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Awful Film Poster Of The Week #34

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #34 Cats & Dogs: The Revenge Of Kitty Galore Uhhhhhhhhhhhh what??? What is going on in this poster? Why the heck would I want to see this film based on this terrible poster??? WHY? WHY? WHY?

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #32

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #32 Little Fockers This poster just screams AWFUL! It is basically telling me this film is awful. What is wrong with Ben Stiller’s face?? Why does DeNiro look constipated? This is terrible stuff, it has put me off seeing this useless sequel. The air brushing makes them look like … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #30

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #30 Top Dog I finally bring you another awful poster, sorry for the hiatus, as you know I have had surgery and my recovery has been going backwards rather than forwards. That said, seeing this poster could set anything backwards. How truly awful is this poster? It looks like … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #29

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #29 Aquamarine I think this one speaks for itself, awful! The photoshop job looks so fake, I mean yes it is a mermaid but look at their faces, they look like wax figures. If anything this poster makes me want to vomit and it ruins my childhood fantasy of … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #27

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #27 Undisputed I have no idea what is going on with this poster! Now Undisputed is a pretty decent film, I enjoyed it for what it was. Now if I had seen this poster before I saw the film, I likely wouldn’t have bothered to watch it. This makes … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #26

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #26 Secret Admirer I don’t know what is going on with this poster, but C. Thomas Howell, I am sorry you look like a girl. This poster reeks of 80’s cheese, but bad, bad 80’s cheese. This is an awful poster, and I would easily skip this film just … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #25

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #25 The Twilight Saga: Eclipse Could this poster be anymore bland and uninteresting and well plain old ugly? Stewart is doing one of the two facial expressions she can manage with mouth closed, stare ahead. Pattinson looks like he might vomit, but then again that is usually the expression … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #24

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #24 Nightmare Sisters Eww is the word that comes to mind with this one, it looks trashy and I am sure the film is trashy. Now I do like trashy films, but this looks truly awful judging by this poster/cover art. I can’t say there is anything here that … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #23

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #23 Bangkok Dangerous When I first saw this poster it just left such a bad taste in my mouth. It looks silly, and the photoshopping job just does not look right. Nic Cage is there with bullet holes and the really silly hair. Then down the bottom is that … Continue reading →

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #22

Awful Film Poster Of The Week #22 Ghoulies II First words which come to find when I see this poster is “Ehhhhh ehhhhhh???” Honestly, W-T-F??? One aligator looking thing and one weird looking thing hanging out inside a toilet. Is that meant to be creepy? Because it isn’t, and if it is meant to be … Continue reading →