Marcey @supermarcey
Live tweeting #CONAIR commencing! This is the extended edition, not sure what’s different.
The opening establishes that Nic Cage is an Army Ranger, aka he’s a badass mofo #CONAIR
Also he has a hot wife, and that this Tricia Yearwood song is the theme for some reason #CONAIR
Nic Cages accent is one for the record books! “How’s my bebeh?” #CONAIR
Of course the bar is filled with douchebags, The Cage has to bash someone right? #CONAIR
Clearly Cameron Poe was just defending himself against a gang of thugs. But oh he’s dangerous so prison! #CONAIR
I mean he was about to fucking get stabbed, he didn’t mean to defend himself … Urgh so dumb lol #CONAIR
Cameron Poe should have known he was done for with his greasy sleazy looking lawyer #CONAIR
Ok 8 year montage of Nic Cage in prison with his epic bird nest hair growing! #CONAIR
Prison fire! Oh he gets saved, I bet they become best friends! #CONAIR
OMG he’s an origami expert! Too bad that doesn’t ever come into play. #CONAIR
Yet the plush bunny becomes a plot point!!! #CONAIR
“AHH IM GOING HOME SON!” #CONAIR
I love the Jailbird plane, now to introduce badass inmates! I love this scene!!! #CONAIR
Cameron Poe doesn’t know when to shut up, Guard Bishop so ain’t impressed! #CONAIR
Oh here’s John Cusack and his socks with sandals get up! #CONAIR
Colm Meany shows up as a cocky bastard, the role he was born to play! #CONAIR
They should have listened when Sir John Cusack said NO GUNS on the flight! #CONAIR
Ving Rhames is Diamond Dawg and John Malkovich is Cyrus The Virus (best name ever) #CONAIR
Slow motion scene of Cameron Poe’s hair blowing in the wind, thats art people #CONAIR
Dave Chappelle is ace in this film! Oh and that asshole Colm Meany put a gun on the plane! #CONAIR
They should have gag and bagged them all … Hey at least the gag and bag works as a plot point later. #CONAIR
Hey it’s Danny Trejo as a rapist … Yeah he’s creepy as all hell in this #CONAIR
Prisoners planning to take over the plane, so didn’t see that coming! #CONAIR
Damn there’s a lot of fires in this film. And all hell has broken loose! #CONAIR
“Welcome to Con Air!” Thanks Cyrus the damn Virus #CONAIR
Even on the plane it feels like Nic Cages hair is blowing in the wind. #CONAIR
Every time they say ‘Carson City’ I think of John Cusack saying “Me cars, me cars” #CONAIR
Cyrus the Virus gets all the best lines. But of course he’s John Malkovich #CONAIR
It’s nice that Cameron Poe wants to get his BFF his medicine, that’s why he basically does everything in this film. #CONAIR
How did these guys not understand that Cyrus was planning something, look at his cell! Sheesh! #CONAIR
I can’t help but giggle every time Nic Cage says something, seriously where was his Oscar for this film? #CONAIR
John Cusack and those sandals, I really don’t get it but I can laugh at how silly it looks. #CONAIR
Here we go, Carson City, and some of the dumbest people ever. How do they not recognise Cyrus the Virus? Like really? #CONAIR
MC Gainey bitches, in da house! #CONAIR
Best part of this is Steve Buscemi making a Hannibal Lector type introduction. Garland Green! #CONAIR
Lucky that Swamp Thing knows how to fly a plane and knew to swap transponders. #CONAIR
John Cusack and the ME CARS ME CARS bit – laughing so hard right now #CONAIR
EXPLOSION and Sir John Cusack just dodged a flying door! #CONAIR
Ah so much incompetence in this film, its awesome! And its not from the prisoners #CONAIR
Haha goodbye Dave Chappelle! #CONAIR
Seriously Steve Buscemi should ressurect Garland Green in an Origins film. Con Air Origins: Garland Green #CONAIR
Cameron Poe states the obvious “We’re all convicts here” yeah no shit Sherlock #CONAIR
Seriously, how creepy is Garland Green? #CONAIR
Sir John Cusack is finally putting the pieces together with Cameron Poe, although douche Colm Meany doesn’t want a bar of it #CONAIR
Was it really necessary for the DEA to be involved in this? I mean, it barely makes sense actually. #CONAIR
I actually wish there was a scene of Sir John Cusack recycling his sandals. #CONAIR
Oh man Cameron Poe’s smiling face is way too hilarious. Love you Nic Cage #CONAIR
Wait, Diamond Dawg is too scared to check the landing gear … right …. #CONAIR
Creepy corpse Dave Chappelle #CONAIR
Seriously, wheres my Sir John Cusack recycling his sandals scene? #CONAIR
A body falling from the sky has never so hilarious #CONAIR
And that scene was complete with an SG1 cameo #CONAIR
Garland speaks, and it is epic! Plus its creepy as all hell #CONAIR
The kid that plays Casey is 16 years older now, holy moly #CONAIR
And Monica Potter hasn’t aged a day, dayum girl! #CONAIR
Of course they don’t listen to the only smart guy in this film (John Cusack) #CONAIR
BEST LINE EVER “PUT THE BUNNEH BACK IN THE BOX” #CONAIR
So Poe kills this guy but he walks away a free man, all over a BUNNEH. Weird huh? #CONAIR
More creepy from Garland Green, about murdering and pleasures …. CREEPY #CONAIR
I love what Garland has to say about insanity. #CONAIR
I am really bothered by Sir John Cusacks sandals look, it always has. If you’re gonna wear ’em, leave the socks at home mate #CONAIR
That Francisco guy is so creepy looking. #CONAIR
I can’t wait for more explosions and Nic Cage’s hair blowing in the wind. #CONAIR
Oh oh the Cage has taken his shirt off! #CONAIR
Wow I didn’t notice how hairy Cage’s chest was. #CONAIR
How many people thought Garland was going to kill the little girl? He’s been rehabilitated I guess? #CONAIR
“You know what my Daddy taught me?” “What?” “Nothing” “Self educated man” #CONAIR
OOO the inevitable meeting between Cage and Cusack #CONAIR
Cage and Cusack should totally resurrect their film careers to A Grade with a Buddy Cop film. #CONAIR
The plane looks way smaller on the outside, does it have TARDIS technology or something? #CONAIR
EXPLOSION AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #CONAIR
“Cy ..” “Anara” #CONAIR
“Let’s do it!” says Cage to a syringe … huh #CONAIR
So many explosions … Michael Bay was so proud #CONAIR
I don’t think Danny Trejo aged since this film #CONAIR
Garland remembered to put his seat belt on, safety first! #CONAIR
Cue the ironic song with Sweet Home Alabama #CONAIR
Is there anything more hilarious than John Malkovich holding a gun to a plush bunneh? #CONAIR
Nic Cage gets shot and has zero reaction #CONAIR
In Poe We Trust #CONAIR
A big crash land in Vegas for an epic finale! With Garland singing haha #CONAIR
SO MUCH DAMAGE! But hey its not like they could really avoid it, plus more explosions! #CONAIR
The crashing plane scored a jackpot on the slot machines! #CONAIR
Oh noes Cyrus is on the loose! Go get ’em Poe and Larkin #CONAIR
I love that they just steal police bikes #CONAIR
More explosions because there weren’t enough already #CONAIR
Battling on a fire engine too, sort of ironic huh? #CONAIR
Haha Nic Cage stunt guy flying through the explosions #CONAIR
Oh wait, can’t forget the bunneh #CONAIR
Did we really want to see Garland Green escape lol #CONAIR
Yay Poe trusts Larkin, just took many explosions for it to happen! #CONAIR
Cue the theme song that clearly doesn’t belong in this badass action film #CONAIR
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