Like A Virgin

How I love this scene from Reservoir Dogs

Let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It’s a metaphor for big dicks.” – Mr. Brown

No, no. It’s about a girl who is very vulnerable. She’s been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who’s really sensitive…” – Mr. Blonde

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa… Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.” – Mr. Brown

Toby… Who the fuck is Toby? Toby… ” – Joe

‘Like a Virgin’ is not about this nice girl who meets a nice fella. That’s what “True Blue” is about, now, granted, no argument about that” – Mr. Brown

Which one is ‘True Blue’?” – Mr. Orange

‘True Blue’ was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don’t even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I’ve at least heard of “True Blue”.” – Nice Guy Eddie

Look, asshole, I didn’t say I ain’t heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world’s biggest Madonna fan. Personally, I can do without her. ” – Mr. Orange

I like her early stuff. You know, ‘Lucky Star’, ‘Borderline’ – but once she got into her ‘Papa Don’t Preach’ phase, I don’t know, I tuned out.” Mr. Blue

Hey, you guys are making me lose my… train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?” – Mr. Brown

Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?” – Joe

What’s that?” – Mr. White

I found this old address book in a jacket I ain’t worn in a coon’s age. What was that name?” – Joe

What the fuck was I talking about?” – Mr. Brown

You said ‘True Blue’ was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that ‘Like a Virgin’ was a metaphor for big dicks.” Mr. Pink

Lemme tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.” – Mr. Brown

How many dicks is that?” – Mr. Blue

A lot.” – Mr. White

Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the ‘Great Escape’, he’s digging tunnels. Now, she’s gettin’ the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain.” – Mr. Brown

Chew? Toby Chew? ” – Joe

It hurts her. It shouldn’t hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, ‘Like a Virgin’.” – Mr. Brown

Wong?” – Joe

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