)

Hard Rock Zombies

The Wash

First Movie I Saw This Month: BEOWULF (1999)

Last Movie I Saw This Month: MEGAMIND

THE BEST

THE WORST

Best Actor: Steve Evets, LOOKING FOR ERIC

Best Actress: Laura Dern, RAMBLING ROSE
Best Supporting Actor: Christopher Lloyd, TWENTY BUCKS

Best Supporting Actress: Anne Baxter, THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956)

Best Director: Cecil B. DeMille, THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956)

Best Original Screenplay: Mark Polish & Michael Polish, TWIN FALLS IDAHO

Best Adapted Screenplay: Samuel Fuller & Curtis Hanson, WHITE DOG

Biggest Suprise: MEGAMIND

Biggest Disappointment: BATTLE: LOS ANGELES

Most Fucked-Up Movie: HARD ROCK ZOMBIES

“I’m Pretty Damn Sure No One Else Has Seen This”: (five-way tie) FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT TIME TRAVEL, HARD ROCK ZOMBIES, HERCULES RETURNS, A LITTLE BIT OF SOUL and TWIN FALLS IDAHO

Person/Character I Never Want to Meet: Dennis Mitchell (Mason Gamble), DENNIS THE MENACE

Why Is He/She Still in Movies?: Katherine Heigel, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

Recurring Genre: Comedies

Ultimate WTF? Moment: Everything from beginning to end, HARD ROCK ZOMBIES

Best Scene: Moses parting the Red Sea, THE PRINCE OF EYGPT

Best Line: “You forgot the first rules of remakes. Don’t fuck with the original!” – Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell), SCREAM 4

Movie I Finally Got to Friggin’ See: (tie) THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956) and THE WARRIORS

Coolest Title: CONFESSIONS OF A DANGEROUS MIND

Hottest Lady: The Ladies of SUCKER PUNCH

Oldest Movie: THE TEN COMMANDMENTS (1956)

– Bede Jermyn

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